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Message Board Discoveries; you know you all cheat on our NM
Topic Started: Apr 3 2007, 01:01 PM (248 Views)
USCHAMP
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Here is a thread where you can post hilarious finding from other message boards, be it something someone posted at that board or something they found elsewhere and posted. Any who, the first entry is ---




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Well, I discovered how GREAT it feels to masturbate when I was only 3 years old and I'm now 53! So I'm an old ""hand"" at it. At 19 I left home so I could constantly jerk myself off without getting caught. And although I experimented a lot when I was a child, I could now freely masturbate all I wanted, any way I wanted. Like soap up my dick and hump a nice slippery sheet of plastic covering the bed. Jerk off wearing a latex glove and mineral oil on my dick. You name it, and I probably did it.

I just never did see what all the fuss was about. And actually, I have to admit that after 50 years of relentlessly jerking myself off, I dearly love every cum-splashed minute of it. I'm a born jerk-off and couldn't be happier! And I'm just thrilled that my dick is now so experienced, it stays hard all day long and I do practically everything with one hand while I jerk myself off with the other. I'll do it while driving and out hiking. I even have my own business so I can flail away all day. For I've learned that my dick is an endless source of exciting, and even mind-blowing, sensations/orgasms. And since life is short, I fully intend to keep masturbating and get the sensations/orgasms I can out of it, as everyone should!


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TheEyebrow
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Champ's google search that found this: "3 years old, masturbate, slippery sheet of plastic"
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USCHAMP
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That's not the best part eye, the best part is that he left home at 19 to masturbate at free will.

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Silo
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i bet this thread flops
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The Wizard of Goz
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uhhh champ what message board did you get this from... do i wanna know?


Not sure what champ is looking at but the only time i cheat on NM is to look at my town's message board and the message board for my softball team. Other than that, i love NM like a five dolla hooker
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TGoz79
Apr 3 2007, 08:43 PM
i love NM like a five dolla hooker

that means a lot!
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uhhh champ what message board did you get this from... do i wanna know?


I believe it was one of the Something Awful forums.

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USCHAMP
Apr 3 2007, 08:46 PM
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uhhh champ what message board did you get this from... do i wanna know?


I believe it was one of the Something Awful forums.

unsurprising, they have a lot of shit there
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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