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FUNNY STUFF!; funny links/pics etc.
Topic Started: Apr 27 2004, 01:05 PM (4,333 Views)
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Too funny guys.... man i've been frigen cracking up for 30 mins... longest time its taken me to scan a forum thread...

heres another.. unless you've all seen it.

http://www.badmash.org/singhson.php
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[RID]SLAG
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Ok heres some i came across if youve seen them before i dont give a s**t :D
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/2623
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/1780
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/4788
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/4305
http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/2364
There are quite few other ones on the site so if your bored check them out :P
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[size=14]Thanks Slag they really made me smile :D [/size]
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Here are some pics for you people.

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[size=14]Yay my old person was in the pic :D i miss those horns[/size]
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here is another pic for you optimus

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what do you all think
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heres a damn funny one
http://www.zakie.fsnet.co.uk/jokes/NineCoronasJoke/index.htm
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i got a couple of jokes for you all enjoy :D

FOUR men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went to the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragged about their sons.

The first man told the others: "My son is a builder and is so successful that he gave a friend a brand new house for free."

The second man said: "My son is a car salesman and owns a huge dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW with all the extras."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged: "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio worth £100,000."

It was at this point that the fourth man joined them on the tee.

The first man said: "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."

The three friends looked down at the grass and smirked.

The fourth man carried on: "Admittedly, I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job. But he must be doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new BMW and a stock portfolio worth £100,000."

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ON the eve of his wedding night, a fresh-faced lad asks his mother: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mum and then seeks his father opinion. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" he asks.

The father looks at his son in surprise and replies: "Son, all household appliances come in white."

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A WHITE haired man walked into a jeweller's shop late one Friday night with a beautiful young lady on his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he told the jeweller.

So he looked through his stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at £5,000.

"I don't think you understand," he said. "I want something very unique."

The jeweller then went and got his special stock from the safe.

"Here's one stunning ring which costs £40,000."

The girls' eyes sparkled and the man said he would take it.

"How are you paying sir?" asked the jeweller.

"I'll pay by cheque - but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a cheque now and you can phone the bank tomorrow. I'll come back on Monday to collect the ring."

Monday morning a very angry off jeweller phoned the man.

"You git," he screamed. "You lied to me. There's no money in that account!"

"I know," giggled the man. "But can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"




hope they brightened your day just a little bit
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LOL - any old CS players out there?

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/lolol.html?


...and this is sick but i can't help laughing, sorry :unsure:

http://dickcream.com/history/0323/?
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I think slags sig starting to look a little Steve Irwin to me.

"Strewth, danger danger boys and girls, trespassers will be eaten"

"crikey, probably be man eating crocs in there i reckons"

"so im gonna strip meself naked, cover myself in chicken stock, and let then crawl all over me...danger danger"
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I think its about time i improved the standard of driving in this clan so could you please watch this and learn
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/driving.htm
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This is what can happen if you play on your computer for to long,you have been warned. It reminds me on someone :P
http://www.wijfzonderlijf.be/content/index...ID=06&YEID=2004
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[size=7]ON reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks: "And get me a whisky you cow."

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls: "And get me another whisky you useless tart."

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now."

Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards, the parrot turns to him and says: "For someone who can't fly, you’re pretty lippy."



A BUS stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!"

"Hey coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmater...picard_song.mp3

stuff that annoys

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

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words of wisdom :)
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