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| phaedrus | Jan 28 2008, 12:51 AM Post #1 |
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life and death run together as one never ending never starting thus is the way things are and always have been. |
| planet earth is blue and there is nothing i can do! | |
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| Curst Saden | Jan 29 2008, 04:50 PM Post #2 |
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The Last True Trekkie.........................
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Lollipop, lollipop. ooh lolilolilolipop *pop* badundundundun........ |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| Sui | Feb 3 2008, 02:48 PM Post #3 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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I SAID PRAISE THE LORD! Hi, this is the representative from 1800-Prayer, and if you wanna leave a donation, feel freeI SAID PRAISE THE LORD! xD love that techno song.. |
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I seek to attain serenity of water steadfastness of earth quickness of air passion of fire subtility of dark vindication of light and unity of spirit | |
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| Curst Saden | Feb 5 2008, 05:00 PM Post #4 |
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"Some countries are wealthy. Some countries are poopalicious. Why is that?" --Mr. Miller |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| Sui | Feb 5 2008, 07:09 PM Post #5 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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"Okay, you've got a heart, its black and shriveled." --Girl in my class after I shrugged off the events of 9-11 THREE YEARS LATER... xD "Aww honey... you're the sexiest thing ever!" --Jovie... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA |
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| phaedrus | Feb 6 2008, 11:41 AM Post #6 |
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Mersault
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"I am every where and no where at once." |
| planet earth is blue and there is nothing i can do! | |
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| Curst Saden | Feb 24 2008, 03:38 PM Post #7 |
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"You will hear me speak, for afterward I shall never speak to you again!"--Richard III's mother. |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| norringtonlover | Feb 25 2008, 10:00 PM Post #8 |
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Bitch Basher
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"Men: you can't live with them, you cant shoot them." XD It was on a keychain I saw a long time ago. I wish I had bought it. |
| ~Love isn't finding the perfect person, its seeing an imperfect person perfectly~ | |
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| Curst Saden | Feb 27 2008, 04:46 PM Post #9 |
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"The father may be the head of the family but the mother is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she likes."--My Big Fat Greek Wedding, awesome movie! |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| MasterofBalance | Mar 11 2008, 08:50 PM Post #10 |
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Yin and Yang
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From Power rangers Mystic force: Phinnias(spelling?):"I hate to be a doom sayer, but uh, doom, doom doom doom; cake!" |
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MasterofBalance!!!! (If all else fails, hit the reset button) "It's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts." "You are all fools of the highest caliber!!" "Why ya gotta break ballz?" "I'll try, but I don't guarantee anything." ".....Did I miss something here?" "Let me tell you something, a bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a F***ing sock in it you cow!!!!" | |
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| Curst Saden | Mar 12 2008, 08:49 PM Post #11 |
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The Last True Trekkie.........................
