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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM (5,428 Views) | |
| TheEyebrow | Jan 16 2011, 04:11 AM Post #1 |
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Have you ever been caught in a spontaneous pun contest, where you and a friendly competitor suddenly began going back and forth with puns, each trying to top the last? That's fun. But after a while you reach a strange point. At this point, you have the potential for more puns BUT you also begin to feel pressure that the contest has run out of steam and is possibly no longer fun for participants or onlookers. It's difficult to decide whether to continue or not, as there seems to be no natural or socially agreed-upon end to a pun contest. And that indeed is my worthless thought. |
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| El Creepo H | Jan 16 2011, 09:51 AM Post #2 |
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| Jawa | Jan 17 2011, 01:46 PM Post #3 |
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If you don't like my puns just OUT AND SAY IT! |
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books "sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her "TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them | |
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| nflstreetlegend | Jan 18 2011, 12:54 AM Post #4 |
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I LIKE POTATOES |
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| TheEyebrow | Jan 22 2011, 08:42 PM Post #5 |
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Are the bars closer together in women's prisons to avoid their smaller bodies slipping through? |
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| nflstreetlegend | Jan 23 2011, 12:35 AM Post #6 |
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man i hate them cheat hax |
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| TomAss | Jan 25 2011, 04:02 PM Post #7 |
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Were there really "member dice" in Conquer Club? I'm pretty sure there was. |
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| TheEyebrow | Jan 25 2011, 04:04 PM Post #8 |
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No there weren't no stinking member dice! That's just a loser's excuse! |
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| nflstreetlegend | Jan 25 2011, 11:43 PM Post #9 |
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"destined for greatness" |
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| TomAss | Jan 26 2011, 02:56 PM Post #10 |
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Alex Riley's finisher should be called the A-Bomb so that the announcers can say "AN A-BOMB.... FROM A-RI!" |
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| El Creepo H | Jan 26 2011, 03:13 PM Post #11 |
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Hello, here's ALEX WRIGHT. |
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| Jawa | Jan 26 2011, 10:20 PM Post #12 |
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I was thinking the other day about how a president who was a baby boomer wouldn't potentially have been born had there never been a war, so if Adolf Hitler had never started World War II we may not have Obama as a president so fuck you Adolf we finally get to knock you down a peg |
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books "sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her "TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them | |
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| Jawa | Jan 26 2011, 10:28 PM Post #13 |
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Nevermind Obama wasn't a baby boomer but he's still a nig |
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"SEXYEDDIE" EddieJ1984: i love readun books "sexyeddie"eddiej1984: Plus i like to stare into her eyes while i fuck her "TheEyebrow" theeyebrow: when life gives you lemons, jack off into the lemons and eat them | |
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| nflstreetlegend | Jan 31 2011, 12:37 PM Post #14 |
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wanna ride on a blimp |
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| TomAss | Feb 2 2011, 05:09 PM Post #15 |
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dude i want to ride ona blimp before i die |
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| TheEyebrow | Feb 2 2011, 07:15 PM Post #16 |
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I hate when I inadvertently make a noise I didn't know I made, so I get all freaked out. Like sometimes my nose is semi-blocked so I breathe in and it sounds like someone behind me just sniffed right in my ear, so I freak out and spin around but see nobody. Then I feel like a jackass standing the wrong way with my nose all clogged up and shit. Then you turn back around to return to your business and BAM that's when the nose-sniffer stabs you. Didn't expect that didja? Worthless thoughts. |
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| nflstreetlegend | Feb 2 2011, 07:22 PM Post #17 |
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Smells like burning hair |
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| The Wizard of Goz | Feb 2 2011, 10:33 PM Post #18 |
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Omega hates that too, it interferes with his sniffing of seats |
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| The Wizard of Goz | Feb 2 2011, 10:37 PM Post #19 |
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Don't you hate when you go to merge during rush hour, then some jerk goes around you in the shoulder only to go 50 feet further and merge? He's saving himself maybe 10 seconds of total travel time and being a dick in the process. Maybe its just in my head, but I think its one of the rules of the road to not go around someone who is merging only to merge in front of them. That is of course unless they merge WAY too early. Then everyone goes around them. You'd think its a fine line but its really not, its easy to spot the ones that merge too early. |
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| TomAss | Feb 2 2011, 10:59 PM Post #20 |
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Man, i hate when someone rides my ass and then I move over a lane and... THEY DONT PASS ME |
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