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wooo hoooo 7 years!; long, nostalgic read
Topic Started: Jun 8 2007, 05:45 AM (600 Views)
El Creepo H
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7 years ago to this day I made my first post on the Smackdown Boards. In honor of this momentous event in internet history, I have dug up my "3rd anniversary" post from my old files (I also made a couple edits of bios at the end). Mind you I wrote this when I was 13, but I thought it was a very nostalgic read to see old names and remember what happened on the SMD boards.

Guess what day it is? My THIRD ANNIVERSARY POST!! It has been 3 years since i made my first post ever (5 years since i found these boards). Now most people wouldn't care about petty things like this, but because i have nothing to do at this time every year, I will post my posting history. Now none of you will read this probably, but some people would like to see how life was back in the day.

May 25 2000: I send Killerelf99 (at the time Rocky5478) a link to a board. It was the infamous Smackdown 1 board. I said there were many funny posts there. I had been going to the boards for 1 year now but never posted. Since there was a sig rating post going on, Killerelf decided to put HGZ's 4 page long sig onto the board. There Killerelf became known as one of the best newbies around, compared to people like TAZZMISSION and such. There was only one person who hated him, it was Halofun. We got into a week long fued until the time where 3 great posters left. They were Njslidfklnofiejo, JCOLD (now Seanqdog), and GranMastaSexxay.

June 8 2000: This was the day I made my first post. At the time, Killer was still known as Rocky5478 and DmanDriver101. The post HGZ made was really... well just read it... you'll see.

Subject: I'm Here
Date: 6/8/00 10:23 AM



By the time Dman Driver 101 (Rocky5478) tells about me you will never eeeever forget this name.

As you can see, I was copying Jericho as a lame gimmick. It ended the next day.

June 9 2000: This is the day that me and Killerelf decided start a fued with each other but backfired miserably. The time was around noon when we started the post. Each post was 2 mins apart from each other. The next hour someone came and said, "I think VGBIBO and Rocky are the same person. Who posts 2 mins apart from each other at around 7 in the morning." The guy must live in a 5 hour time difference from us since we posted at noon. This is what started the multiple sn things on many boards. Well, we were then lowered from regs to newbies because of that post. We were then massly hated by the following people DXJoJoe, HBJabroni, Degreez3Deep, Halofun, TheRealCJ2000, Alien of the Korn, and a few others that i can't remember.

June 10 2000: DXJoJoe, CJ, and Alien of the Korn start the infamous group known as A.N.T.S. which means Against Newbies That Suck. This group was the bases of the groups to follow. Me, killer, and someone named Tazzmission were the target of this group until someone named Show2037 came. He was in ANTS until they kicked him out a few hours after it was made. He decided to make his own group and invite me into it. He didn't like killer until I convinced him to let me in since he was co-owner. The group was called P.A.I.N. which meant People Against Idiotic Newbies. ANTS and PAIN were two groups that were together until...

June 11 2000: This was the day in which ANTS made it's first (and probably only) attack on me. I was posting a list of people who can join PAIN on the board until DXJoJoe said sumtin on IM. It was around the lines of "Your friend Show2037 backstabbed you, he said for you to join ANTS and to leave Rocky behind." After 4 hours of this, I found out that DXJoJoe and ANTS played a great plan to break of PAIN which failed.

June 25 2000: I changes sn from VGBIBO to El Creepo H.

July 2 2000: Triumvirate comes onto the SM1, SM2, WrestleMania, etc. boards to make themselves known. They are Unborn Fetus, Dark Creator, and Fart Machine. They each had there own style of writing which drove the boards crazy (i think you all have seen me utilize all three of their styles at once). They became the 3rd group in the ANTS vs PAIN saga. That day, I create 5 more groups which have no members at all, i just did it to annoy.

July 3 2000: With no proof at all, I say that Triumvirate are all the same people.

July 27 2000: My rumor was true, The Eyebrow has multiple sn's which were Truimvirate.

August 23 2000: Me and killerelf leave the board. I change name from Rocky to KillerElf99.

March 2001: I change sn from El Creepo H to current form. We make a comeback to the SM1 board. Njslid came back and so did many others.

June 8 2001: Made my 1 year anniversary post at this point.

June 11 2001: I leave board (again).

October 2001: I go back to the board to promote me and Killer's wrestling fed HWF: The Most F'n Hardkore Federation Today! which failed miserably too. The only people left were Alien of the Korn and DXJoJoe. I annoyed JoJoe to join but decided not to. DXJoJoe makes Alien of the Korn leave the board. That left me the only one on the board up until Veterans Day. I made my last post on the SM1 board, which coincidently was the last one ever on that board.

November 2001: Me and Killer come to the Smackdown 3 board where we found Chezi, JCOLD, and Brady.

Febuary 2002: AOL shutsdown all ANT/PSX boards. The SM1 board was included.

