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Worthless thoughts
Topic Started: Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM (5,435 Views)
TheEyebrow
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In the future when spaceships are readily available, we'll be able to take all the crazy overpopulation conspiracists, tell them we're sending them to form a new colony somewhere, and just let them drift away peacefully.
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nflstreetlegend
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wacky ladies with the crust of there lips all leaking all over the place
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TheEyebrow
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If you froze your boner inside some exactly-boner-sized hole in the ice so that it was stuck at all sides, would it hurt as your dick went flaccid but you were still stuck in full boner shape?
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TheEyebrow
Feb 11 2011, 11:51 PM
If you froze your boner inside some exactly-boner-sized hole in the ice so that it was stuck at all sides, would it hurt as your dick went flaccid but you were still stuck in full boner shape?
yea i would think it would hurt you by the skin or you would get the black dick and not the good black dick either
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They've got those shirts with drawings of boobies on the chest, so it's sorta like you're topless as a joke. But if you printed an actual nude body onto a shirt whole way round, would it be labeled pornography that could get you in legal trouble or would it still count as a joke? And if it is indecent, what's the line between drawn boobies and printed real boobies at which point it becomes illegal?
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TheEyebrow
Feb 13 2011, 11:56 PM
They've got those shirts with drawings of boobies on the chest, so it's sorta like you're topless as a joke. But if you printed an actual nude body onto a shirt whole way round, would it be labeled pornography that could get you in legal trouble or would it still count as a joke? And if it is indecent, what's the line between drawn boobies and printed real boobies at which point it becomes illegal?
idk man but im sure they would try to get you for indecent exposure
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Do you ever wonder what any one particular celebrity is doing at an exact moment in time? Like, what was I doing exactly when Kim Kardashian took the most disgusting, explosive shit of her life? Typing this post? Maybe, you never know.
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FUCK YEA BOY CLOWNEY GOIN TO CAROLINA BABY FUCK YEEEEEEEEEES
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David Clowney?
"Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter"
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Doink The
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Herp the Derp
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
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"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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Why do people love to back into parking spots? Do they know that that makes them gay?
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so i went to El Cerro with my lady the other day and i went to take a shit and when i walk in the bathroom dude is standing at the urinal just goin at his dick like it killed his parents or something
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Damn ppl are so fuckin stupid
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Since the Iowa governor election, we've seen the end of multiple charities, an end to a casino-backed funding project that went directly to charities and schools, we're now seeing 39 out of 55 IWD (Iowa Workforce Development) centers close, and we're seeing a record number of state employees being laidoff or having their positions erased. All this, and we're hiking income taxes while cutting corporate tax. Does this not sound like a recipe for fucking disaster or what?

All this, and the guy is drawing TWO government paychecks (one for his previous term, one for his current term). His reasoning for drawing two paychecks is because of "a sacrifice to serve". So, he's sacrificing, but state workers aren't? What? Am I watching fucking Fox News or something?

Rumor is, my health care provider has a giant target on its back, and is next in line for cuts....
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i hate it when i clip my fingernails too short
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Jawa
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I played hookie from hospital clinicals today thinking I'd get to sleep in, but my wife is sick and I had to get up with my son anyway
"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books
"sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her
"TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them
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TomAss
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Man, fuck weather. 60+ on Friday and snow today? Suck my dick, clouds!
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nflstreetlegend
Feb 17 2011, 01:38 PM
so i went to El Cerro with my lady the other day and i went to take a shit and when i walk in the bathroom dude is standing at the urinal just goin at his dick like it killed his parents or something
That's why I try my best never to shit in public man.
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man i tell you what its nice to have money
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