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Daily mail: MOAR FAIL
Topic Started: May 15 2008, 05:00 PM (1,320 Views)
DMHowe
Do not try and eat the cake, only try and realise the truth.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/f...MAIL&ICL=TOPART

Sing it with me folks:

My roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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Waffles
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talking about death and of the "black parade" — a place where emos believe they go after they die.

LMFAO.
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Inphoar
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HAHAHAHA! Wow, that's all I have on the matter. i know I shouldn't be laughing at death, and I'm not, just how they all think emo means suicide...
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DMHowe
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Read the comments though!

Life failers
 
We should be banning these 'bands'.

- Donald Dehaviland, Fleet


F***ing 'tard.
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picollo no.
Wolfos
I think this horrible piece of Propaganda should just be shut down. All the Mail is, is an excuse to have a go at immigrants and anyone who doesn't fit into their social or moral standards. I mean oh wow immigrants coming into Britain thats new isn't it, I mean it's only been happening for like the last 2000 years. And this article itself shows they have no understanding of current pop culture, I men many of my friends are emo's and they are largely happy enjoying their music and fashion.
I'd send a complaint letter in but as I know they will just push it aside there is no point bothering.
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DMHowe
Do not try and eat the cake, only try and realise the truth.
picollo no.
May 15 2008, 06:17 PM
I think this horrible piece of Propaganda should just be shut down. All the Mail is, is an excuse to have a go at immigrants and anyone who doesn't fit into their social or moral standards. I mean oh wow immigrants coming into Britain thats new isn't it, I mean it's only been happening for like the last 2000 years. And this article itself shows they have no understanding of current pop culture, I men many of my friends are emo's and they are largely happy enjoying their music and fashion.
I'd send a complaint letter in but as I know they will just push it aside there is no point bothering.

Do it anyway, you might get a response.

:D
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Inphoar
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They also need to look up the Black Parade more. XD
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Waffles
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I tried to post a comment saying suicide is the lulz, but there's like 50 CAPTCHAs.
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DMHowe
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Posted Image

:D /b/ is more of a threat than emo bands.

Other lollersome images:

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picollo no.
Wolfos
Dark Master Howe
May 15 2008, 06:18 PM
picollo no.
May 15 2008, 06:17 PM
I think this horrible piece of Propaganda should just be shut down. All the Mail is, is an excuse to have a go at immigrants and anyone who doesn't fit into their social or moral standards. I mean oh wow immigrants coming into Britain thats new isn't it, I mean it's only been happening for like the last 2000 years. And this article itself shows they have no understanding of current pop culture, I men many of my friends are emo's and they are largely happy enjoying their music and fashion.
I'd send a complaint letter in but as I know they will just push it aside there is no point bothering.

Do it anyway, you might get a response.

:D

May be I will. How's this for a start:

Dear you intolerant piece of sh!t

I am writing in to complain at this absolutely horrid and f***ed up Neo-Nazi propaganda you market as a newspaper. If this is what it means to be a conservative I'm glad I'm strongly on the left wing with my socialist beliefs as I'd hate to be such an ignorant and intolerant prick who believes I'm better than someone else because of where I happened to be born...




Too much swearing maybe?
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Waffles
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/b/'s awe-inspired. Anonymous > everyone. OOOOO!!! You could send them tub girl as an apology token.
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Levus28
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That's just proposterous! Emo is not entirely a cult but is merely a fad that's lasting a while. It will soon die out and next thing you know we'll be thinking that Jazz is the shiz while wearing nothing at all.

Hell I'd go into that fad.

She hanged herself because she was depressed. And listening to that cruddy music is bound to make someone depressed.

Yes, the daily mail = epic fail.
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DMHowe
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picollo no.
May 15 2008, 06:24 PM
Dark Master Howe
May 15 2008, 06:18 PM
picollo no.
May 15 2008, 06:17 PM
I think this horrible piece of Propaganda should just be shut down. All the Mail is, is an excuse to have a go at immigrants and anyone who doesn't fit into their social or moral standards. I mean oh wow immigrants coming into Britain thats new isn't it, I mean it's only been happening for like the last 2000 years. And this article itself shows they have no understanding of current pop culture, I men many of my friends are emo's and they are largely happy enjoying their music and fashion.
I'd send a complaint letter in but as I know they will just push it aside there is no point bothering.

Do it anyway, you might get a response.

:D

May be I will. How's this for a start:

Dear you intolerant piece of sh!t

I am writing in to complain at this absolutely horrid and f***ed up Neo-Nazi propaganda you market as a newspaper. If this is what it means to be a conservative I'm glad I'm strongly on the left wing with my socialist beliefs as I'd hate to be such an ignorant and intolerant prick who believes I'm better than someone else because of where I happened to be born...




Too much swearing maybe?

Try this:

Dear scare-mongering twatbags,
I am writing to inform you that your recent article on emos made me giggle. Why? Because apparently you have no grasp of sub-cultures and it's never occurred to you to look inwards as to why youths act out, instead blaming anything you can. Violent video games, music, anything you like. Tell you what, blame jews. Yeah. I went there. I rekon it'd be fitting for people like you. Whilst we're at it, let's blame the kids themselves for being depressed. Obvious bad parenting does nothing.

