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The Voice Of The People; offical UOC new sevice
Topic Started: Jan 17 2006, 07:42 PM (1,261 Views)
Calm Minds
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We here at the UOC are commited to bring the best, most accurate, and most reliable coverage of the Q102 Political area.

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The Voting for the new PPP Party Secretary is under way, with Republic of Aaronyne leading the charge for the new seat, but picture taken for an undisclosed imforment shows the darker side to PPP votes
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what this Well manered party doesnt want you to know is that there was another running mate, an unknown that was crushed by this "progesive" party. FlameDuck was found dead in an alley last night from stab wounds and a shot gun blasts, the men resposible for were never found but just two days before a large sum of money was removed from Zakaroo's offshore piggy bank, you make the call

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Lamedud was seen here playing with puppies anf feeding the homeless, what a great man he is, if only we could be more like him


Being the Voice of Truth in Q102
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lamedud
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I pride myself on the fine journalism displayed by this wonderful publication. We only report the truth, and the truth needs to be told to the people, to protect it from the evasive government propoganda as spouted by 'The Voice of Democracy'. The government has already damned and executed General Flameduck. What next?

The puppies pictured are actually all homeless and I myself rescued them all from some train tracks near my palace. They are now all living healthy lives. I also helped 12 homeless men in Lameduckodum fill out their benefit forms and personally showed them round their new accomodation, before finally retiring to my family. These are dark times. The people must unite.

Yours sincerely
General Lamedud
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Republic of Aaronyne
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That is a Lie. FlmaeDuck was a UOC spy and you know it. his mission was unsuccesful so you called the hit on him to wipe away the evidence.

OOC: LOL, called a hit on my opposition. thats a good one.
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Calm Minds
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there was have it folks the next secretary of the PPP said it herselve it was a hit

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That is a Lie. FlmaeDuck was a UOC spy and you know it. his mission was unsuccesful so you called the hit on him to wipe away the evidence.


but on that note i will not be updated this thread, it seems to be causing more problems then it is worth
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Sandy White Beaches
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I protest! You got it all wrong!
Flameduck resigned with all honours and retired to:
1. Florida
2. Bahamas
3. Hawai
I forgot where his left arm retired to, i'll come back to you on that one.

OOC: Brilliant article! :lol:
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Joe Bobs
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BREAKING NEWS

It was revealed today that top members of the PPP plan to appear on a reality TV show in which, amongst other embarrassing tasks, they will pretend to drink imaginary milk from the cupped hands of an aging TV actress whilst role-playing a cat; dress up in '50s wigs; make outrageous claims about the loveliness of mass murdering despots and make innuendos about their own "assets" in a poor attempt at flirtation. More on this as the story unfolds!
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lamedud
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STOP PRESS: BREAKING NEWS

Here at 'The voice of the people', we never stop with bringing you exclusives. We have gained an exclusive interview with the Producer of a brand new reality show - Stan Formantion.

VOP: Hello Stan
S: Hello VOP.
VOP: So tell us, what on earth is this new show and what does it involve?
S: Well, the show is called PPPig Brother and involves members of the PPP making general fools of themselves, ripping each other apart in debates on animal rights and getting visited by aging pedophiles.
VOP: Sounds amazing! When does the show air?
S: Well it currently clashes with another show, so we doubt it will never be shown. But we don't really care - we're not going to tell the PPP that!
VOP: Good Plan! Thanks for talking to us Stan!
S: Peace.
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The voice of the people

The long awaited update for the great papers in Q102 is back

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Love in Q102?
This reporter thinks so. a romance has come to light with photographers taking these snapshotes of two the Q102 most elagable singles
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some people are asking, "Will this every work out?" "those two? no way!" and "have you seen my keys?" but only time will tell iof you minister od internal affairs and our new leader will stand the test of time, i for one think taht anything between a red cap and a hot bunnie has a real change of making it in this crazy mixed up world.

in other news

Members swell
the UOC member count has shot throgh the roof, up a total of 33%. Is this a push for a new government. this reporter thinks so.

and this wraps another issue of voice of the people turn in next time i get my lazy butt to writing it again
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Blue Tiger
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lamedud
Jan 18 2006, 10:34 PM
S: Well it currently clashes with another show, so we doubt it will never be shown.

We doubt it will never be shown?

Doesn't that mean that they think it's likely it will be shown?
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Joe Bobs
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BREAKING NEWS

VoP opinion pole reveals that most would like to see UOC in government, and that the present delegate can't be trusted as he was found hiding transmitters in rocks!
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Bringing fabulousness closer

Careful, the VoP might get sued for that!
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Blue Tiger
Jan 26 2006, 03:01 AM
We doubt it will never be shown?

Doesn't that mean that they think it's likely it will be shown?

DAMN TYPO! It was a joke over the fact the celebrity big brother was on at the time. :lol: i ment ever. :blink:
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with a new week comes a new.

Voice of the People

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Political Do or Political Die

A sudden spike in the political arena has slowed down to a trickel, wiht the new parties taking a brake from the lime light to find their roots

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this picture was taken of Blue Tiger, and Joe Bobs on top of Mount Everleinster

with all this time to think, chatter on the offical channels have died down as well, but onw thing does remain the same, the dedication of your local UOC member, this week they have sprun into actionPosted Image

one of their finest is being sent tot he new Demicratic League HQ as we speak to see how the system is turing out, and this reporter has an exclusive on his return.

New Scandle, New Hype, you deside

After the new affair between Calm Minds and Lamedud hit the headlines earlier this week the VotP have has a very candid interview with both of them. when asked about the involvment of sea life, they responding that i was cooked and fed to the homeless babies of Q102
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Blue Tiger
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Hey, I remember that day. We were trying to ski, but we didn't get high enough on the mountains. If you look over to our right you can see the grass.

I said "we" were going to ski, but not me, I snowboard. Skining is for wimps. As proven by the fact that Joe Bobs refused to climb any higher.

Stupid wimpy skiers...
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Joe Bobs
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Hey! We'd been climbing for like a whole five minutes! You know how tired I was?

Honestly though fokes, the UOC is brave and intrepid. Whilst we may not have reached the peak of that there hill, we reached the peak of political perfection. :D <--cheesey politician's grin.
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