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Need your help No Mercy; creating the ultimate myspace douche
Topic Started: Aug 2 2007, 01:32 PM (702 Views)
El Hombre 4 69
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Got some free time on my hands and I am trying to create the ultimate myspace douche. Here is the rough draft so far, I havent gotten under way yet but I need some advice to make this dude the ultimate douche.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=224054645
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El Creepo H
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you need more gay backgrounds/music/font/etc. to make it more appropriate for myspace
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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The Wizard of Goz
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1. you need some gay techno song playing
2. you need a big italian flag in the background
3. you need a picture of you giving the peace sign with 2 fingers in a club
4. you need some type of saying like "I'M ITALIAN FUCK ALL YOU NON GUIDOS"
5. you need a pic showing your blowout
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El Hombre 4 69
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well clearly thats not me, i just found some the first pic of a semi douche looking guy i can find. this is good stuff though, thanks!
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TheEyebrow
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How bout some measurements...muscles and dick...only douchebags put up shit like that
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The Wizard of Goz
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TheEyebrow
Aug 2 2007, 07:09 PM
How bout some measurements...muscles and dick...only douchebags put up shit like that

yea make it like 29 inch biceps... 2 inch cock
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USCHAMP
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Unless it locks up A1's computer when he visits the Myspace page, it ain't douche enough.

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Jones
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1. Add image of Axe Effect
2. Put some Kanji and tribal tattoos on him, or put some kanji in the background.
3. Change his name from Chad to Chaz.
4. Add pics of Vin Diesel
5. Glittery Hologram graphics or the thing where you put your mouse over the pic and it blurs.
6. Make your profile song "Big Pimpin"
7. Put dolla' signs in it
8. Add a grill
6. Add some rap videos of Three 6 Mafia/ No Limit/ ICP/ Shaggy/ Ja Rule/ Fitty Sit
9. Pic of Jenna Jameson
10. Pic/video of Blue Collar Comedy Tour or a pic of "Get er Done"

The list goes on and on with what you could do. You need to ask yourself what kind of douche do you want him to be?
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El Hombre 4 69
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^ Woah, see now that's what I needed.
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El Creepo H
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the chicken video is epic
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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CanadianCrippler
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I think you should turn this into an "Advertise No Mercy" project!
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El Hombre 4 69
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alright got some pics of vin diesel as superman, as seinfeld, and as spiderman

If somebody wants the password and wants to contribute to it, then by all means let me know
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The Wizard of Goz
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still too basic. you need music and a flashy gay background

make it like the fast and the furious in the background and have some techno as music
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El Hombre 4 69
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is billy gunn ok?
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TheEyebrow
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Jones knows douche.
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The Wizard of Goz
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now its starting to look good!
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The Wizard of Goz
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...17-18bc355ee5c6

i believe this is what you are looking for... some kid i used to work with
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TRO0P 69
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Billy Gunn isn't Guido enough, try John Cena.

Also, post some pics of the Sopranos, a gold Desert Eagle, drunken club girls, Italian and Puerto Rican Flags, and a Support Our Troops ribbon.
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El Hombre 4 69
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TGoz79
Aug 22 2007, 07:49 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...17-18bc355ee5c6

i believe this is what you are looking for... some kid i used to work with

GOLD MINE

edit: K well I made some modifications. Now it's time to do damage to some ex girl friends and other whores that never wanted to go out with me. If there is anybody you want me to hit on via myspace with chadzilla let me know
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TheEyebrow
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You could take cell phone pics of real girly drinks and post them up there under your "Top 10 Knockouts". If you think that hurts his image too much, do it to someone else.
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