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HELP, FELLOW NMer MIA!
Topic Started: Apr 7 2007, 03:16 AM (201 Views)
USCHAMP
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Aaron Simmer, more commonly known as A1 or by his internet handle CanadianCrippler, has been missing in action for over a day now. His last activity on this message board was Apr 5 2007, 07:21 PM according to the message board log. It is currently Apr 7 2007, 02:11 AM and when a guy who always reminds us to post and makes it a point to post at least once a day himself, as well as letting us know "we will never forget" I am a little worried that he has had no activity. He's not just missing from the NM MB, he also has not entered 1 line of text into his own chat room, Cripplersd, in over a day also.

I called the police to try and report Aaron Simmer as a missing person and to start an amber alert (I told them he was mentally challenged to try and evoke the full power of the force, rather than just the bullshit I would have gotten had I told him he was a twenty-something 420er who reveled in faux internet gambling and turn based RPGs), but the police said that I couldn't report a person missing just because he didn't make any posts or chat in a day, they said I would actually have to know the person in real life before they could even begin to start the process. They just don't get it, Aaron Simmer is more of a friend to me and many other NMers than some of our real life friends.

Please, if you know anything about the whereabouts of Aaron or can maybe make a phone call or two to try and solve this mystery please do it. I've already lit a candle for Aaron and I am expecting Sean to meet me in Southside to start the Birmingham vigil for Aaron Simmer. I expect all of his friends in other cities to start similar vigils until we find Aaron one way or another.

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I contacted SmarterChild to see just what he knew about this, and I think he knows more than he is letting on.

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USCHAMP:  hi
SmarterChild:  Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!

Hey. What's up? What can I do for you?
USCHAMP:  where is Aaron Simmer

SmarterChild:  Hmm... I really don't know where.
USCHAMP:  you don't have any idea where Aaron is?
SmarterChild:  I do not know. Maybe.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
USCHAMP:  What do you mean maybe?
SmarterChild:  What do you think?
USCHAMP:  I think you are in on this whole thing
SmarterChild:  Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I am in on this whole thing.
USCHAMP:  I swear to God if you lay one hand on Aaron's head I will kill you
SmarterChild:  You swear to god if I lay 1 hand on Aaron's head you will kill me? Is that right?
USCHAMP:  YEA IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
SmarterChild:  Are you sure it is?
USCHAMP:  WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
SmarterChild:  That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
USCHAMP:  FUCK YOU
SmarterChild:  Now I think you owe me another apology, uschamp.
USCHAMP:  I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND HIM
SmarterChild:  Waiting...
USCHAMP:  AND WHEN I DO, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
SmarterChild:  Please apologize, OK?
USCHAMP:  FUCK OFF DEAD MAN

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The Wizard of Goz
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update: Aaron Simmer rolls dice at 7am saturday morning!

and who hasn't cursed out smarterchild, its a very middle school thing to do but its fun
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::Lone tear rolls down butt cheek::
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oh, he also took his turn in risk, so yea
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