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| choking out a seal; do you think you could | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 24 2009, 12:17 AM (454 Views) | |
| nflstreetlegend | Sep 24 2009, 12:17 AM Post #1 |
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i think i could |
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| CanadianCrippler | Sep 24 2009, 03:50 AM Post #2 |
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I don't think I could bring myself to do it. I mean, they slick and all. |
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| Jawa | Sep 24 2009, 05:43 AM Post #3 |
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I think its all relative. I couldn't just do it on a dare, but maybe for a ton of money which I'd live with the guilt for the rest of my life. Or if it were attacking a family member. Then I could take it down guilt free |
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| HBJabroni | Sep 24 2009, 07:23 AM Post #4 |
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| Jawa | Sep 24 2009, 08:47 AM Post #5 |
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It looks like her face got too close to a heat source |
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books "sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her "TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them | |
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| Gandy | Sep 24 2009, 10:47 AM Post #6 |
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Jawa you are supposed to be finishing those kinds of jokes, not prompting them. Here: It looks like her face got too close to a heat source. |
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| Jawa | Sep 24 2009, 10:57 AM Post #7 |
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I.....don't get it.. |
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books "sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her "TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them | |
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| El Creepo H | Sep 24 2009, 11:25 AM Post #8 |
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i can't, he made the batman forever song |
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| The Wizard of Goz | Oct 3 2009, 10:37 PM Post #9 |
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Scotty with a picture of his BFFL. Unlike Aaron I could bring myself to do it, but they're far too slippery to be able to. I mean, what are you gunna grab onto? Its all a slick flat surface. |
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| JusticeJones | Oct 4 2009, 03:26 AM Post #10 |
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I don't think I could. Physically, I mean. Those things are fucking strong with huge ass necks. Most likely in the scenario of a man vs seal fight, a seal would fucking bite you and then you would go get a bat or something. Unless you take out the chance of the seal biting you, like a team of people have somehow locked a seal into a gurney kind of a thing and clamped down his mouth, then they force you to choke him, which would still be impossible or very very difficult and take a long time. You would probably give up from exhaustion. |
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| nflstreetlegend | Dec 7 2009, 02:24 AM Post #11 |
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id prob go for a rear naked choke on the seal |
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| Silo | Dec 7 2009, 07:06 PM Post #12 |
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nah man, i don't think i could do it. |
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| TheEyebrow | Dec 8 2009, 02:38 AM Post #13 |
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Rub up some dick with a fresh coat of Sandy Lube™ Fuck a seal and leave them so sensitive that you can choke them with no resistance! Sandy Lube. |
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