March 2002: I leave the board regularly just to come back every few weeks to make a post or two.

May 2002: I watched a ghetto movie, prompting me to start talking ghetto. Later that week, my ebonic language became legible to only myself and a very small percent of the people. I then decided to make it a contest, whoever can figure out who I was mimicking, gets to decide whether or not i can stop speaking ghetto. Eventually, it formed into the Triumvirate language, which is a combination of their styles of writing.

Subject: WWE Crunch Hour
Date: 12/19/2002 8:45 PM Eastern Daylight Time



yo check dis owt,

Wherz did dis gaim go? Iz its styl comi'n owt?



May 27 2002: Strangling (or whoever) banned me from the board, blocking me from reading posts on the board (and posting).

June 8 2002: Killer posts my 2nd anniversary post onto the board.

December 19, 2002: I am unbanned!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

December 25, 2002: I stop talking lik dis on a regular basis.

March, 2003: I decide not to post daily and only make posts when they are needed. I also am engaged in on and off fueds with a couple of people.

March 6, 2003: The boards change format for the first time ever. They become an ugly shade of blue with features that still don't work and some features that work taken away from the old version. Also moderators are put onto boards with daily posts (with the SM board being one of them). We eventually make our moderator leave, but that doesn't mean that he won't come back. What I don't understand was what was wrong with the old version? Who were the people who complained about it? Also the SM2 board is shut down on this day.

June 8, 2003: I make my 3rd anniversary post!

Now you are half way through! Now you can read the people who were on the SM1/SM2/SM3/WG board.

People

Alien of the Korn
Owned SM1 board in it's final days, 5th best poster on SM1.

AlexBBad
26 years old (in 2003) and still managing to find a way to act half his age online against people who are probably still in middle school. Respectable poster.

DXJoJoe
Pres. of SM1 board from July 00 to May 01. Originator of ANTS and the infamous fued which took the board from June 00 to November 00.

Halofun
VP of board during JoJoe's rule, Seattle Mariners fan.

Chezi
Pres of SM1 from March 00 to July 00, went to SM2 and then here for a very short while and then left. Fourth best poster on SM1.

Njslidfklnofiejo
The best poster during SM1 reign (maybe of all time). He was the originator of many funny names to call people and could make fun of newbies so easily.

GranMastaSexxay
At SM1 board from November 99 to March 00. Great poster and was good at helping other people out. Third best poster in SM1.

CJ
Had a ton of sn's but his most famous was CJ. CO-Owned ANTS (the group) and liked to make fun of people.

Show
Created PAIN which all the newbies joined and took on ANTS in the SM1 fued.

El Creepo H / HGZ
ME!! I co-owned PAIN and probably the 3rd most hated person in SM1 history. The last remaining poster on all three great message boards: SM1, SM3/Wrestling Games, and No Mercy.

Rocky5478 (Dman Driver 101)
At SM1 for short while. He was the 2nd most hated person on the board (just behind TazzMission who isn't listed).

HBJabroni
Last member of ANTS and Pres of SM1 board for 1 month after JoJoe.

The Eyebrow
Probably the funniest poster of all time (with his sn's Unborn Fetus, Fart Machine, and Deep Creator). He created those names and acted like 3 people which fooled everyone during the ANTS vs PAIN fued. He had a catchphrase of style of writing for each sn. Mostly a No Mercy poster.

Dark Mero
All time ruler of WWF Attitude board (don't remember much because that was back in the 98-99 years when i never posted).

Degreez3Deep
Third (and last) member of PAIN. He then backstabbed PAIN to join ANTS during the midpoint of the fued.

LikeButter
The last owner of ANTS during the Oct-Nov 00 run.

SlipKnotSteveRVD420
Sixth best SM1 poster of all time. Wasn't there very long but contributed a lot to all the newbies there.

JCOLD (Seanqdog)
Second best SM1 poster of all time is Seanqdog, better known in SM1 as JCOLD.

Nyr1129935
Respectable poster who spent a lot of times on the “wrestling games” board during the end of the AOL message boards.

BlueSkate1424
Poster who spent a very long time posting on the SM3 boards way up until the end.

XxBradyxX7
Sometimes a poster on the Smackdown boards, but occasionally would get lost in the No Mercy boards.
Edited by El Creepo H, Jan 9 2011, 10:09 PM.
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Silo
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i do remember Dark Maro from the Warzone/Attitude boards. His witty, gothic humor was a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all! But I will say there has never been a click like the Green Blazers of 07 ::exhale::
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Wow, that's some great insight HGZ! I was always curious as to the happenings of some of the other boards. I missed all of 2002-2004 due to fake college'ing.

HGZ
Jun 8 2007, 05:45 AM
Njslidfklnofiejo
The best poster during SM1 reign (maybe of all time). He was the originator of many funny names to call people and could make fun of newbies so easily.


