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The Nudist Colony
Topic Started: Jun 17 2006, 06:07 PM (59 Views)
The Dale
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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes
off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by,
and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for
me?"

The man replies "No. What do you mean?"

"You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him
to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her
and happily lets him have his way with her.

Finished, the man continues to explore ! the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart, it
implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins the newcomer around,
bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.

"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the
$500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't
had the chance to see all our facilities."

"Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here!"
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