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Topic Started: Jun 14 2006, 04:07 PM (134 Views)
underbird92
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> Subject: Fw: Fw: Sumbitch]
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>
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> >>>>> >> >> > > A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to
> >>>> throw
> >>>> a
> >>>>> >> >> > > party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He
> also
> >>>>> >>invited
> >>>>> >> >> > > Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the
> >>>> party
> >>>>> >>around
> >>>>> >> >> > > the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
> having a
> >>>> good
> >>>>> >>time
> >>>>> >> >> > > drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
> >>>> flirting
> >>>>> >>with
> >>>>> >> >> > > all the women. At the height of the party, the host
> said, "I
> >>>> have
> >>>>> >>a
> >>>>> >> >> > > 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million
> >>>> dollars
> >>>>> >>to
> >>>>> >> >> > > anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
> >>>>> >> >> > >
> >>>>> >> >> > > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a
> loud
> >>>>> >>splash
> >>>>> >> >> > > and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
> Leroy
> >>>> was
> >>>>> >> >> > > fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing
> >>>> the
> >>>>> >>gator in
> >>>>> >> >> > > the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
> >>>> choke
> >>>>> >> >> > > holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
> >>>> through
> >>>>> >>the
> >>>>> >> >> > > air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
> >>>>> >> >> > >
> >>>>> >> >> > > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both
> Leroy
> >>>> and
> >>>>> >>the
> >>>>> >> >> > > gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy
> >>>> strangled
> >>>> the
> >>>>> >> >> > > gator and let it float to the top like a dime store
> >>>> goldfish.
> >>>>> >>Leroy
> >>>>> >> >> > > then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just
> >>>> staring
> >>>> at
> >>>>> >>him
> >>>>> >> >> > > in disbelief.
> >>>>> >> >> > >
> >>>>> >> >> > > Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
> >>>> million
> >>>>> >> >> > > dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
> >>>> The
> >>>> rich
> >>>>> >> >> > > man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
> >>>> bet.
> >>>> How
> >>>>> >> >> > > about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want
> >>>> it,"
> >>>>> >> >> > > answered Leroy.
> >>>>> >> >> > >
> >>>>> >> >> > > The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
> >>>> That
> >>>>> >>was
> >>>>> >> >> > > amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some
> stock
> >>>>> >>options?"
> >>>>> >> >> > > Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well,
> >>>> Leroy,
> >>>>> >>then
> >>>>> >> >> > > what do you want?"
> >>>>> >> >> > >
> >>>>> >> >> > > Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me
> >>>> in
> >>>> the
> >>>>> >> > pool.
> >>>>> >> >> >
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:lol: donkey did it :shifty:
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Yeah I saw donkey do it too :shifty:
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MantleNotMouse
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It was definately the Ass.
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CripplerCrossface20
Jun 14 2006, 09:20 PM
It was definately the Ass.

Its always the ass... :aaron:
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Vixen
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lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money.....
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Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:21 PM
lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money.....

you should send that joke to kayla
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nascarfan977
Jun 15 2006, 02:44 PM
Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:21 PM
lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money.....

you should send that joke to kayla

I should. she'd geta kick out of it. all three of my friends...I hope none of them try it 0_o
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Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:51 PM
nascarfan977
Jun 15 2006, 02:44 PM
Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:21 PM
lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money.....

you should send that joke to kayla

I should. she'd geta kick out of it. all three of my friends...I hope none of them try it 0_o

i bet that one guy will, the one that you said that saw his life pass throught twice
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Jun 15 2006, 02:52 PM
Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:51 PM
nascarfan977
Jun 15 2006, 02:44 PM
Vixen
Jun 15 2006, 02:21 PM
lol, I agree it was Donkey, lol...Id'a taken the money.....

you should send that joke to kayla

I should. she'd geta kick out of it. all three of my friends...I hope none of them try it 0_o

i bet that one guy will, the one that you said that saw his life pass throught twice

OMG JOHN! >_< you're right.....he would.....cept he would actually JUMP! my gosh....
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You two enjoying your little chat?
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got im?
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HomeDepot20TS
Jun 15 2006, 02:57 PM
You two enjoying your little chat?

SO whats up Bipolar Orange :shifty:
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