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    I almost died today.
    Topic Started: Sep 14 2010, 07:13 PM (446 Views)
    Angel of Light
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    I almost drowned when I was a kid, too. And then my parents got me into swimming lessons...I was at a girl scout meeting, too, and the girls just stood around, watched, and laugh. My dad jumped in and helped me though.

    Awww ... that's mean. I would've jumped in ... and subsequently drowned beside you, but still.

    Also, DrFred, it's never really been a priory of my family to do something like that =P . I've been slowly learning myself, though, whenever I go to a friends house who has a pool.
    "Ah ... what is this mysterical place?"

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    Haha! Thanks.

    My girl scout troop was extremely mean to me. They took me behind a shed and punched, but I decked them out.

    I almost died that day because my dad was so pissed off....
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    Pissed of because of self defence? I don't get it.
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    I also used to jump out in front of cars alot when I was a kid.
    I was lucky that I was never hit by one...
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    I remember going to a local pool here with my best friends when I was 6, and jumping into the water and almost drowning. I blame the child brain.

    Also, I can't swim. My mom signed me and my sister up for lessons, after 1 or 2 it basically ended up stopping for us. So no swimming for me.
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    Simply pure faggotry.
    I almost died when I almost didn't press the A Button that would have made Mario hit the goomba.

    Thank. God.
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    Nice.

    I've never had a near death experience, but a kid in my class told me today about how he was going at full speed on a tricycle when he was 6 and literally got hit by a Semi.
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    Ohh ... that's bad. But how fast is fastest on a tricycle?
    Edited by theNublar, Sep 16 2010, 11:45 PM.
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    The fact that he's not responding is probably proof that he's trolling. If he really got punctured in the chest like that, they would have kept him there overnight, and he probably wouldn't have even been able to stand properly, forget walking.

    I could just be being a naggy bitch, but if this happened during the day, he wouldn't be able to post it at 7:00PM at night. I stubbed my toe 3 days ago and it still hurts. Now put a big stick/thing/metal, whatever in your chest? GG.
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    I don't know why, but when I fly to the states, I get like superly statically charged, and I'm not allowed to touch electronics for a week once arriving in the US. If I do, I'll short circuit whatever I touch.
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    So? That's nothing. I'm not allowed to go into other provinces/states/countries/continents at all or else I'll shit a nuke that takes out half of that province/state/country/continent.
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    I want to be your sidekick Dr. Shitnukes!
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    Ohh ... that's bad. But how fast is fastest on a tricycle?


    idk but he was like going down a REALLY steep, paved hill or something and WHAM got hit by a semi.
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    The fact that he's not responding is probably proof that he's trolling. If he really got punctured in the chest like that, they would have kept him there overnight, and he probably wouldn't have even been able to stand properly, forget walking.

    I could just be being a naggy bitch, but if this happened during the day, he wouldn't be able to post it at 7:00PM at night. I stubbed my toe 3 days ago and it still hurts. Now put a big stick/thing/metal, whatever in your chest? GG.

    No, our little friend lighting lost one of his privileges for a few days.
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