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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 14 2006, 04:07 PM (134 Views) | |
| underbird92 | Jun 14 2006, 04:07 PM Post #1 |
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> > Subject: Fw: Fw: Sumbitch] > > > > > >>>>> >> >> > > A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to > >>>> throw > >>>> a > >>>>> >> >> > > party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He > also > >>>>> >>invited > >>>>> >> >> > > Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the > >>>> party > >>>>> >>around > >>>>> >> >> > > the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was > having a > >>>> good > >>>>> >>time > >>>>> >> >> > > drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and > >>>> flirting > >>>>> >>with > >>>>> >> >> > > all the women. At the height of the party, the host > said, "I > >>>> have > >>>>> >>a > >>>>> >> >> > > 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million > >>>> dollars > >>>>> >>to > >>>>> >> >> > > anyone who has the nerve to jump in." > >>>>> >> >> > > > >>>>> >> >> > > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a > loud > >>>>> >>splash > >>>>> >> >> > > and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! > Leroy > >>>> was > >>>>> >> >> > > fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing > >>>> the > >>>>> >>gator in > >>>>> >> >> > > the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and > >>>> choke > >>>>> >> >> > > holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator > >>>> through > >>>>> >>the > >>>>> >> >> > > air like some kind of Judo Instructor. > >>>>> >> >> > > > >>>>> >> >> > > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both > Leroy > >>>> and > >>>>> >>the > >>>>> >> >> > > gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy > >>>> strangled > >>>> the > >>>>> >> >> > > gator and let it float to the top like a dime store > >>>> goldfish. > >>>>> >>Leroy > >>>>> >> >> > > then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just > >>>> staring > >>>> at > >>>>> >>him > >>>>> >> >> > > in disbelief. > >>>>> >> >> > > > >>>>> >> >> > > Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a > >>>> million > >>>>> >> >> > > dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. > >>>> The > >>>> rich > >>>>> >> >> > > man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the > >>>> bet. > >>>> How > >>>>> >> >> > > about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want > >>>> it," > >>>>> >> >> > > answered Leroy. > >>>>> >> >> > > > >>>>> >> >> > > The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. > >>>> That > >>>>> >>was > >>>>> >> >> > > amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some > stock > >>>>> >>options?" > >>>>> >> >> > > Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, > >>>> Leroy, > >>>>> >>then > >>>>> >> >> > > what do you want?" > >>>>> >> >> > > > >>>>> >> >> > > Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me > >>>> in > >>>> the > >>>>> >> > pool. > >>>>> >> >> > |
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| NT2005Champion | Jun 14 2006, 04:18 PM Post #2 |
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1/2 Man 1/2 Amazing
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| ElDonkey | Jun 14 2006, 04:24 PM Post #3 |
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| Blackflag8 | Jun 14 2006, 04:25 PM Post #4 |
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Sir Snacksalot
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donkey did it :shifty:
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| JetBlack3 | Jun 14 2006, 04:58 PM Post #5 |
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I am the tag team champions
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Yeah I saw donkey do it too :shifty: |
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| MantleNotMouse | Jun 14 2006, 08:20 PM Post #6 |
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I'm ya huckleberry
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It was definately the Ass. |
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| Nascarfan977 | Jun 14 2006, 09:28 PM Post #7 |
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:lmao: |
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| KK3869 | Jun 14 2006, 09:54 PM Post #8 |
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Just your simple Cameron
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Its always the ass... :aaron: |
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| Vixen | Jun 15 2006, 02:21 PM Post #9 |
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lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money..... |
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| Deleted User | Jun 15 2006, 02:26 PM Post #10 |
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| Nascarfan977 | Jun 15 2006, 02:44 PM Post #11 |
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you should send that joke to kayla |
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| Vixen | Jun 15 2006, 02:51 PM Post #12 |
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I should. she'd geta kick out of it. all three of my friends...I hope none of them try it 0_o |
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| Nascarfan977 | Jun 15 2006, 02:52 PM Post #13 |
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i bet that one guy will, the one that you said that saw his life pass throught twice |
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| Vixen | Jun 15 2006, 02:55 PM Post #14 |
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OMG JOHN! >_< you're right.....he would.....cept he would actually JUMP! my gosh.... |
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| Deleted User | Jun 15 2006, 02:57 PM Post #15 |
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You two enjoying your little chat? |
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| Orangesmoke20 | Jun 15 2006, 03:05 PM Post #16 |
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Too hot to handle.. too cold to hold... ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!
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got im? |
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| ElDonkey | Jun 15 2006, 03:13 PM Post #17 |
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SO whats up Bipolar Orange :shifty: |
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