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difference between right and left
Topic Started: Dec 10 2006, 10:19 PM (37 Views)
Orangesmoke20
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
>about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
>from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased
>and leaves the shop.
>
>Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop. There is a thank you
>card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
>Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
>barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept ! money from you; I'm
>doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
>Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and
>a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
>Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
>bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
>I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and
>leaves the shop.
>
>Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
>dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming
>More Successful."
>
>
>Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
>the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
>doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves
>the shop.
>
>The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
>Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
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Dewy9
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lol I was watching "RocketMan" (a fave of mine) on OnDemand earlier today and it just reminded me of that part where Fred Randall (Harland Williams) says "I'll enter the same calculations using what we like to call The Right Way" :lmao:

And one of my favorite parts because it's so bizarre:

Fred Randall: Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed.
William Overbeck: No.
Fred Randall: You ever look?
William Overbeck: No.
Fred Randall: Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?
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