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Hospitality Schnizzle
Topic Started: Oct 16 2006, 07:40 PM (609 Views)
FluffyPinkBunnyGirl
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Temptress
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Ya-Cha! The bitch is back.

In a different department.

But thats cool, I like Hospitality, it's just another word for the old 'meet-and-greet' technique i've been perfecting over the years. Lets face it, who wouldn't be happy upon finding out I'M the person who'll be introducing them to the wonderful world of NationStates? And why does that capital I look smaller than the capital M? :blink: strange.

Anyway, I figure I should jot down the aims of this office, according to Her Holiness The Zak :P and so all you cool froods out there know exactly whats goin' down in this here Office of Grooviness.

ONE: The above mentioned Meet and Greet.
*TAKE #1*
UnidentifiableNewPerson: 'Um, hi'
Me(looking shocked): 'Good god, it speaks.'
*TAKE #2*
UNP: 'Um, hi'
Me 'Hi! WElcome to Q102, the coolest place ever. Would you like a cookie?
Take a look around, its amazing.

TWO: Maintaining active nations
(Read: grab them and never let them go. Ever. Ever ever. Or at least not for a
veeeeeeeeeery long time.)

THREE: Planning super-duper parties to welcome the new guys on the block
- FREE BEER
- FREE COOKIES
- OTHER COOL STUFF
- NO DRUGS! (this is a family friendly site. play nicely.)

FOUR: RECRUITMENT
Not classed under my dept. but still a vital role that I (and all other nations,
big and small) must play. Although as far as playing roles goes, I can think of
far more exciting ones. With better uniforms.

There may even be a FIVE in there, but if there is, my overexhausted blonde little mind can't think of it right now. So be content, my pretties, lest I visit upon you my winged monkeys (damn, I hated that film) and steal your red glittery Faith-Summer-Sale shoes (to wear myself. They look GOOD).

Any questions, PM me, email me, scream my name to the heavens and I shall appear. If not, have fun grooving to the Q102 schnizzle, and catch yas later.

x x x

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Knockavale
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well im sure this department will be eh interesting! ^_^
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Zakaroo
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Priceless National Treasure
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lol, I was thinking that myself! oh and dont forget about the awards ceronmony, if you contact muppets he has more infor lol.


Cheers hun, as always you amaze me!!
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