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    My Immortal; Literary Critics worldwide *weep*
    Topic Started: Feb 24 2007, 07:15 PM (741 Views)
    AirRaven
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    ...Words speak for themselves
    Edited by AirRaven, Feb 15 2018, 09:50 PM.
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    Koopa Klaus
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    Very retarded...
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    Profound!
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    CrackJäck
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    When in Rome...
    That is retard, no way is Gerad Way a hottie. 8X
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    Koopa Klaus
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    Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!


    Helping with spelling? 17 spelling mistakes Firefox is saying...
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    “OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
    “Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
    “Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
    “No I so *censored* don’t!” I shouted.
    “Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
    “Hi.” he said.
    “Hi.” I replied flirtily.
    “Guess what.” he said.
    “What?” I asked.
    “Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
    “Oh. My. *censored*. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
    “Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
    I gasped.


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    "Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.”


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    Of course.
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    I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.


    *censored* ridiculous.

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    “Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.


    Lmao...

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    And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

    “Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

    It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!


    Lmfao... This girl has problems...
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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/19/

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    JUNX
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    YOUR RETARTED
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    This is also the funniest thing I have ever read.

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    I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.

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    And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

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    Feb 24 2007, 08:08 PM
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    And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

    Said like a ten year old.
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    LordJimmy
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    XMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    DAMN IT THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE. IS THIS FOR REAL?
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    SPLiNTER
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    she got one thing right
    MCR rule.

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    I just read the story LMFAO
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    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

    It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!



    Lmfao

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    he put his boy’s thingy in mine


    Shes saying that she has a "boy's thingy" LMAO

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    Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.


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    He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Voldemort!


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    Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.


    I'm gonna have to stop there but its so effing funny!
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