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The E3 'Fantastic Announcement
Topic Started: Mar 17 2008, 06:42 PM (2,720 Views)
Cieran
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Celebrate with cake!
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DMHowe
Jul 16 2008, 03:33 PM
Noolsey
Jul 16 2008, 08:10 AM
Imagine three pedophiles sitting on three different benches. A child sees that they're handing out three different sweets. One of them, is handing out a cheap one, with an outer coating which isn't particularly tasty, but has a sweet delicious caramel inside which somehow expands every month. The second is handing out Tia Maria chocolates. While it's tasty, you soon find that he was the first one there and lots of other kids, now drunken, have chosen him. they're now running around shouting at people. The third is a small, skinny, fairly clean guy. Instead of the other kinds of sweets he offers a Curly Wurly. While it offers something new and exciting, because it's a completely different shape, there is no real substance to it, and you'll wish you had chosen one of the other sweets.

That is the current generation of consoles.

And what's the PC?

In Noolsey's eyes? An angel with golden wings, carrying buckets of awesome to give out to the children, before flying away using a portal gun :p...
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picollo no.
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Wonder how many people on this forum actually like Nintendo anymore ?:/
I suppose there will always be the memories of Nintendo actually being good.
There is absolutely nothing there that interests me, nothing at all not even Animal Crossings as I haven't even been able to get into that series.
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Noolsey
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DMHowe
Jul 16 2008, 02:33 PM
Noolsey
Jul 16 2008, 08:10 AM
Imagine three pedophiles sitting on three different benches. A child sees that they're handing out three different sweets. One of them, is handing out a cheap one, with an outer coating which isn't particularly tasty, but has a sweet delicious caramel inside which somehow expands every month. The second is handing out Tia Maria chocolates. While it's tasty, you soon find that he was the first one there and lots of other kids, now drunken, have chosen him. they're now running around shouting at people. The third is a small, skinny, fairly clean guy. Instead of the other kinds of sweets he offers a Curly Wurly. While it offers something new and exciting, because it's a completely different shape, there is no real substance to it, and you'll wish you had chosen one of the other sweets.

That is the current generation of consoles.

And what's the PC?

The PC is the guy that owns the shop on the corner. He costs a little more, but isn't going to F*** you.
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Chunks
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The Internet told me I wasnt good enough so I hung myself D:
OMG! That'sthe worst E3 ever, this just pushes me to buy a 360 even more. can someone tell me whats been announced for it?
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picollo no.
Wolfos
The way Nintendo's going cashing in my Wii for another console keeps seeming like a more attractive proposition each time. Damn you few Wii games I actually like hindering my plans X-( .
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See personally I'm just awesome, I traded the Wii in about a year ago? :smug:
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picollo no.
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Razberi
Jul 16 2008, 06:30 PM
See personally I'm just awesome, I traded the Wii in about a year ago? :smug:

I sense shenanigans :suss:
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Cieran
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Celebrate with cake!
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Shenanigans?...

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DMHowe
Do not try and eat the cake, only try and realise the truth.
Cieran
Jul 16 2008, 06:47 PM
Shenanigans?...

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*sigh*

Fanboys isn't funny anymore.

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Cieran
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Slackerz is hilarious for surreality. Fanboys is still brilliant. And they're ALL better than CAD...
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picollo no.
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Cieran
Jul 16 2008, 06:47 PM
Shenanigans?...

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Thats right shenanigans. (will stop now as I no longe remember what I'm going on about.)
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Mark1006
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That's Limerick Citaaayy
On topic:Yay, yet another WW11 call of duty ¬_¬
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fullbleed
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He died how he lived, in a noisy car.
PC has the best line up this year I can tell you, a ton of exclusives and pretty much all of the multiplatfrom games that we've seen on 360 and PS3 including FF XIII. Though I don't really care about that game, I'm just pysched for STALKER Clear Sky and Left 4 Dead.

EDIT: Best of E3 people, this trailer blow everything else away! I don't think anything else shown at E3 had quite as much content as this. :p

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36746.html?type=

Make sure you watch it upto the crotch shot. ;)
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Noolsey
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So that's why the new Duke Nukem isn't ready. They've been working on this.
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Mark1006
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That's Limerick Citaaayy
Mark1006
Jul 18 2008, 10:18 AM
On topic:Yay, yet another WW11 call of duty ¬_¬

I take that back, the trailer looks awesome,and you don't just fight in the Pacific, there's Europe too :)
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If you're looking for me, i'm in Ryan's boxers
I like how there's a "Watch in HD" version of the trailer :x
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