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Lookey here.....; ...I have an idea
Topic Started: Jun 21 2006, 02:07 PM (1,206 Views)
underbird92
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brians big ol'
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JetBlack3
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Dale3815
Jun 23 2006, 03:55 PM
the gas mans

long fuel spout
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de3dejr8
Jun 23 2006, 02:58 PM
Dale3815
Jun 23 2006, 03:55 PM
the gas mans

long fuel spout

which they rammed
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The Dale
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In Aarons anus
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and along with
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davids bubblewrapped head
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thats bigger then
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chucks norris's penis
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by an inch
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JetBlack3
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*roundhouse kick to donkey*

no one mentions chuck norris penis except chuck norris and even then if you heard him speak of it it would require you to be round house kicked until you didnt remember it
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de3dejr8
Jun 23 2006, 04:11 PM
*roundhouse kick to donkey*

no one mentions chuck norris penis except chuck norris and even then if you heard him speak of it it would require you to be round house kicked until you didnt remember it

Isn't three words. :D
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the fucking end
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de3dejr8
Jun 23 2006, 03:11 PM
*roundhouse kick to donkey*

no one mentions chuck norris penis except chuck norris and even then if you heard him speak of it it would require you to be round house kicked until you didnt remember it

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck norris is currently suing the makers of bubble tape claiming 6 feet of fun is actually for his wang
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Only 3 words!
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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underbird92
Jun 23 2006, 04:30 PM
Only 3 words!

cant go any further after somebody says the end :uhoh:
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Jun 23 2006, 03:32 PM
underbird92
Jun 23 2006, 04:30 PM
Only 3 words!

cant go any further after somebody says the end :uhoh:

and i said it in three words too :uhoh:

Stupid Ub
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
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TheDonkey
Jun 23 2006, 04:31 PM
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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