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do you think you could choke out a seal?
yes 2 (33.3%)
no 4 (66.7%)
Total Votes: 6
choking out a seal; do you think you could
Topic Started: Sep 24 2009, 12:17 AM (454 Views)
nflstreetlegend
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i think i could
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CanadianCrippler
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I don't think I could bring myself to do it. I mean, they slick and all.
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Jawa
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I think its all relative. I couldn't just do it on a dare, but maybe for a ton of money which I'd live with the guilt for the rest of my life. Or if it were attacking a family member. Then I could take it down guilt free
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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Jawa
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HBJabroni
Sep 24 2009, 06:23 AM
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It looks like her face got too close to a heat source
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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Gandy
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Jawa
Sep 24 2009, 07:47 AM
HBJabroni
Sep 24 2009, 06:23 AM
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It looks like her face got too close to a heat source

Jawa you are supposed to be finishing those kinds of jokes, not prompting them.

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It looks like her face got too close to a heat source.
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Jawa
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I.....don't get it..
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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El Creepo H
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i can't, he made the batman forever song
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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The Wizard of Goz
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Unlike Aaron I could bring myself to do it, but they're far too slippery to be able to. I mean, what are you gunna grab onto? Its all a slick flat surface.
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JusticeJones
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I don't think I could. Physically, I mean. Those things are fucking strong with huge ass necks. Most likely in the scenario of a man vs seal fight, a seal would fucking bite you and then you would go get a bat or something.

Unless you take out the chance of the seal biting you, like a team of people have somehow locked a seal into a gurney kind of a thing and clamped down his mouth, then they force you to choke him, which would still be impossible or very very difficult and take a long time. You would probably give up from exhaustion.
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nflstreetlegend
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id prob go for a rear naked choke on the seal
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Silo
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nah man, i don't think i could do it.
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TheEyebrow
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Rub up some dick with a fresh coat of Sandy Lube™ Fuck a seal and leave them so sensitive that you can choke them with no resistance! Sandy Lube.
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