I hope you enjoy your crusade, and I will be sending you a painting of der fuhrer to go on your wall.

Yours, anonymous.


Too harsh?
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picollo no.
Wolfos
Dark Master Howe
May 15 2008, 06:30 PM
Try this:

Dear scare-mongering twatbags,
I am writing to inform you that your recent article on emos made me giggle. Why? Because apparently you have no grasp of sub-cultures and it's never occurred to you to look inwards as to why youths act out, instead blaming anything you can. Violent video games, music, anything you like. Tell you what, blame jews. Yeah. I went there. I rekon it'd be fitting for people like you. Whilst we're at it, let's blame the kids themselves for being depressed. Obvious bad parenting does nothing.

I hope you enjoy your crusade, and I will be sending you a painting of der fuhrer to go on your wall.

Yours, anonymous.


Too harsh?

Thats good but I don't really mind I just want a good rant at them for being so stupid and ignorant of the culture they're trying to protect from the natsy Polish who see it as their sole purpose to destroy Britain, Britain always having existed as a single unified Anglo-Saxon nation where no one has immigrated to until about a few years ago.
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TimeShift
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Meh, I don't like emos. It's a really stupid idea.
"ZOMG, I have a problem in my life!! I think I will cut myself to show everyone that I hate my life!!"
I don't care if most teenagers want to 'express themselves', becoming 'emotional' isn't a good way of going about it. It's quite frankly sad. I also don't mind if you reply to this saying that either you or your mates are emos and that you don't mind emos just because of this fact. Because I am happy that I am not suicidal, like most teenagers. I'm sane.

Note to emos: Cut your hair, wipe off your damned black make-up, be happy in life and don't kill yourself, wear loose/baggy jeans and wear a jumper.
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DMHowe
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TimeShift
May 15 2008, 06:55 PM
Note to emos: Cut your hair, wipe off your damned black make-up, be happy in life and don't kill yourself, wear loose/baggy jeans and wear a jumper.

Get some flares.

They're win. Honestly, the package room. If you go commando, you won't go back.

Seriously.
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Waffles
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TimeShift
May 15 2008, 05:55 PM
"ZOMG, I have a problem in my life!! I think I will cut myself to show everyone that I hate my life!!"

People don't self harm as a trophy. People self harm to make themselves feel like the suffering that they are feeling in life is just. As if everyone has given up on them, even they cannot bring themselves to respect who they are.
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DMHowe
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Waffles
May 15 2008, 07:00 PM
TimeShift
May 15 2008, 05:55 PM
"ZOMG, I have a problem in my life!! I think I will cut myself to show everyone that I hate my life!!"

People don't self harm as a trophy. People self harm to make themselves feel like the suffering that they are feeling in life is just. As if everyone has given up on them, even they cannot bring themselves to respect who they are.

If you self harm and have loving parents, you should kill yourself.

You're too arrogant to enjoy life.

AN HERO! DO IT!
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Blaze
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Some describe it as a cult or a sect, but in reality the term — derived from the word "emotional" — encapsulates a trend that is becoming hugely popular among Britain's schoolchildren.

Emos? Popular? Anything but. To be honest, people are always ganging up on emos...

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A trans-Atlantic import, its followers dress in black, favouring tight jeans, T-shirts, studded belts and sneakers or skater shoes.

Hair is all-important: often dyed black and straightened, it is worn in a long fringe brushed to one side of the face.

Music also plays a critical role.

Emos like guitar-based rock with emotional lyrics.


Wow. What a load of bull sh!t.
Not all "emo followers" dress in black and favorite the above. Just the majority that they have seen.

Hair... Yes, maybe it is often like that. But, what about when it isn't?

Music... Well, I've listened to "emo" music before, but nothing has happened to me. No slits on my wrists. I'm not the emo described above. Anything but.

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"To me, emos skateboard a lot, dress in darker colours and listen to alternative rock music.


No... They don't skate a lot... I have seen one person who considers themselves emo skating. Thats it...
Yes, they do tend to dress in darker colours.
Another thing about music... They don't listen to alternative rock. Not all of them. Not every single one.

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Naive, misguided or just plain stupid.

But then, that's always been the trouble with some teenagers. And the danger of emo.

The danger of emo? The danger of what the same article called music earlier? Not every single emo slits their wrists and kills themselves... Wow, some do. Misleading statistics...
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DMHowe
Do not try and eat the cake, only try and realise the truth.
On the subject of your sig waffles:

Jack Dingley after reading the article
 
Jack Dingley (*) Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est (*) come with us now on a journey through time and space.... says:
read it
Jack Dingley (*) Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est (*) come with us now on a journey through time and space.... says:
its not really funny
Jack Dingley (*) Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est (*) come with us now on a journey through time and space.... says:
someone killed themselves...
  I don't see why knowing so many swear words means I have a limited vocabulary..    says:
It is, because they're idiots.
Jack Dingley (*) Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est (*) come with us now on a journey through time and space.... says:
sure the parents blame emoism


At first I was like :|
But then :^0 I lol'd
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