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Neelix: I didn't ask you to bring me back! Seven: You were dead at the time..... |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| phaedrus | Mar 12 2008, 09:34 PM Post #12 |
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Mersault
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"life's a bitch" "thats y I'm a bastard" |
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| norringtonlover | Mar 19 2008, 06:46 PM Post #13 |
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Bitch Basher
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"My mom said I'm special! But who is Ed?" |
| ~Love isn't finding the perfect person, its seeing an imperfect person perfectly~ | |
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| alwaysand4everr | Mar 23 2008, 11:29 AM Post #14 |
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King of Callousness
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I read this quote in a book full of quotes once, *laughs* imgaine that! ~When my little girl comes up to me and ask me who was my frist love, I don't want to have to drag out the photo album I want to point across the room at you and say, he's right over there.~ -love you babe! <3 |
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| phaedrus | Mar 23 2008, 05:32 PM Post #15 |
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Mersault
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aww thx!!! |
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| alwaysand4everr | Mar 23 2008, 05:38 PM Post #16 |
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King of Callousness
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"You're the closest to heaven that i've ever been, and i don't want to go home right now." Iris By- The Goo Goo Dolls |
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| try-to-shut-me-up | Apr 19 2008, 10:29 AM Post #17 |
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Harbinger of Hell
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The DJ for that song is DJ Paul Oakenfold. He is fucking awesome! I think I have two of his CD's and a live concert DVD. |
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"If all else fails, don't try all else" "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon." | |
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| Curst Saden | Jun 7 2008, 10:05 AM Post #18 |
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Indiana Jones: You're firing me? Dean: Just leave...temporary leave... Indiana Jones: You ARE firing me!!! |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| Sui | Jun 9 2008, 11:36 AM Post #19 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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"I...I-I-I've never had this happen before... I don't know what this is! Uhm... do something sexy, uhm... jesus, just whatever you do, don't talk about your FUCKING BOYFRIEND WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX! How about THAT?!" --MSI "Get It Up" |
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| Curst Saden | Jun 13 2008, 11:07 PM Post #20 |
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"There are those who believe that life here.....began out there.....far across the universe...with tribes of humans.....who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive....somewhere beyond the heavans......" ---Opening line to the original Battlestar Galactica. |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| alwaysand4everr | Jun 19 2008, 10:44 AM Post #21 |
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King of Callousness
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~Never regret something that made you once smile~ Those who laugh the longest cry the hardest... |
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| Curst Saden | Jun 19 2008, 12:57 PM Post #22 |
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"How dare you get a happy ending?! How DARE you?!" --Hades from Kingdom Hearts II |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| MasterofBalance | Jun 28 2008, 05:35 PM Post #23 |
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Yin and Yang
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"Whether it is right or wrong, i will do as she wishes!!" Entei from Pokemon the movie 3 |
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MasterofBalance!!!! (If all else fails, hit the reset button) "It's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts." "You are all fools of the highest caliber!!" "Why ya gotta break ballz?" "I'll try, but I don't guarantee anything." ".....Did I miss something here?" "Let me tell you something, a bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a F***ing sock in it you cow!!!!" | |
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| phaedrus | Jun 28 2008, 10:37 PM Post #24 |
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"once i dug a pit and filled it with clouds or was it clowns? it smelled bad after a while so muct've been clowns either way THATS BESIDES THE POINT..." lord sheorgorath. |
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| Sui | Jul 1 2008, 02:13 PM Post #25 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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"If two elephants were humping outside, even Shakespeare and Thomas Edison would put down their quills to go peer out the window." -- Love Guru Hookay, little backstory to this next one. This was my friend realizing that he was bi and had a reeeeeally big crush on one of his very close friends. Him: "I.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME! Everytime I SEE this guy, my heart skips, my voice cracks and my face gets flushed. Then when I try to make conversation with him, all my words sound stupid and I'm mentally beating myself up over it... and when he touches me I SWEAR someone just shot me up with viagra! *Grabs me and shakes me* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Me: "Well.... odds are... you're in love...?" Him: "L-L-LOVE?! ....." *awkward silence* Him: "Shit." |
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| Curst Saden | Sep 4 2008, 09:55 PM Post #26 |
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"Here's a tip: Never do a google-image search for cowgirls...." --My History Professor. |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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| Sui | Oct 2 2008, 06:18 PM Post #27 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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Q: How many Gods lived on Olympus? A. None B. 12 C. Both are plausible answers D. This is a trick question and I refuse to answer MY answer...: A. None... unless you include the aliens ------------------------ "YOU KINKY SON OF A BOWLEGGED HAMSTER!" --Good friend of mine ------------------------- KONGREGATE CHATROOM Masterofbalance: *pounds [whatshisface] with a steak* SgtDroopy: Wow, what a way to go... death by beef. ------------------------- Me: "You know, if I wore a skirt to school and actually put on makeup... I'm sure I could turn some heads..." Balance: "Yeah... turn them away in disgust." -------------------------- |
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| Lillybet | Oct 6 2008, 02:55 PM Post #28 |
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Bitch Basher
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"Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love." ~ Unknown Source "It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland (It would only take me a few minutes actually...if I really put my mind to it I could do it in under 5. Doesn't matter if I show off my breasts in the process...I'm proud of them.) "Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?" ~ Virginia Woolf "The fact is, you have fallen lately, Cecily, into a bad habit of thinking for yourself. You should give it up. It is not quite womanly... men don't like it." ~ Oscar Wilde (It's true! Men don't really care for women that think for themselves... we scare them with out thoughts...) "While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman." ~ Giovanni Boccaccio (This is not to say that women are hard to please...oh wait, it is.) |
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Passion Nothing in this world has ever been accomplished without passion.
