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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM (5,433 Views) | |
| nflstreetlegend | Apr 28 2011, 11:39 PM Post #101 |
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godzillas son is the height of a small japanese boy |
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| TheEyebrow | May 13 2011, 01:34 PM Post #102 |
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Since chicks gotta separate their vaginas and peeholes so they don't piss all over the baby, I wonder if there's ever been a mutated dude born with 2 penises and one's set up for pee while the other was exclusively cum. |
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| CanadianCrippler | May 21 2011, 04:30 PM Post #103 |
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The most underrated spot in a batting order is #2. The leadoff/#3/cleanup hitters usually get all the attention. Some managers even put OPS sinkholes in the #2 spot under some bullshit premise that they can bunt or do the little things well. The player types I think are most suited for the #2 spot are either a high walks/doubles type, or a guy who can consistently shoot the ball through the right side (if the 1st baseman is holding a runner on). |
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| TheEyebrow | Jul 5 2011, 08:09 PM Post #104 |
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Gay dudes can dress like chicks if they want, but they should use deodorant made for a man. I understand if they like the smell of the female kind better, but this is about strength, and you just can't ignore your body type for everything. |
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| HBJabroni | Jul 7 2011, 03:18 PM Post #105 |
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they can just use Secret, its strong enough for a man but made for a woman |
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| TheEyebrow | Jul 8 2011, 12:07 AM Post #106 |
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Back in the 90's if you were a walking phone book you were really helpful. Nowadays you've been skirted aside by cell phones and your friends probably think you're autistic. |
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| TheEyebrow | Jul 29 2011, 09:24 PM Post #107 |
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SCENARIO: Imagine you have a middle-aged dog and your future wife is moving in but is allergic to dogs. She wants you to get rid of it but you say no, you're going to keep it. QUESTION: Is it morally acceptable to compromise by intentionally letting your dog live a gluttonous lifestyle (Like let it eat whatever it wants, smoke cigarettes, etc.) that would inevitably lower its lifespan? |
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| El Creepo H | Jul 30 2011, 11:33 AM Post #108 |
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hahahahahhahahahahahhaha |
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| The Wizard of Goz | Jul 30 2011, 11:49 AM Post #109 |
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If you can get a dog to smoke cigarettes, then you should let that dog smoke like a chimney. |
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| Gandy | Jul 30 2011, 12:40 PM Post #110 |
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yes |
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| TheEyebrow | Aug 9 2011, 01:59 AM Post #111 |
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If your reality show doesn't have at least 1 italian, it's destined to fail. |
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| Gandy | Aug 26 2011, 01:16 PM Post #112 |
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What does jello look like if you stir it as it solidifies? |
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| TheEyebrow | Aug 26 2011, 11:07 PM Post #113 |
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I've always liked TGoz's hat in the banner cause it looks like a Ravens hat
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| nflstreetlegend | Aug 26 2011, 11:53 PM Post #114 |
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when im tired im become my greatest |
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| El Creepo H | Aug 27 2011, 11:48 AM Post #115 |
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incredible thought |
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| TheEyebrow | Sep 6 2011, 02:51 AM Post #116 |
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Does anyone else ever get a fart where it takes a while getting to your butt and it feels like death incarnate is rolling around inside you? Not sharp pain, but just broad abdomen and pelvic pain that slowly rises and falls? Fuck those farts. |
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| The Wizard of Goz | Sep 7 2011, 08:23 PM Post #117 |
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It does but it's actually an FSU hat! |
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| TheEyebrow | Sep 8 2011, 08:21 PM Post #118 |
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Would you be crushed if your son didn't like the same sports teams you do? |
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| El Creepo H | Sep 9 2011, 05:46 PM Post #119 |
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Considering that most of my favorite teams are hated by everyone (GO COWBOYS/HEAT/PENGUINS!), I'd understand why. |
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| TomAss | Sep 9 2011, 11:00 PM Post #120 |
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You don't walk across a bridge. You walk across whatever that bridge is over.
Edited by TomAss, Sep 9 2011, 11:00 PM.
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