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The Marvelous (if not amazing) Adventures of Pix Starter; A choose your own story fiction.
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Unsound M	Apr 7 2010, 09:31 PM Post #1
crazy sexy, and sexy crazy Posts: 5,371 Group: Articuno Member #4,536 Joined: September 9, 2007 Coins 15	I have been working on a Choose What Happens Next Fiction over at the MS Paint Adventures Forum, and I thought I'd post what I have so far. All the line above the pictures starting with a ">" are suggestions from actual members. They suggest what should happen next and I write the story accordingly. If you want to make a suggestion you can always view the actual topic via the link in my sig. The Marvelous (if not amazing) Adventures of Pix Starter This is Pix Starter. He has recently come across a rather disturbing truth... He has come to realize that he doesn't exists. Through a series of events that I will not bother to recap (but trust me, they were really, really amazing) he has come to the conclusion that he is nothing more than character in a comic, most likely a poorly written web comic of some form, and thus doesn't truly exist. The problem is, nobody will believe him, and these odd voices in his head keep telling him what to do. > How are you dealing with the finding out that you don't actually exist? That you're actions are at the whims of an author and a few foolish internet drones? Are you feeling depressed? That damn voice returns to Pix's head. It seems that it feels like now would be a good time to realize how much stuff sucks. > Examine the room Pix takes a look around his house, because that seems to be the thing that the voices want him to do. He isn't one for owning material goods, which is his way of telling the ladies that he is flat broke and doesn't own a damn thing. His loan Wardrobe sits in the corner. > Dance for our amusement, slave. MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO... DANCE > Is the Wardrobe on loan, or is that a typo? Pix takes a look out of the 4th wall. He has now realized that his life is in the hands of a writer who can't spell. > WE SAID DANCE AND DANCE YOU SHALL. SLAV. > Dancing will make you feel better, man. Just dance it out. > DANCE LEETLE MAN, DANCE! Pix really lets loose. Good thing nobody is here to see this crazy, off the hook, mildly erotic dance of his... except the many people he is aware of watching in through the 4th wall. > When you're done go ahead and check out the contents of the wardrobe. "That's right ladies. These are all mine." Chicks really dig a man who has good taste in ties. > Have you considered learning telekinesis, or are your arms simply invisible unless needed? Damn. It looks like the artist went with some freaky Rayman shit. Pix have two hands, but where the hell are his arms? > Put on your most provocative tie. Legally Pix cannot put on his most provocative tie anymore... not after the "incident". He settles with his favorite tie. Red really brings out the SEXY in everything. > hmm... set yourself on fire and jump out the window. A broke bloke like Pix doesn't have the money for luxurious things like matches- or a window for that matter. > Time to start convincing the world of it's artificiality, roll out! Pix decides it is time to stop giving the voices in his head a tour of his apartment. He is on a mission. He steps out into the main hallway of the apartment building he lives in. The Crazy Ass Landlady has a thing for the color purple, and has taken upon herself to color all the halls in every shade of purple she can get her hands on. > Try to sneak past her; she's most likely not in a good mood. Oh she is never in a good mood, that crazy bitch is always- oh crap. Looks like she heard you in the hallway. > Anticipate her strike and counter-attack like a martial artist Pix quickly converts his tie into a Ninja Headband of Awesomeness. The Crazy Ass Landlady does not seem very amused by this. > Punch the craziness out of her already Here he goes. This is it. Pix are going to show her who is boss around- HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A CAT!!! > Tell the crazy lady that she and her cat are fictional. > Pix! Snorgle that cat! > Bark fiercely to intimidate the cat! Those would all be really great ideas, if it weren't for the fact that Pix is having HIS BLOODY EYES SLICED OUT! The Crazy Ass Landlady gathers two more cats as backup. > Quick! Slam your head against the wall! This seems like the only logical thing to do. THAT IS ALL AT THE MOMENT
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Picklegod	Apr 7 2010, 09:55 PM Post #2
Don't you agree, Zach? Posts: 5,078 Group: Former Staff Member #11,349 Joined: October 23, 2008 Coins 3	Haha! That's pretty good. I wish I could dance like Pix.
	Foremost is the chromatic substance accomplishment to Picklegod! Pickle contributes to all parts of the forum, stays astir, and mostly is awful to everyone he meets. A wonderful, intelligent somebody, Pickle testament now better us with every day NF decisions. Approval Picklgod! -afrad15


Unsound M	Apr 8 2010, 07:59 AM Post #3
crazy sexy, and sexy crazy Posts: 5,371 Group: Articuno Member #4,536 Joined: September 9, 2007 Coins 15	Thanks PG. I'll update as I get more commands over at the MSPA forums
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Unsound M	Apr 10 2010, 12:31 PM Post #4
crazy sexy, and sexy crazy Posts: 5,371 Group: Articuno Member #4,536 Joined: September 9, 2007 Coins 15	Update > Remove the now (hopefully) weakend cat and abscond Pix removes the now stunned cat. It was no match for the wall banging power of this mighty head. He then take off running down the hall.
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Unsound M	Apr 11 2010, 09:51 PM Post #5
crazy sexy, and sexy crazy Posts: 5,371 Group: Articuno Member #4,536 Joined: September 9, 2007 Coins 15	Moar >Peel off enough wallpaper to make a purple tie! And to think they told Pix those origami classed would never pay off. Pix uses this sexy new tie to clean some of the blood off his face, giving it a slightly darker appearance. Knock Knock. who's there? A BAD-ASS!
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Picklegod	Apr 12 2010, 10:36 AM Post #6
Don't you agree, Zach? Posts: 5,078 Group: Former Staff Member #11,349 Joined: October 23, 2008 Coins 3	Nice updates. Maybe I should learn origami. You never know when you'll need a wallpaper tie.
	Foremost is the chromatic substance accomplishment to Picklegod! Pickle contributes to all parts of the forum, stays astir, and mostly is awful to everyone he meets. A wonderful, intelligent somebody, Pickle testament now better us with every day NF decisions. Approval Picklgod! -afrad15


Eskimo	Apr 12 2010, 02:04 PM Post #7
Bingo Bango Bongo Posts: 1,489 Group: Yoshi Member #12,036 Joined: June 8, 2009 Gender Male	Yeaaahhhh, you never knooowww...... Cool stuff though MF. Damn, you're good at sprites.



Unsound M	Apr 13 2010, 05:05 PM Post #8
crazy sexy, and sexy crazy Posts: 5,371 Group: Articuno Member #4,536 Joined: September 9, 2007 Coins 15	> Pix, will you stop fooling around and just leave the building via fire escape already With the current budget, the Crazy Ass Landlady had a choice between buying a fire escape, or a purple fountain in the front of the building. Which do you think she bought? Fear not though, for with a tie like this ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Pix flings himself out the window like a Ninja on crack. Three stories are no match for THE TIE!
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