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BlueSkate1424
Poster who spent a very long time posting on the SM3 boards way up until the end.


Damn, I kinda forgot about the smackdown boards, but yea now I remember I posted there even when it was dead, kinda like the other boards.
I havent heard of some of those names in a long time, like alexbbad, lmoa, he must be like 32 now, lmao.
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7 years later and you're still a faggot
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who gives a shit
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El Creepo H
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HBJabroni
Jun 10 2007, 06:13 PM
7 years later and you're still a faggot

ahh how cute
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Don't be hatein on Sexy Eddie.

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congrats big guy
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July 3 2000: With no proof at all, I say that Triumvirate are all the same people.

July 27 2000: My rumor was true, The Eyebrow has multiple sn's which were Truimvirate.



LIES, ALL LIES!

Other than those vicious accusations, this post was awesome (And not just cause of the compliments). I nominate you as the official NM historian.

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Mostly a No Mercy poster.


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Jun 11 2007, 12:23 AM
who gives a shit

July X 2000: MrJones comes to the board in a rage. He let everyone know how hard it is for a white person to grow up in Hawaii (Aloha for hello AND goodbye? No civilized race could comprehend that). He also remarks on how the house somehow fell on his younger brother's toe, a la Wizard of Oz, when he was younger...thus giving his brother an eternal green toe. It is assumed that he told this story looking for sympathy but grossly underestimated a group of emerging adolescents' willingness to laugh in one's face instead. Jones disappears and doesn't surface again until 2007.

Aloha.
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Awesome post. i think the NM historian post might be open too.
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Jun 11 2007, 12:47 AM
I nominate you as the official NM historian.


XA6
Jun 11 2007, 1:06 AM

Awesome post. i think the NM historian post might be open too.


Hey guys, I'm standin' right here! I can say that I looked up to AerofireX, and that I was shocked when Dr. Hick pulled his cheat code heel turn.

{s stew2


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Jun 10 2007, 10:30PM

QUOTE (HBJabroni @ Jun 10 2007, 06:13 PM)
7 years later and you're still a faggot 


ahh how cute


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Wow. I didn't remember that I was president of the board. Sweet.
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July X 2000: MrJones comes to the board in a rage. He let everyone know how hard it is for a white person to grow up in Hawaii (Aloha for hello AND goodbye? No civilized race could comprehend that). He also remarks on how the house somehow fell on his younger brother's toe, a la Wizard of Oz, when he was younger...thus giving his brother an eternal green toe. It is assumed that he told this story looking for sympathy but grossly underestimated a group of emerging adolescents' willingness to laugh in one's face instead. Jones disappears and doesn't surface again until 2007.


Holy shit, I really don't remember telling any of you guys that shit. I guess I'm prone to overexposing myself. However, you are wrong. It was I and not my brother that had a "green toe". I realize this just leaves me more vulnerable to embarassment, but I would rather have everyone know the truth. And a house did not fall on me.

If you really want the details, I'll tell you.

My dad was in the military. A couple months after I was born, my family was stationed in Misawa, Japan. When I was around four or so, my dad was leaving for work and me being a little toddler I followed him to the door. He walked out, closed the door, yet I was still waiting there. So he forgot something, came back, and when he opened the door, it hit my toe so that my toenail was perpendicular to my toe. Then around 5 months later my dad accidentally stepped on my other big toe and crushed my other toenail. And when a military family is living overses they don't exactly have the best healthcare available. So I developed a harsh fungus which lasted up until my late teens. But I got this stuff from a doctor in Hawaii and everything cleared up in a matter of 6 months. So there, now you know.

And I think part of your confusion, Brow, is that I might've told you guys that my brother is Autistic. He was born while we lived in Japan.

So basically fuck Japan.

Hope that answered everything.
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Why the fuck did this show up as new? I read all of that and apparently had read it before...

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Oct 20 2009, 09:46 PM
Why the fuck did this show up as new? I read all of that and apparently had read it before...

it wasn't showing up new here, but we talked about it on the chat since I made a reference to DXJoJoe
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Jun 15 2007, 12:57 AM
Holy shit, I really don't remember telling any of you guys that shit. I guess I'm prone to overexposing myself. However, you are wrong. It was I and not my brother that had a "green toe". I realize this just leaves me more vulnerable to embarassment, but I would rather have everyone know the truth. And a house did not fall on me.

I never responded so I guess I should. The thing is, I don't even remember anyone feuding with you or personally having a problem with you; what I had written was basically my ONLY impression of you before you came back. I just distinctly remember the shock of opening up the board one day and reading this VICIOUS tirade about it - you were REALLLLLLLLLY pissed - and wondering why it was about such non-board stuff. Re-reading this now I laughed just as hard as when I did the original time, not cause you went through shit, but just the randomness of that original outburst and the bewildering images it permanently etched in my mind. But I'm still convinced a house was involved.
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