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| EvolutionCOV | Oct 6 2008, 05:59 PM Post #29 |
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"The internet is a lot like dreams, they are both places where the repressed mind releases itself!" - Paprika. |
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Is currently working on: Writing two short stories called "Warren" and the "Legend of Chowdown", and also a novel called "The Fall of the Byaenease Empire". Is currently obsessed with: Gorgonzola. "Because cows make delicious."- Chowder. | |
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| 1245icancount | Oct 8 2008, 03:42 PM Post #30 |
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Artesian of Ass
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"the internet is 97% porn lets take a look at the other 3%" attack of the show |
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| Curst Saden | Oct 9 2008, 07:32 PM Post #31 |
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Bush: Come gather round Dick, Condie, Scooter and Rove, It's time to move, pack up and hit the road But theirs war, and ressecsion, and bad morgage loans Cheny: And our lee-gacy needs savin'! Bush: So forget he's a jackass who's liberally prone Everyone: Oh it's time for some Campaign'! Hillary: Old party friends time to say ar rivoar we failed to extinguish Barack's rising star. Bill: You were so close my darlin', Alas no cigar... *hillary hits him with a frying pan* Everyone: And now their tune is changing! Hillary: I'll be back in four years, heck it ain't all that far! Everyone: Oh it's time for some campaign'! McCain: Gather conservatives lend me hand unless you want this libral wuss in command I spend years in a rat hole in North Vietnam Everyone: And the Jihad needs containing! McCain: So forget my skin cancer and swolen left gland! Everyone: Oh it's time fors some Campaign'! *McCain chokes and keels over* Obama: Gosh I'm so tired of divisive exchange And I've got one or two things to say about change Like the change for the change to the change we hold dear I really like change! Have I made myself clear? McCain and Hillary: So he'll talk about change 'til you're deaf in the ear! Everyone: Oh it's time for some campaign'! Everyone: Citizens gather from both far and near For a ritual we practice every four years where we promise you anything you want to hear to win the crown we're chasin' We spend billions of dollars to make our points clear to get you to step up and cast your vote here then we spin you around and poke you in the rear oh it's time for some campaign'! Yes it's time for some Campaign'! ---from the JibJab short "It's Time for some Campaign'" |
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| EvolutionCOV | Oct 15 2008, 07:51 PM Post #32 |
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"i don't write novels, I eat them!" - Hoss Delgado, Underfist. "Underfist does not greet enemies with their hands, they greet them with a fist!" -Underfist. "ALL HAIL BRITANIA! ALL HAIL LELOUCH!" - Code: Geass. |
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| Curst Saden | Nov 6 2008, 09:55 AM Post #33 |
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"....Mine...." -The Theif from The Theif and The Cobblar, or Connor..... Student: "....and then God took the rib from Adam and made Eve...." MAS Professor: "No, don't even go there, cause then you're saying Eve is a clone...." --Goofie moment in Mexican American Studies class..... |
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| MasterofBalance | Dec 10 2008, 09:45 PM Post #34 |
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One i made up myself: Me (doing a poor impersonation of Yoda):"Lexdysic i am not." Will O'Neil:"I swear to drunk i'm not god." |
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MasterofBalance!!!! (If all else fails, hit the reset button) "It's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts." "You are all fools of the highest caliber!!" "Why ya gotta break ballz?" "I'll try, but I don't guarantee anything." ".....Did I miss something here?" "Let me tell you something, a bullet sounds the same in every language, so stick a F***ing sock in it you cow!!!!" | |
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| Sui | Dec 10 2008, 10:24 PM Post #35 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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"Who's your bitch?" ~ your's truly, meaning to say "who's my bitch?" "It's always fun to interject penis into a conversation..." ~ again, me... take it how you want to "Leave mah man titties alone!" ~ Priceless moment from Balance. |
