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| Vixen | Jun 24 2006, 08:42 PM Post #1 |
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter, and it stunk all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek, and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" ; The boy nodded meekly. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree!" |
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| Deleted User | Jun 24 2006, 08:47 PM Post #2 |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 24 2006, 08:48 PM Post #3 |
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2009 Sprint Cup Pick Em Champion
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 24 2006, 09:08 PM Post #4 |
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I am the tag team champions
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lol at least it wasnt a johnny blue
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| Nascarfan977 | Jun 26 2006, 11:01 AM Post #5 |
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4X Raceski Cup Champion
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| grey__fox | Jun 26 2006, 11:04 AM Post #6 |
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Yep. It's me.
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Ooooh man, I heard that joke when I was 6 yrs. old, but it's still pretty good. |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 26 2006, 11:04 AM Post #7 |
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HAW! |
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| luigistarted06 | Jun 26 2006, 11:06 AM Post #8 |
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I like it in and around my mouth.
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in the creek you go!
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| grey__fox | Jun 26 2006, 11:09 AM Post #9 |
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Yep. It's me.
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But I'm not that old....
I think some of you are older anyways. |
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