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Topic Started: Sep 24 2009, 03:05 PM (322 Views)
TomAss
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Go to google and type in "why do <ethnicity. minority, or nationality> like" or something similar. It has some suggestions.

Some of my favorites:

Why do korean people eat dogs?
Why do korean people like starcraft?

Why do french people speak french?

Why do british people sound american when they sing?

Why do black people say aks instead of ask?

Why do chinese people look the same?

Why do japanese people live longer?

etc
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Jawa
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Why do Nigerians scam?
Why do Asians turn red when they drink?
Why do guys like to finger girls? (Ok I asked that one. Ew!)
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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TheEyebrow
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Why do korean people eat dogs?
WE STILL HAVEN'T TOLD THEM IT'S NOT SALMON AHAHAHAHA!

Why do korean people like starcraft?
THEYRE A NATION OF DWARVES WHO KNOW THEY COULD NEVER WIN A CONVENTIONAL LAND WAR!

Why do french people speak french?
THEY GET THEIR ASSES KICKED SO MUCH THAT THEY HAD TO DEVELOP A LANGUAGE YOU CAN SPEAK EVEN WHEN YOUR JAW'S BROKEN! STICK YOUR OU-ER-VWA UP YOUR DAIRY-AIR!

Why do british people sound american when they sing?
THATS THE ONLY WAY A BRIT CAN GET HIS BALLS TO DROP!

Why do black people say aks instead of ask?
THEYRE ALL VIOLENT AND WARNING YOU OF THEIR IMPENDING ATTACKS IF YOU DONT GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT!

Why do chinese people look the same?
THEIR EYES ARE SO NARROW THEY DONT KNOW THEYVE BEEN FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THIS WHOLE TIME!

Why do japanese people live longer?
WITH AS MUCH RADIATION AS WE PUT INTO THEM JAPS, YOU FIGURE ONE OR TWO GOOD MUTATIONS IS GONNA COME ALONG!

Why do Nigerians scam?
THEY'RE POOR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why do Asians turn red when they drink?
THEY ORDERED A NOG-A-SAKE BUT THE BARTENDER FUCKED UP THE ORDER! TWO ATOMIC BOMB JOKES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE AHAHAHA!

Why do guys like to finger girls? (Ok I asked that one. Ew!)
SOME GUYS DIDNT GET LAID ENOUGH AS A TEENAGER AND FEEL SO SEXUALLY INSECURE THAT THEY PATHETICALLY CHERISH ANY OPPORTUNITY TO TOUCH A WOMAN OR COME ONLINE AND MAKE RACIST JOKES AHAHAHAHA
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Jawa
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FWO!
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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El Creepo H
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TheEyebrow
Sep 24 2009, 03:48 PM


Why do chinese people look the same?
THEIR EYES ARE SO NARROW THEY DONT KNOW THEYVE BEEN FUCKING THEIR SISTERS THIS WHOLE TIME!

reminded me of this gem

NSFW

http://slurpspurtgulpslrshglshwhd.ytmnd.com/
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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