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| The Mindless Consumers; One big mall! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2005, 04:07 AM (807 Views) | |
| Mindless Consumers | Aug 8 2005, 04:07 AM Post #1 |
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The Empire of Mindless Consumers is nothing more than an enurmous shopping mall/theme park/TV, Radio station/parking lot. All the funds that this massive corprate shopping conglomerate make are transfered to a shadowy fund thet the UN has yet to identify, but they are looking into it. This nation will do anything to sell it's products and make a buck, which it always can. But it is not all Beanie Babies and Clothing. No, when they say "consume", they mean "consume anything that can be bought". That includes stolen nuclear bombs, uranium, slaves, weapons, and top secret files. Yes, we have a burgeoning arms dealing buisness. However, most eople think of us as harmless shoppers, where the people are very happy They are not. People are drowning in credit card debt, and family values take a backseat to shopping. No one can comprehend, however, that it is their greed that drives them to misery. That's right: shopping. They love it and yet thet hate it. But they do not know. And they will NEVER know that it is a plot by a sadistic evil goverment to ruin the lives of all humans. And now this nightmare has been invited to your region! Your people will ahve to buy our cheap stuff made by little children insweatshops! And you hd no idea... Aren't you ashamed? But it doesn't have to be all bad! For goverment leaders that know the truth, like yourselves, you can have all sorts of fine products that WON'T taint your souls! So, bask in the glory that is money, power, and Capitalism!(Communists are welcome to buy things too. We're not hung up on that whole "Cold War" thing.) By seriously folks, your recruiting message was very funny. The best out of all the hundereds of recruiting messages I have been sent in my days of amking hundereds of puppets. Give yourself a pat on the back, and have a free Target Gift Card. Also, considering this region and forum is so great, I cordially invite you all to make this region part of the great conglomerate of regions, the Aeazen Combine. We are looking to have a big network of alliances with great, big, and cool regions like this one. Should you accept, I will make an embassy for us, where you can ask me questions about the Aeazen Combine's details, ideas, and leaders. And don't worry, not all of the nations in the Aeazen Combine are like me.(A few Commies) So no worries about buy MORE things. I think you'll ahve already shopped till you dropped after visiting this great nation. Thanks for inviting me to your region! :thumbsup: |
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| Anime Fandom X | Aug 8 2005, 05:53 AM Post #2 |
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Greetings to you from the Divine Council Anime Fandom X. The others will be along shortly. Probably with cookies. AF:X is also a haven of capitalism, and can see that competition is the driving force of the corperate society. That and a great opportunity to sell lots and lots of Krappy Cola(tm). We're quite a laid back fun loving region, hope you enjoy yourself. Hundreds of other nations? Sounds like you're quite the puppetmaster, ^_^ |
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| Nevareion | Aug 8 2005, 07:31 AM Post #3 |
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Bringing fabulousness closer
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Hello and welcome to the region, we're glad you like it
:) Feel free to join in and make yourself at home. I am sure the government will consider your alliance proposal but you should check out the Free Port legislation first, it might have an effect on that ;) Nice intro BTW :D |
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| Pacifist_Cowards | Aug 8 2005, 09:17 AM Post #4 |
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Drunkard, orgy-loving part-slav and regional flirt
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Hia! Have some apple vodka! Bunnies will be here soon with cookies for you. I'm sorry to say in PC that batering is the only form of currency, and it's basically a communist system. But the government is buying extensivly, especially in arms (even if we did just blow the militaru budget buying starships in the FAN). |
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| FluffyPinkBunnyGirl | Aug 8 2005, 09:55 AM Post #5 |
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And indeed, here i am, bringing those renowned cookies of goodness! do have a plate. you could buy them if you wanted, but generally they're free.... and i most CERTAINLY will come shopping! my favourite pasttime. and frankly, my office hasn't been decorated in a while, so i'll just nick some of the budget and have a make-over!!!! we will most certainly consider your proposal for an alliance, however nev is right, the Free Port Act may throw a few spanners in the works. anyway, see you around, and in the mall!!!!! |
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| New Caldari | Aug 8 2005, 12:40 PM Post #6 |
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Welcome to Q102 on behalf of the Military Superpower that is Caldari. The FAN would maybe intrested in an alliance, although numbers recently have gone down due to inactive nations, we are still very power and we are always on the cutting edge of military war toys and the like. Once again, Welcome to Q102! |
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| Sandy White Beaches | Aug 8 2005, 01:21 PM Post #7 |
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Welcome! Grab a spot on the map while i go shopping in your country :D |
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| Tagmatium Rules | Aug 8 2005, 01:37 PM Post #8 |
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Welcome to the region. :thumbsup: |
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| Messerach | Aug 8 2005, 02:56 PM Post #9 |
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Welcome It sounds like your country has some fine ideas. I'm a bit new to this and still control Messerach's denizens by poking them with sharp things but I'm sure it would be easier if they were mindless zombie consumers it would all be a lot easier. The Reasonably Beloved Dictator of Messerach |
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| Zakaroo | Aug 8 2005, 03:33 PM Post #10 |
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Priceless National Treasure
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welcome to the region! thanks for accepting the invitation! Your nation sounds very interesting indeed, you should think about setting up a thingy page, the thing I have here, I think its NSwiki, you can do in to a lot more details about your region there! Thanks for all the compliments, and that offer, I know that the governmnet are debating it at some point! Please make yourself at hom and get involved, Zak :) |
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| Mindless Consumers | Aug 8 2005, 04:53 PM Post #11 |
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Thank you all, for the cookies(they were good) and the welcomes, and stuff. I'm sure I'll like it here. And about a location... I think being up on that island in the "Entertainment Park" would be most fitting. |
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| Lycia City | Aug 8 2005, 04:59 PM Post #12 |
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Hello and welcome to Q102! Our nation is also a capitalist haven!
:D So, what to do, what to do? Well, you can showcase your national animals in the nature reserve! You don't have to do it, of course, but it's a nice and optional thing to do. ~Lycia |
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| Mindless Consumers | Aug 8 2005, 06:36 PM Post #13 |
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Well, I would, but there really aren't any animals in Mindless Consumers. Sure, there's pet stores, and a few cockroaches at the mini golf parlor... But nothing you all haven't seen before. Sad, really. The fools in my nation are to cuaght up in their smelly greed to care about wildlife. FOOLS! Curse them! Curse them all! |
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| Leinstermunster | Aug 8 2005, 06:37 PM Post #14 |
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nice to see you love you people like we all love ours (looks around suspiciously at his own name) well almost :D |
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| Mindless Consumers | Aug 8 2005, 06:52 PM Post #15 |
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Oh... Of... Of course! I love the children! (snapshot of the president holding an orphan) Yes sir, not hatred here! We love to consume! (Small child: "But, sir, I have no money to consume!") That's because you're nothing! Now get away! (The press stares, astonished, at the president) Er... I mean, go away... to the mall! And buy shiny things! Here's some money! (The pres hands the kid a few twenties and the press cheers) Yup! Without thm, who would buy things? |
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