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Replacements for talk show host
Topic Started: Jan 14 2010, 02:56 PM (404 Views)
CanadianCrippler
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I thought this list was so bad, it had enough comedic material to warrant posting.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/13/the.frisky.ladies.night/index.html?hpt=Sbin

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Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen already does exactly what late-night guys do: interviews, gags, and funny segments. But we'd argue she does them better. Not to mention, the girl can shake her groove thang!

Kathy Griffin. Sure, the censor is going to get carpal tunnel syndrome pushing the bleep button over and over again, but as we've seen from her reality show, she's funny off the cuff. And she has an Emmy to show for it!

Olivia Munn. She's been kickin' butt in the boys club forever. A gamer, nerd, and hilarious hottie, G4's Olivia and jokes go together like R2-D2 and C-3PO.

Chelsea Handler. Um, duh! She's already got a late show on E! that is awesome. Why not take her to a major network?

Whoopi Goldberg. She's too funny to be on "The View." Daytime doesn't let her say what she really wants to. And heck, if she can deal with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, she can handle anything. Joy Behar and Sheri Sheppard have their own shows -- it's about time Whoopi got hers.

Amy Poehler. The wild card. She's wacky, smart, and lovable -- a winning late-night combo. After her tenure on "Saturday Night Live," she's no stranger to fast-paced comedy shows and late night. And heck, she's already shown she can out-joke her "Weekend Update" partner-turned-late-night-guy, Jimmy Fallon.
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Silo
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Those are pretty terrible, I'd rather see Jimmy Fallon over any of them, including Leno
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TheEyebrow
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I have to start with respect for Ellen and Whoopi, who I both think are good interviewers and also are rare exceptions to the women-dont-understand-comedy rule.

But other than that, my argument is that exact women-dont-understand-comedy rule. What idiotic feminist wrote this bullshit...Chelsea Handler ugh...

Remember when Mario Lopez/other guys did that 'The View' spinoff for males and it crashed and burned because it was so horrible and men have next to no skill at chit-chatting about gossip for hours on end? That's what happens everytime a woman tries writing her own jokes.
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TomAss
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I think Ellen could be pretty good actually.
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The Wizard of Goz
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I'd rather watch paint dry, thanks
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Gandy
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I pretty much hate Chelsea Handler more than anything. And that was before she ridiculed my cousin on tv.

I love Ellen though. I say involve her in everything.
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El Creepo H
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whose your cousin?
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Jan 15 2010, 08:21 PM
whose your cousin?
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El Creepo H
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your cousin is racist baby?
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