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| Sui | Dec 25 2008, 12:19 PM Post #36 |
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"It's all about who you fuck, but who the fuck are you?" -- Reveille "Plastic" --------- Teacher: Place an X on the LifeLine in the appropriate place. Donny: I don't understand. There are other things that need to be taken into account, such as the WHOLE SPECTRUM OF HUMAN EMOTION. YOU CANT JUST LUMP EVERYTHING INTO TWO CATEGORIES!! Teacher: But fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. Donny: Well, life isn't that simple. Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money. It has nothing to do with either fear or love.. There are other things that need to be taken into account here, like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else. Teacher: Place an X on the LifeLine or you'll get a zero for the day. (Next day at conference) Teacher: He told me to forcibly insert the LifeLine exercise card into my anus! ------------- Donnie: ""Ya, um..hi. Umm, how much are they paying you to be here?" Jim: "Excuse me son?" Donnie: "I mean you're obviously not here on your own considering all of the shitty advise you've been giving, i mean my shrink can do better than this! Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up! You know it takes a little little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. " Jim: "You see ladies and gentlemen? This is a prime example of fear. I bet you are a very troubled boy and also very confused. And maybe even, a little afraid." Donnie: "Ya know, you're absolutely right. I am confused, and troubled... very troubled as a matter of fact. And probably afraid even, but personally, I-I-I think you're the fucking anti-christ." --Donnie Darko (Apologies that the Donnie Darko quotes probably aren't 100% accurate) |
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| Sui | Jan 5 2009, 02:14 PM Post #37 |
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The Lord of Loathing and Certified Snuggleslut
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Yay, more Donnie Darko quotes! (It's a great movie, go see it) Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" Frank: "Why do you wear that stupid human suit?" Donnie: ".... I can't get it off." -------- Donnie: "[in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." --------- "Every creature on Earth dies alone." - Roberta Sparrow -- Donnie Darko |
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| Sui | Jan 5 2009, 02:31 PM Post #38 |
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"I promise that one day, everything will be better for you." Frank -- Donnie Darko ------- "... What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better... something that reminds you of how beautiful the world really can be." Gretchen -- Donnie Darko ------ Elizabeth: "I think I'm going to vote Dukakis" Father: "Do you honestly think that Micheal Dukakis will provide for this country until you're old enough to have a kid?" Elizabeth: "I'm not going to squeeze one out until I'm 30." Donnie: "Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Because I hear it's a wonderful place to raise children." Sarah: "When do I get to squeeze one out?" Donnie: "8th Grade." Elizabeth: "You're such a dick, Donnie!" Donnie: "Whoa... a little hostile there, Elizabeth." Elizabeth: "Should I tell mom and dad that you stopped taking your medication?" Donnie: "You're such a fuck-ass!" Elizabeth: "Did you just call me a fuck-ass?! You can go suck a fuck!" Donnie: "Oh please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!" Elizabeth: "You want me to tell you?" Donnie: "(whispering) I'm all ears!" Samantha: "......What's a fuck-ass?" --------- Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. And what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" |
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| Curst Saden | Jan 20 2009, 10:18 PM Post #39 |
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"How dare you defy me?!"--Mike while we're playing Risk. |
"In fact, I've always found that people who try to convince others of their beliefs are usually trying to convince themselves." -Kira Nerys | |
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