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If Santa Answered Letters Like He Wanted To
Topic Started: Dec 13 2006, 06:29 PM (73 Views)
JetBlack3
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Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.
I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend, Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about
I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back
to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to
give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes,
a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay.
I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in
my face when riding in the sleigh.
You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know
when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please,
PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
Love, Timmy
Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Dear Mark,
First stop callling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in
a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like
the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa
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JetBlack3
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de3dejr8
Dec 13 2006, 06:29 PM
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing
money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa

:lmao: best one
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Nate
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:lmao: they were all pretty good.
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luigistarted06
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I like it in and around my mouth.
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:lmao: those are just awesome
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ElDonkey
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luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 06:19 PM
:lmao: those are just awesome

you Probably still believe in santa :lol:
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The Dale
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TheDonkey381
Dec 13 2006, 07:21 PM
luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 06:19 PM
:lmao: those are just awesome

you Probably still believe in santa :lol:

You mean there's no Santa?! :o
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luigistarted06
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I like it in and around my mouth.
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TheDonkey381
Dec 13 2006, 07:21 PM
luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 06:19 PM
:lmao: those are just awesome

you Probably still believe in santa :lol:

No my teacher told me he wasn't real a while ago...In 4th grade she said it in front of the whole class
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Dale3815
Dec 13 2006, 06:23 PM
TheDonkey381
Dec 13 2006, 07:21 PM
luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 06:19 PM
:lmao: those are just awesome

you Probably still believe in santa :lol:

You mean there's no Santa?! :o

Whatcha talkin about Dale...Of course there is
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KK3869
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Just your simple Cameron
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luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 07:24 PM
TheDonkey381
Dec 13 2006, 07:21 PM
luigistarted06
Dec 13 2006, 06:19 PM
:lmao: those are just awesome

you Probably still believe in santa :lol:

No my teacher told me he wasn't real a while ago...In 4th grade she said it in front of the whole class

Don't listen to her, shes probably bent the she didn't get a boyfirend for Chirstmas.
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