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Politics
Topic Started: Jun 17 2006, 09:38 PM (68 Views)
underbird92
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>>> Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of
>>> this.
>>>
>>> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
>>> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>>>
>>> I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
>>>
>>> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>>> Government.
>>>
>>> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the
>>> People.
>>> The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
>>>
>>> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
>>>
>>> Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
>>> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said
>>> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up
>>> to
>>> check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his
>>> diaper.
>>>
>>> So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
>>> sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
>>> Finding
>>> the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
>>> with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
>>>
>>> The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
>>> I
>>> understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,
>>> son,
>>> tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
>>>
>>> The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working
>>> Class
>>> while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
>>> and
>>> the Future is in deep shit."
>>>
>>>
>>> Smart Kid!
>>>
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:lol:
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Vixen
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:lmao: wth do you get these jokes?! LOL
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underbird92
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Jun 18 2006, 10:52 AM
:lmao: wth do you get these jokes?! LOL

The last few I've posted here I've gotten in my email from my dad.
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:lmao: classic
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underbird92
Jun 18 2006, 12:09 PM
Vixen
Jun 18 2006, 10:52 AM
:lmao: wth do you get these jokes?! LOL

The last few I've posted here I've gotten in my email from my dad.

gotcha, lol
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