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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 21 2006, 02:07 PM (1,206 Views) | |
| underbird92 | Jun 23 2006, 02:55 PM Post #226 |
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brians big ol' |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 02:58 PM Post #227 |
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I am the tag team champions
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long fuel spout |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:00 PM Post #228 |
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2009 Sprint Cup Pick Em Champion
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which they rammed |
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| The Dale | Jun 23 2006, 03:01 PM Post #229 |
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4-Time Nightly FEDEx Heat Champion
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In Aarons anus |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:01 PM Post #230 |
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and along with |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:02 PM Post #231 |
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davids bubblewrapped head |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:03 PM Post #232 |
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thats bigger then |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:04 PM Post #233 |
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chucks norris's penis |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:05 PM Post #234 |
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by an inch |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:11 PM Post #235 |
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*roundhouse kick to donkey* no one mentions chuck norris penis except chuck norris and even then if you heard him speak of it it would require you to be round house kicked until you didnt remember it |
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| The Dale | Jun 23 2006, 03:12 PM Post #236 |
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4-Time Nightly FEDEx Heat Champion
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Isn't three words.
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:17 PM Post #237 |
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the fucking end |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:17 PM Post #238 |
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Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:18 PM Post #239 |
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:19 PM Post #240 |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:20 PM Post #241 |
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:21 PM Post #242 |
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Chuck norris is currently suing the makers of bubble tape claiming 6 feet of fun is actually for his wang |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:22 PM Post #243 |
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:25 PM Post #244 |
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. |
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| underbird92 | Jun 23 2006, 03:30 PM Post #245 |
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Only 3 words! |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:31 PM Post #246 |
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." |
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| Orangesmoke20 | Jun 23 2006, 03:32 PM Post #247 |
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Too hot to handle.. too cold to hold... ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!
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cant go any further after somebody says the end :uhoh: |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 23 2006, 03:32 PM Post #248 |
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and i said it in three words too :uhoh: Stupid Ub |
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| The Dale | Jun 23 2006, 03:44 PM Post #249 |
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris. |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 23 2006, 03:46 PM Post #250 |
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