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The Outhouse
Topic Started: Jun 24 2006, 08:42 PM (61 Views)
Vixen
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For
bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little
boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in
the winter, and it stunk all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek, and the boy
determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the
water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the
little boy decided that today was the day to push the
outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed.
Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated
away.

That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing
he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today.
It was you, wasn't it, son?"
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The boy nodded meekly. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped
down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he
told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father
wasn't in that cherry tree!"
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:lol:
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ElDonkey
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:lol:
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JetBlack3
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lol at least it wasnt a johnny blue :lol:
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:lol:
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grey__fox
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Yep. It's me.
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Ooooh man, I heard that joke when I was 6 yrs. old, but it's still pretty good.
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grey__fox
Jun 26 2006, 11:04 AM
Ooooh man, I heard that joke when I was 6 yrs. old, but it's still pretty good.

HAW!
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luigistarted06
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I like it in and around my mouth.
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:lol: in the creek you go!
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grey__fox
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Yep. It's me.
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But I'm not that old.... :huh:

I think some of you are older anyways.
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