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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 09:40 PM (130 Views) | |
| Nascarfan977 | Jun 18 2006, 09:40 PM Post #1 |
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One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story and then conclude with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.” Next is little Bobby. “Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.” Teacher asks for the moral of the story. Bobby replies, “Don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched.” Last is little Billy. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.” Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, “Don’t fuck with uncle Ted when he’s been drinking.” |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 18 2006, 09:46 PM Post #2 |
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| KK3869 | Jun 18 2006, 09:48 PM Post #3 |
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Just your simple Cameron
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| The Dale | Jun 18 2006, 09:52 PM Post #4 |
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| Deleted User | Jun 19 2006, 03:16 AM Post #5 |
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A clean funny one for once.
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 19 2006, 09:04 AM Post #6 |
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| Deleted User | Jun 19 2006, 09:10 AM Post #7 |
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I mean you can tell the joke to your mother and not get the crap slapped out of you. |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 19 2006, 09:15 AM Post #8 |
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true lol |
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| Vixen | Jun 19 2006, 11:32 AM Post #9 |
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LOL, |
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| NT2005Champion | Jun 19 2006, 02:00 PM Post #10 |
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your mom must be uptight then
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| The Dale | Jun 19 2006, 02:29 PM Post #11 |
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Did you get slapped, Nate? |
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| KK3869 | Jun 19 2006, 02:31 PM Post #12 |
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Bitchslaped, probably.
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| NT2005Champion | Jun 19 2006, 02:31 PM Post #13 |
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No because my mom isn't uptight like Aaron's |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 19 2006, 05:20 PM Post #14 |
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You slapped her back didnt ya
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| NT2005Champion | Jun 19 2006, 08:25 PM Post #15 |
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Well I am still alive so no I didn't. If I did I would be 6 feet under.
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 20 2006, 07:59 AM Post #16 |
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Really? :shifty: Interesting seeing as she said Stewart sucked :shifty: |
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| NT2005Champion | Jun 20 2006, 08:24 AM Post #17 |
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Too bad she doesn't watch Nascar and :harvick: for your stupid but clever plan |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 20 2006, 08:36 AM Post #18 |
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Im just a stupidly clever type of person
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