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Worthless thoughts
Topic Started: Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM (5,431 Views)
TheEyebrow
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The Wizard of Goz
Nov 14 2011, 10:22 PM
TheEyebrow
Nov 14 2011, 06:21 PM
It would be sweet if you could rapidly speed up your ability to shit so that if you were ever drowning, you could keep swallowing water and shitting it out to create an ass jet to push yourself to the surface.

Further, if I did have to die by drowning, I'd prefer it were in a pool of Gatorade or something so I could taste something pleasant as I died.
But then what happens when you get to the surface of the water and stop swallowing water, would you go back under and continue the cycle?
Well it was a drowning prevention technique, so no, you wouldn't go back down.
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GOT DAMNIT BOY WHY COULDNT YOU MAKE THE FUCKING KICK
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El Creepo H
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#1) If that's really Taylor Swift, I think she looks absolutely gorgeous without any make up (which is impressive as that's not true for many other celebrities... see Ke$ha). My opinion of her has skyrocketed.

#2) No way in hell that's not Photoshopped in any way
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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#1) Completely agree. This girl might be IN MY OPINION OBVIOUSLY the most beautiful girl in the world right now.

#2) That's obviously my first guess too, but what makes me think it might be real is the authenticity of the guy's face. That's the face of a guy who knows he is standing next to a girl waaaaaaay out of his league and she's actually showing him some attention. That's not some douche who tried to look cool next to Taylor, that's a guy who didn't know what to do with his face and cheesed it up hardcore.
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I think it's really her, but the letter is photoshopped. The signature looks too neat to be written in marker on a folded piece of paper
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It'd be slick if he had folded it and had her write just the bottom half, then when he went to take the pic he could have said, "Oh let's unfold it so our fingers don't cover up what you wrote"

Then afterwards she slaps him and he whacks off harder than he ever has in his life
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I looked into it, the letter is indeed photoshopped, but the rest of the image is not.

Which confirms my #1 statement above, and skyrockets Taylor into my top 10.
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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I hate it when girls you've never met mistake you for someone at reunions, so you talk to them to be nice, and within 10 seconds they figure out you are not that person, and shear awkwardness ensues.
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So HGZ...how was your reunion?
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Nov 26 2011, 03:05 PM
shear awkwardness
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Nov 27 2011, 05:36 PM
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shear awkwardness
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El Creepo H
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this thread should be spam central, and yet no body has posted in it since Nov 27th.

What gives!
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I often wonder what causes the high and low points in posting activity... is it current events? sports? time of year? Someone commission a study on this and report back to me!
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I think it's just a feedback mechanism. I check the board a ton but when I see no new posts, I don't bother making one. Likewise, when I do see one, I do respond. A lot is random too, when someone like Josh has a vacation and suddenly provides a spark.

But also, we talk in the chat all the time. If I have something to say to you guys, I usually put it there instead of here. We need to expand so not everyone can fit in the chat.
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We do post a lot in chat that we should post on the board.

Dog the bounty hunter's chick is a horse, I'm convinced.
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I don't trust people who call a penis a "penis." There is a reason why there are about 500 colloquial terms for it. The only people who don't use those terms are fucking weird.
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I see why people think Taylor Swift is hot, but I don't see her as top 10 material. There's something about her face, her nose reminds me of a horse's snout. She's still hot, but I don't see her on the level you guys do.

She does look better with less makeup though in the photo on this thread!
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Its her cat-eyes that makes her unappealing to me.

Except in that picture. Holy Shit do I love the photo of her.
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El Creepo H
Jan 13 2012, 04:35 PM
Its her cat-eyes that makes her unappealing to me.

Except in that picture. Holy Shit do I love the photo of her.
Agreed, that is by far the best photo I've ever seen of her
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Basketball players seem to love basketballs, always trying to grab it after free throws even when they're not involved and such, where football players seem to hate footballs, throwing them away as quickly as possible after a catch (or even before they cross the goal line sometimes).
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