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    My Immortal; Literary Critics worldwide *weep*
    Topic Started: Feb 24 2007, 07:15 PM (742 Views)
    Squiggles
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    You're a louse.
    Jonzai
    Feb 24 2007, 07:19 PM
    Profound!

    Surely Draco Malfoy was a metaphor for everything wrong in AirRaven's life.
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    Shieldbou
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    AirRaven
    Feb 24 2007, 07:15 PM

    What you have cast upon the forum, is pure, utter, delicious, CRAP!
    And I like it!
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    loz
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    This is meant to be funny right cos it's some of the funniest fan fic stuff I've read in ages. I don't need to quote it because that's already been done. Edit: What the hell this needs quoting
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    “That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
    ...

    Yeah pretty sigs and all that
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    Proud inventor of the wheel
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    I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t *censored* believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


    Yep.
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    AirRaven
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    My Immortal.

    Now available in French, Spanish, Dutch, German, Italian, Japanese, and Russian for your multilingual reading pleasure.
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    rustyscrew'
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    RIP DAVIS

    Did anyone read EVERY single chapter? I'm going to, this is too hilarious.

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    In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk



    LOL!!!
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    Shieldbou
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    Feb 25 2007, 08:32 AM
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    I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t *censored* believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


    Yep.

    TRIDENT SOFT, MASTICATION FOR THE NATION


    that's one great typo there.
    loopin sure has an appetite for video film.
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    RustyScrew
    Feb 25 2007, 12:29 PM
    Did anyone read EVERY single chapter? I'm going to, this is too hilarious.

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    In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk



    LOL!!!

    Yeah she has problems.
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    VJ
    vj wtf
    Shieldbou
    Feb 25 2007, 07:37 PM
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    Feb 25 2007, 08:32 AM
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    I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t *censored* believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


    Yep.

    TRIDENT SOFT, MASTICATION FOR THE NATION


    that's one great typo there.
    loopin sure has an appetite for video film.

    Nah silly. He was eating the camera. ;)
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    SPLiNTER
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    VJ
    Feb 25 2007, 04:23 PM
    Shieldbou
    Feb 25 2007, 07:37 PM
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    Feb 25 2007, 08:32 AM
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    I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t *censored* believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


    Yep.

    TRIDENT SOFT, MASTICATION FOR THE NATION


    that's one great typo there.
    loopin sure has an appetite for video film.

    Nah silly. He was eating the camera. ;)

    Duh!
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    This is from one of the reviews

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    2) "Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!"

    Is 'meanly' a word? Who is 'Snoop'? He used a pole to get his pants down? What is a 'Dork Mark'? Why is the 'Dork Mark' on 'Snoop's' Wilfred Brimley? Why can't you say 'Wilfred Brimley'? If you are indeed the age of seventeen (which is what you wrote on a quiz over at IMDb), then you should be mature enough to say Wilfred Brimley by now. Wilfred Brimley. Got that? P-E-N-I-S. Wilfred Brimley.


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    7) "“You ridiculus dondderhed!1” Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…"

    'Snoop'? Snoop Dogg you mean? Oh my... He 'yielded'? Who is 'Drico'? Please stop adding new characters, it gets confusing. So, this new 'Snoop' fellow, is about to rape this new 'Drico' fellow? What is a 'dondderhed'? Did you mean 'dunderhead'?


    This is on reviews page 171
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    AirRaven
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    Chapter 31
     
    Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111


    J.R.R. Tolkien turns in his grave.
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