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"I can make you an air sickness bag if you want!" Splortch said happily from the mouth he formed on the seat in front of Mouse.

"That is by far the most disgusting thing you have ever done in my presence," Spider said, rubbing her temples.

"I'M disgusting? At least my species doesn't waste nutrients by ingesting them and then disgorging them before digestion can fully take place."

"Splortch," Garrett said, "Shut up. Please. Just for the next ten minutes. I appreciate your willingness to be the plane, thus saving me the trouble of requisitioning one, but your commentary is getting a little annoying."

"Oh fine," Splortch grumbled.

Soon the plane began its descent, and Splortch could be head in the cockpit. "Watch how you pull on my controls, Legion. I might get the wrong idea."

Garrett sighed and rub bed his eyes. For an asexual creature, Splortch picked up on sexual innuendo a little too readily...

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