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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 17 2006, 09:38 PM (68 Views) | |
| underbird92 | Jun 17 2006, 09:38 PM Post #1 |
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>>> >>> >>> >>> Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of >>> this. >>> >>> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" >>> Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: >>> >>> I am the head of the family, so call me The President. >>> >>> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the >>> Government. >>> >>> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the >>> People. >>> The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. >>> >>> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. >>> >>> Now think about that and see if it makes sense." >>> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said >>> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up >>> to >>> check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his >>> diaper. >>> >>> So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother >>> sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. >>> Finding >>> the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed >>> with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. >>> >>> The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think >>> I >>> understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, >>> son, >>> tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." >>> >>> The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working >>> Class >>> while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored >>> and >>> the Future is in deep shit." >>> >>> >>> Smart Kid! >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> > |
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| Deleted User | Jun 18 2006, 02:57 AM Post #2 |
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| Vixen | Jun 18 2006, 11:52 AM Post #3 |
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:lmao: wth do you get these jokes?! LOL |
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| underbird92 | Jun 18 2006, 12:09 PM Post #4 |
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The last few I've posted here I've gotten in my email from my dad. |
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 18 2006, 01:50 PM Post #5 |
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I am the tag team champions
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:lmao: classic |
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| Vixen | Jun 18 2006, 02:08 PM Post #6 |
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gotcha, lol |
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