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    Peacock Vampire Slain at Burger King
    Topic Started: Jul 1 2007, 07:08 PM (452 Views)
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    Earlier a Peacock who had roamed into a Burger King parking lot seeking to indulge in its hunger for human blood was slain by a man who was just doing what tasted right. However, the left wing elitist media crowd are critizing this heroes valient fight, saying things like "Poor thing", "Vampires are to respected" and "Did you really need to snap him into that many pieces?". Listen folks, Peacocks are the Bears of the air, not to mention this one was also a vampire. If a man isn't allowed to beat the *censored* of an evil Peacock, isn't freedom meaningless?
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    Shadow_Plink
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    Okay then... Fricken crazy people... Don't vampires die or something from daylight?
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    Peacocks have natural sunscreen. It's what make them such a threat to humanity.
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    Pokemaster Billium
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    Jul 1 2007, 07:08 PM
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    Earlier a Peacock who had roamed into a Burger King parking lot seeking to indulge in its hunger for human blood was slain by a man who was just doing what tasted right. However, the left wing elitist media crowd are critizing this heroes valient fight, saying things like "Poor thing", "Vampires are to respected" and "Did you really need to snap him into that many pieces?". Listen folks, Peacocks are the Bears of the air, not to mention this one was also a vampire. If a man isn't allowed to beat the *censored* of an evil Peacock, isn't freedom meaningless?

    "Do what tastes right." is Wendy's motto. Burger King's motto is, "Have it your way."
    There is only one truth!

    Best thing ever!
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    fantanoice
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    Quiet, please, it's snack time!
    Er, that was a.... wonderful.... piece of news...
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    Ramen Hood
    Paul's dumb Alex is cool

    It sounds like something Steven Colbert would say. :rolleyes:
    Ron Paul in '08
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    SPLiNTER
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    Shadow_Plink
    Jul 1 2007, 08:00 PM
    Okay then... Fricken crazy people... Don't vampires die or something from daylight?

    I've been doing Dracula in English :)

    Basicly, vampires don't die in daylight, just lose all powers until night comes again.
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    KatzMotel
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    :3

    What happens if a tree becomes a vampire? Huh? HUH!?
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    loz
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    He clearly was dissatisfied with his Burger King meal and wanted to try some KFC instead. Or should I say KFP.
    ...

    Yeah pretty sigs and all that
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    CrackJäck
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    When in Rome...
    KatzMotel
    Jul 2 2007, 12:52 PM
    What happens if a tree becomes a vampire? Huh? HUH!?

    Earth implosion.
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    DrFred
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    Reminds me of that guy who, because he is extremely hardcore, fought a bear with a knife when it wandered into his garden. Then people started bitching how it had only been looking for food. If that was a vampire bear imagine the headlines. They'd turn it into a discrimination story.
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