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Are You Mexican?
Topic Started: Dec 14 2006, 09:02 PM (108 Views)
ElDonkey
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15 Way to tell its a Mexican Birthday Party...

1. Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but brought extra-uninvited kids.

2. The cake says, "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the child's real
name.

3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brought their own food, cake, and pinata.

4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.

5. It's Mijo's 1st birthday and the party food is carne asada, arroz,
frijoles, and 10 cases of beer.

6. For entertainment, instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, there is usually a televised baseball, football game, or a live fight.

7. The party was supposed to be over at 5:00; it's 10:00 and the party is just starting.

8. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some tortillas and ice.

9. You hear someone go up to the birthday child and say, "Mira, tan lindo. I'm going to have to get you something next week when I get paid."

10. The party is Saturday, and you get a call from the hostess Friday night saying, "I'm giving Mijo a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00."

11. Some guests bring gifts that are still in the
store bag.

12. The cake didn't come from the store; it came from the mother of the comadre of your friend's sister who makes really good cakes.

13. You are told you have to save your plate and fork you ate your food with, so you can eat your cake.

14. Guests automatically wrap up a plate of food and cake to take
home.

15. It's Mijo's party, but since his cousin Licha is there and her
birthday is in a few days, it becomes Mijo's AND Licha's party

:lol:
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JetBlack3
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12 of 15 :aaron:
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ElDonkey
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13/15 :D
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JetBlack3
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im one event away from bein as beaner as donkey......
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ElDonkey
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de3dejr8
Dec 14 2006, 08:11 PM
im one event away from bein as beaner as donkey......

:o I knew it :o
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JetBlack3
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some of those work for the redneck side though...
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Ram Jam
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I don't match many but that sounds like fun.
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HuskyMan20
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:lmao: 15 out of 15!
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Didn't get any of 'em.
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bdog2924
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I got 4, there's always something my family forgets and someone else has to go get it real quick from the store...
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MartinMan
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Hmm yeah I think me and my family have done all of those lol
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CR49
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Like 3.
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killerbee17fan
Dec 15 2006, 08:23 PM
:lmao: 15 out of 15!

guess you are no longer half mexican but full mex now :D
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de3dejr8
Dec 16 2006, 11:47 AM
killerbee17fan
Dec 15 2006, 08:23 PM
:lmao:  15 out of 15!

guess you are no longer half mexican but full mex now :D

Cant say im surprised :lol:
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CR49
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Probably didn't even read them preobably just said I'm 1/16th Mexican so they all fit me wooooooooooooo.
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