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| CULTURE KRACKDOWN! | |
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| Topic Started: May 8 2008, 10:00 PM (40 Views) | |
| Kameshugener | May 8 2008, 10:00 PM Post #1 |
Shop and Drop: Your #1 source of suicide since 2008.
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Episode 1: April 2008 to my hiatus end (approximately May 5th) Welcome to the... *balloon pops* [size=23]CULTURE KRACKDOWN![/size] On our first manner of affairs, Disney heartthrob Miley Cyrus, known for wearing a shabby blond wig that apparently turns her into WOAHMIGOD HANNAH MONTANA!!!1!11!1!!one!1!!1!, went to Vanity Fair to shoot some photos. However, the picture that finally was put in the magazine showed Cyrus in a... let's put it... awkward... oh, let's just put it straight and simple-- a pornographic pose, wearing the skimpiest of clothing. Her hair shielded some her bosom (Explaining why Brit's career went downhill the moment she gave herself "a haircut".), but she's still in a revealing pose. Cyrus seems to have career issues thanks to this incident, but she has a backup plan in case all else fails: she's been slated to appear in Playboy's "The Girls of Disney Channel". Hillary Clinton won the Pennsylvania primary, yet again comparing herself to the valiant Rocky Balboa during her after-speech. Funny thing, actually: I saw no busting eggs and putting them into a primitive 70's blender for a drink, and no boxing maneuvers. But I did notice that her speech bore one thing in common with the Rocky series: They both got reeeally dull and boring halfway through. Vito Fossella, NY politician, got into a drunk driving accident. He was arrested and sent to rehab soon afterwards. He even admitted to having sexual affairs! Spitzer, Fossella... the list of NYC politicians whoms' careers have gone up in flames goes on. I hope Giuliani's next. Females around the world curse in unison: Rockstar Games released Grand Theft Auto 4 a few weeks ago. It takes place in a veeery badly diguised NYC called Liberty City. Carjacking all over, pedestrians dying, AK-47s... everything's there. It just goes to show that gangsters ARE the biggest threat to New York, and not the tacky musical adaptation of Xanadu. More to come for... [size=23]CULTURE KRACKDOWN!![/size] |
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