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| Topic Started: May 6 2008, 04:32 PM (227 Views) | |
| Cardiac Hero | May 6 2008, 04:32 PM Post #1 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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More info can be found here The ending of The Subtle Knife in a nutshell Will: I'm going to go up this hill. FOR NO APPARENT REASON, YAY! Lyra: OK. *on the hill* Man: Grr... I have you now! Will: Ahh! Let go of me! Who the **** are you anyway? Man: *takes off mask* I am in fact your father, who you have never seen or spoke to Will: YAY Witch: I'm mad at you, FOR NO APPARENT REASON! *fires an arrow* Man: Urrgggg! *dies* Will: WTF?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? *stabs* Witch: BUT... *dies* Angles: You must come with us Will: WTF IS GOING ON HERE?! Angles: We have cookies Will: But we need to go down the hill to Lyra! Angles: Fine *at the camp* Will: WTF? LYRA GOT KIDNAPPED! *book ends* And we conclude that the ending of The Subtle Knife was even worse than the ending of the SSE. |
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| rosalieart | May 6 2008, 06:20 PM Post #2 |
Resident Band Geek.
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ah, but it is all explained in the third book, therefore this isn't much of a big deal. AND in such a way that it fits the story quite, quite well, unlike HP's resolution. what is SSE? |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 6 2008, 07:03 PM Post #3 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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your not supposed to post in this topic. Post here Can a mod/admin delete these posts? |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 8 2008, 05:13 PM Post #4 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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Nutshell 2: The haxoring of PMF in a nutshell: Nick: Grr... Maple sucks...I KNOW! Lets go DESTROY PMF FOR NO APPARENT REASON. Shed: WTF?! WHAT THE HELL IS WORNG WITH YOU? Nick: *deletes* Maple pissed me off. btw, IM A HACKER OLOL[/lie] PMF: Oh, well if its not really nick, then everything is fine. Members: WTF? Nick: IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR. Members: Oh, ok then. Diggeh: *saves the day* QUICK! Go to temp PMF. *at temp PMF* Diggeh: SO how do you like it? :D Members: **** this place. Snirpy: WHEEEEE! LOOK AT Shed: K, everything is better. *back at PMF* Members: WTF? This place sucks now. D: Snirpy: WHEEEEE! LOOK AT *a few months later* Nick: K, I DID IT. I KILLED PMF. IT WASN'T A HAXOR. I DID IT BECAUSE MAPLE PISSED ME OFF. Members: D: *kicks nick in the balls* |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 14 2008, 05:51 PM Post #5 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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Nutshell 3: The ending of Harry Harry: *dies* D: Voldemort: YAY! IMA GOING TO THE CASTLE TO BE A DOUCHE TO EVERYONE! YAY! AND I HAVE NO IDEA THAT HARRY IS GOING TO COME BACK! *in dream land* Harry: WTF? Dumbledore: Um... yeah... this is... like a dream and stuff... so... just like... wake up and go save the day and crap. Harry: But- *goes back to real life* *in real life* Harry: DAMN IT! Voldemort: Liek, OMG! who said that you can deify the laws of physics? I ****ING KILLED YOU! Harry: IDK, my BFF Jill :D Voldemort: STAY ****ING DEAD! *uses death spell* Harry: *holds out wand* IMA GARGIN' MAH LAZAH! SHOOP DA WOOP! Voldemort: AAAAAGHHHH! *dies* Harry: YAY! *20 years later* Harry: IF YOU DON'T GET IN ****ING GRIFENDOOR, I WILL NEVER **** SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN, I WON'T EVEN NOTICE YOUR EXISTENCE ANYMORE! Son: But- Harry: GET YOUR ASS ON THE ****ING TRAIN OR I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A SHOE HORN. |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 19 2008, 04:26 PM Post #6 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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Song Break: Still Active (parody of Still Alive) This was a banning. I'm making a post here: HUGE HAXING. It's hard to understate my post count. PMF inc. We mix what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are banned. But there's no sense crying over every warning. You just keep on posting till you run out of topics. And the sprites get done. And Diggeh makes a cool hack. For the people who are still active. I'm not even spaming. I'm being so nOObish right now. Even though you flamed my ass. And trolled me. And tore PMF to pieces. And said that my topic was FAIL. As they laughed it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these pixels of paint make a beautiful sprite. And PMV is out of beta. Diggeh is releasing on time. So I'm glad. I got flamed. Think of all the posts we made for the people who are still active. Go ahead and ban me. I think i prefer to stay offline. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe C-Spriting... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this sprite is great. It's so colorful and outlined look at me still posting when theres spriting to do when i go inactive it makes me glad I'm not Sheddington i've got posts to make there is PMV to be finished for the people who are still active. and believe me I am still active I'm at C-Spriting and I'm still active i feel fantastic and I'm still active while your haxing ill be still active and when your banned i will be still active still active still active |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 24 2008, 02:13 PM Post #7 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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Editorial Note: To PMF inc (mainly people working on PMV), Wow... what a shame. NONE of you (save for Spooky) bothered to make a comment on my parody of Still Alive. The song was supposed to be a tribute to PMF and epically PMV. It was my way of saying "Hey everyone, thanks for making PMF such a great place" and "Thank you for making PMV, Diggeh. I think its awesome that your devoting your free time to PMF. Can't wait for PMV!". But no. Most of you probably haven't even been reading IaNS. So thank you for not excepting my thanks. |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 24 2008, 02:55 PM Post #8 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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K, now that I'm done ranting, its time for a new Nutshell. (and yes, I am still mad.) Nutshell 4: Super Smash Bros. Brawl in a nutshell (yes, this is not about SSE, but rather the concept of SSBB): Cap. Falcon: FALCON PWANCH! Samus: Why am I STILL the only person from my franchise? I feel so alone. ;_; Snake: OMG! BOOBIES! Samus: Shut up. >.> Sonic: *taunts* I'M TOO CHEAP! SONICS MY NAME, SPEEDS MY GAME! Mario: Oh, so how would you like it if I stole your redbull so you don't run OVER NINE THOUSAND miles per hour? Sonic: D: Link: HAII! CHA! HA! HA! CHA! HEHY! Zelda: Why does link still sound like a constipated 4 year old? Ganondorf: Please... anyone... please just use me once in a fight... Its been so long since anyone played as me... ROB: Shut up, Ganondorf. No one cares about you. G&W: Oh like you can talk, because [sarcasm] so many people just LOVE YOU.[/sarcasm] ROB: coughcoughhypocriteoftheyearcoughcough G&W: What did you say? ROB: Nothing. ;] Cap. Falcon: FALCON PWANCH! Peach: Hey Luigi, why is your Final Smash so much better than Mario's? Luigi: So people will start using me. Mario: So then Why do you belly dance for your Final Smash? Luigi: BECAUSE I AM IN FACT... *takes off mask* AN ARABIC WOMAN! Everyone: GASP! Cap. Falcon: FALCON PWANCH! |
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| Cardiac Hero | May 24 2008, 05:36 PM Post #9 |
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We all knew that Oak would go insane
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WHATS THIS? Yes, 2 Nutshells and one note all in one day. I know, its hard to believe. [and I'm doing this just because I love you all[/s] Nutshell 5: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon 2 in a nutshell: Part One: Partner: LIKE, OMG! hey person that I just met on the beach, want to form a exploration team and become partners for life? Hero: But i just woke up on this beach and I don't- *gets cut off* Partner: THEY HAVE COOKIES. Hero: OH MY GOD?! COOKIES? WHERE DO I JOIN? Partner: Follow me! *at the Wigglytuff guild* Chatot: Hi guys, I'm Wigglytuff's assistant/guild suck up. I'm also going to act like a huge prick to you guys, kthx. Hero: o_O Wigglytuff: K, here is all the stuff you'll need. Don't screw. kthxbai. *in the bedroom* Partner: OMG, LOL! today was SO SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! YEAH! *falls asleep* Hero: Um... ok... WTF is this place anyway... *a few days later at [insert mountain name here* Partner: Let Azurill go, you pedophile! Drowzee: Just because I kidnapped him doesn't mean I'm pedo! Hero: Yes it does. *days later at the guild* Team Skull: HAI EVERYONE! WERE HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE JUST TO BE DOUCHE BAGS, FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Chatot: Come in! have dinner with us! And I will no start to be completely oblivious to the fact that you guys are villeins! AND I WILL NOW START TO PUNISH THE MAIN CHARACTERS FOR THINGS THAT TEAM SKULL DID BECAUSE I AM AN OBLIVIOUS PRICK! Hero: OH NOES! *days later* Grovyle: WTF! Why won't you listen to me? Partner: Because Dusknoir, my supreme mega idol, told me that you are bad. Grovyle: *gets captured* Dusknoir: *opens time portal* YAY! MY MISSION IS DONE! *grabs main characters and Grovyle* *in the ****ed up future* Grovyle: DAMN IT. I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN BUT NO! MR. OLOL, IMA DO THIS BECAUSE THIS FAT GUY TOLD ME TO. Celebi: Hello! Grovyle: ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE- *gets cut off* Hero: NO! STOP IT! I'VE HAD ****ING ENOUGH OF THIS! I WANT YOU TO ALL DROP DEAD! JUST TELL ME WHERE DIALGA IS. *at Dialga: AGLBRGLR! RWAR- *gets stabbed* Hero: Don't try to bring me back, I'm fading away, blah blah blah, kthxbai. |
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