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The Remade Exam; Rating? PG-13
Topic Started: Mar 3 2007, 07:26 PM (394 Views)
Ongaku
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Am I obsessed or what? Everyone: yeah, you're obsessed. This is a Naruto fanfic about the chuunin exam.

Be warned: There is some swearing in this ficcy. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Rating: PG-13
Naruto pairings: SasuSaku, ShikaTema, GaaraOC, NaruSasu, NaruHina, NejiSaku, SasuGaara, etc. etc...
Summary: Team 7 and others are retaking the Chuunin exam, but things turn out more insane and weird with each task...
Genre: Humor/Romance

Also, I know Shikamaru is a Chuunin now. He's a Genin in this story because I want him to.

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Chapter One: The Retake Remade

Kakashi observed his fellow students, his beloved book in one hand. Sasuke was leaning against a pole, staring at the ground; Sakura was eying Sasuke with some interest; and Naruto was yelling to the world that he was hungry.

“Alright, you three. It’s time for you to retake the Chuunin Exam.” At this Naruto crashed to the floor and Sakura and Sasuke merely looked up at their sensei with surprise written all over their face.

“Retake…?” Naruto groaned. “I hate that exam.”

Sakura sighed. “I thought you wanted to be a Chuunin, Naruto.”

Sasuke only said his famous quote: “Hn.”

“Never fear,” said Kakashi reassuringly. “They remade that exam completely.” Naruto leaped up, this time full of enthusiasm.

“I’ll definitely become a Chuunin this time!” Naruto declared. “Believe it!”

Kakashi sweatdropped. “Er… yes,” he said. “Everyone is going. It starts today.”

“SAY WHAT?!” screeched Team 7 at their sensei. Well, except Sasuke, that is.

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A few hours later, Team 7 arrived at the Chuunin Exam building to find the others already there, including Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. They were “snacking” at a table heaped with food – which Chouji was stuffing into his mouth eagerly.

An instructor was already in the room. “Everyone today will receive their tasks,” he said. “Each Genin will have different tasks, all which are extremely difficult.” Naruto snorted at the last two words with disbelief – or, for a better word, confidence. “After completing your first task, you’ll receive your second, and so on. There are five tasks in all, and they’re expected to be completed within three weeks.”

Huh? I thought there were only three tasks. Sakura was befuddled by the instructor’s words. Last time there were three – the questions, the survival test, and the main matches.

“You’ll be staying here, in assigned rooms, for these three weeks,” continued the instructor. “I’ll read them off, and you’ll go to your assigned area. There will be no objections.” His eyes darted to each Genin, as if pondering which would be good with which.

“Room one. Gaara, Shikamaru Nara, and TenTen.”

“WHAT?!” shrieked TenTen. “I’m to be with that PSYCHO?!” She pointed at Gaara with fear on her face. Gaara stiffened at the sight of her and planned to kill her after this Exam.

Shikamaru sighed. “There’s no choice,” he muttered. “The Exam sure is troublesome.”

The instructor rolled his eyes and continued on with the list.

“Room two. Akimichi Chouji, Hyuga Neji, and Haruno Sakura.”

Sakura ran her fingers through her hair. “Why do I have to be with a FATTY and a HYUGA?” she moaned. Ino winked at her.

“It’s time for you to BURN,” Ino said slyly, clearly pleased. Chouji glared at Sakura but made no move to attack her while Neji remained as his calm self.

The instructor moved on.

“Room three. Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Hyuga Hinata.”

Naruto pointed at Sasuke as soon as he heard this, fury in his eyes. “Why do I have to be with that stupid chicken-head?” he demanded. “He’s unintelligent and mental!”

Sasuke glowered at Naruto and thwacked him behind the neck, knocking the fox-boy out. Hinata stared down at Naruto and muttered, very softly, “Naruto-kun…”

The instructor looked slightly amused.

“Room four. Temari, Rock Lee, and Aburame Shino.”

Thud. At once Temari fainted to the floor, and it took a full five minutes before Rock Lee and Shino could haul her up again.

“Room five. Kankuro, Inuzuka Kiba, and Yamanaka Ino.”

Ino shrieked at the two males. “I must be in a nightmare,” she whispered. Sakura stuck her tongue out at her when she wasn’t looking.

The instructor folded the paper he was reading off of and pushed it down his pocket. “Your first tasks will be in your rooms,” he said. “Do not let anyone know of it until it is completed.”

At once everyone stampeded to the hallway of rooms.

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Sasuke opened the room warily, dragging an unconscious Naruto inside. The girl, Hinata, followed from behind. Sasuke found her annoying, but at least she didn’t say anything to him yet.

There were three comfortable-looking futons – Sasuke shuddered at the thought of what might happen if there was only one – in the center of the small and yet quaint room. Sasuke dropped Naruto unceremoniously on a futon before proceeding onwards to find his task in the room. Hinata did nothing but twiddle her fingers.

After moving furniture here and there Sasuke at last found his task, a slip of paper hidden behind an armchair. What he read on the slip nearly made him collapse.

Uchiha Sasuke’s first task:

Sleep with one of your roommates for a day.


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Sakura followed Chouji and Neji unhappily into their assigned room. She found it unfair to be separated from her teammates – well, Sasuke, actually. Sakura wanted to sleep in the same room with him – a dream that never came true.

Neji was scanning the room with his Byakugan activated. “I see three slips,” he reported. “Sakura, yours is under the center futon. Chouji, yours is in the bathtub. Mine’s behind a drawer.”

Chouji grumbled. “Why isn’t mine hidden properly?” He went to the bathroom to find his task as Sakura lifted the center futon to find her slip awaiting there.

Haruno Sakura’s first task:

Knock Uchiha Sasuke out unconscious.


“WHAT THE HELL!” screamed Sakura, loud enough for her voice to travel out of the room and into the ears of other people.
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Its good dat :) keep em cumin
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I don't think she'll be continuing this *points to last online*

Anyway, this is old again so...

*closed*
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