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Worthless thoughts
Topic Started: Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM (5,432 Views)
The Wizard of Goz
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FWO Suxxx!
HGZ loves cheap heel heat
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Since China steals all our movies without paying and the govt. doesn't do anything about it, I was wondering if there was a way to edit all outgoing videos to include uncensored news about China, videos of Tiananmen, etc. so that way they'd either have to deal with democracy or pay us for our shit.
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I often times will walk right by a toilet and pee in a sink in a public restroom
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"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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I consider the beginning of the new NFL season a measure of success regarding my own survival. Since my birthday is arbitrary it doesn't matter if I make it to that, but if I can make it to Week 1, I feel like I can breathe a sigh of relief. Also, it feels like one of those things where I wouldn't want to die til the offseason, so it's a few extra months on top of that. I started feeling this way when my uncle died before the '09 season after his Steelers were coming off a Superbowl win and he never got a chance to see them defend. They didnt even make the playoffs so I guess he went out on a high note, but I'm sure he would have preferred another season.
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My left nostril was clogged all day and I blew and blew but it just wouldn't unclog. It's finally unclogged and in the first breath the only thing I smell is all the blood from blowing all day.
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Eye brings up a good debate topic: Is it better to go out on top or keep going until you know for sure you're done?
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How often do you think a successful rape reversal is pulled off? I would say the ideal rape reversal situation would be an arrogant alpha male trying to rape a guy out of dominance, then the victim, who is gay as shit, turns it around and rapes out of pleasure. I think a true rape reversal has to change intent too.
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Sep 8 2011, 08:21 PM
Would you be crushed if your son didn't like the same sports teams you do?
no just as long as its not yankees/duke/clemson/steelers
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Jawa
Sep 11 2011, 01:02 AM
I often times will walk right by a toilet and pee in a sink in a public restroom
i have pissed in 38 different public sinks so far
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Sep 26 2011, 06:14 PM
Jawa
Sep 11 2011, 01:02 AM
I often times will walk right by a toilet and pee in a sink in a public restroom
i have pissed in 38 different public sinks so far
I'm amazed you kept count!
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i love when nudes are leaked
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A girl who was hot for my balls in college got married a year ago to this pudgy ugly guy and I thought to my self "Wow, if I was into her that would easily have been me" and felt a tinge of regret (she had gotten better looking since college, which played its role). Anyways, now I see her decent-looking sister is engaged to this other pudgy ugly guy and realized wait a minute, girls like guys who look like their dads. I did the maths and realized their dad must have been some pudgy ugly guy. That means bad genes, and moral of the story is any regret I felt has been thoroughly lost.
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Oct 22 2011, 04:55 PM
A girl who was hot for my balls in college got married a year ago to this pudgy ugly guy and I thought to my self "Wow, if I was into her that would easily have been me" and felt a tinge of regret (she had gotten better looking since college, which played its role). Anyways, now I see her decent-looking sister is engaged to this other pudgy ugly guy and realized wait a minute, girls like guys who look like their dads. I did the maths and realized their dad must have been some pudgy ugly guy. That means bad genes, and moral of the story is any regret I felt has been thoroughly lost.
AND NO I'M NOT PUDGY AND UGLY
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EDDIE FUCKS CATS
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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TheEyebrow
Oct 22 2011, 04:57 PM
AND NO I'M NOT PUDGY AND UGLY
No, but if you were you'd get more chixxx. GET WORKING ON IT!
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The Wizard of Goz
Sep 26 2011, 07:08 PM
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Sep 26 2011, 06:14 PM
Jawa
Sep 11 2011, 01:02 AM
I often times will walk right by a toilet and pee in a sink in a public restroom
i have pissed in 38 different public sinks so far
I'm amazed you kept count!
make it 39 boys
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It would be sweet if you could rapidly speed up your ability to shit so that if you were ever drowning, you could keep swallowing water and shitting it out to create an ass jet to push yourself to the surface.

Further, if I did have to die by drowning, I'd prefer it were in a pool of Gatorade or something so I could taste something pleasant as I died.
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Nov 14 2011, 06:21 PM
It would be sweet if you could rapidly speed up your ability to shit so that if you were ever drowning, you could keep swallowing water and shitting it out to create an ass jet to push yourself to the surface.

Further, if I did have to die by drowning, I'd prefer it were in a pool of Gatorade or something so I could taste something pleasant as I died.
But then what happens when you get to the surface of the water and stop swallowing water, would you go back under and continue the cycle?
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