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    Late night British television...
    Topic Started: Jan 7 2007, 08:48 PM (813 Views)
    KatzMotel
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    War of 1812

    Wasn't that a case of status quo ante bellum?

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    Dear God... You are... English, MarioParty1? Why? Why didn't you tell me?

    Making my nationality sound like a disease aside, how did you come to that conclusion? :P
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    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 7 2007, 11:05 PM
    Marioparty1
    Jan 7 2007, 10:56 PM
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    no girls at my school do it

    You don't go to a public school do you?

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    Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war!

    Beat 'em in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. :D

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    Just kidding, of course...

    Even though what I said was facts, don't be upset, we fell into a Civil War only 40 or so years after we beat you in 1812. :)

    I go to a Private School. I think that might explain why every girl is a bitch at my school, and every single person has no viewpoints on religion; just believe what is said to them.

    Dear God... You are... English, MarioParty1? Why? Why didn't you tell me?

    KatzMotel, I looked at that link, and my father is going to kick my ass for looking that *censored* up. Next time, please tell me to look at it on my Wii. ;)

    Why would your father punish you for having a healthy interest in sex.
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    Imposter Morek
    Jan 7 2007, 11:13 PM
    Why would your father punish you for having a healthy interest in sex.

    Because fathers are miserable bastards. D:
    Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
    With one Norwegian following after,
    The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
    And the Norwegian died of laughter.
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    KatzMotel
    Jan 7 2007, 11:12 PM
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    War of 1812

    Wasn't that a case of status quo ante bellum?

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    Dear God... You are... English, MarioParty1? Why? Why didn't you tell me?

    Making my nationality sound like a disease aside, how did you come to that conclusion? :P

    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense. Actually, I hate George W. Bush, but I figure I might as well I pretend I care about my country. Wouldn't it be awesome if a country bombed you, and you came out with a ripped shirt, a shotgun around your neck, a grenade in your hand, and then you run right towards a guy, shove your shotgun right into his neck, push him against a tree, choke him to death, take out a field of Nazi Britains, and then rule the freaking world? Yeah, that would be sweet. I am just kidding again... I like England, but why the hell did you guys have to be such jerks to us in the American Revolution? But of course, we came back and owned you with less men. :yes:

    Imposter_Morek, no, it is not healthy to like porn. Most people I know hate the very sight of porn, and some refuse to go to the beach or pool in fear of seeing girls in bikinis. :CTT:
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    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense.

    What, Luxembourg? It has by far the highest GDP per capita. I admit that some people are overly patriotic, but that's the same with people of any nationalities. I personally am of the opinion that everywhere is shite.

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    I like England, but why the hell did you guys have to be such jerks to us in the American Revolution? But of course, we came back and owned you with less men.

    Generally, 18th century imperialists didn't take too kindly to their colonies rebelling. Though your claim that you had less men is erroneous, since there would be vastly more Americans able to serve, along with French, Dutch and Spanish support, then there would be members of the British garrison. The British army of the age was obviously spread thin, given that the area it had to defend was:
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    ... big. To be honest, it was a war that Britain couldn't hope to have won.

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    Wouldn't it be awesome if a country bombed you, and you came out with a ripped shirt, a shotgun around your neck, a grenade in your hand, and then you run right towards a guy, shove your shotgun right into his neck, push him against a tree, choke him to death, take out a field of Nazi Britains, and then rule the freaking world?

    I don't quite understand what you're getting at here. I don't think I'd like to choke anybody to death.
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    KatzMotel
    Jan 7 2007, 11:30 PM
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    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense.

    What, Luxembourg? It has by far the highest GDP per capita. I admit that some people are overly patriotic, but that's the same with people of any nationalities. I personally am of the opinion that everywhere is shite.

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    I like England, but why the hell did you guys have to be such jerks to us in the American Revolution? But of course, we came back and owned you with less men.

    Generally, 18th century imperialists didn't take too kindly to their colonies rebelling. Though your claim that you had less men is erroneous, since there would be vastly more Americans able to serve, along with French, Dutch and Spanish support, then there would be members of the British garrison. The British army of the age was obviously spread thin, given that the area it had to defend was:
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    ... big. To be honest, it was a war that Britain couldn't hope to have won.

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    Wouldn't it be awesome if a country bombed you, and you came out with a ripped shirt, a shotgun around your neck, a grenade in your hand, and then you run right towards a guy, shove your shotgun right into his neck, push him against a tree, choke him to death, take out a field of Nazi Britains, and then rule the freaking world?

    I don't quite understand what you're getting at here. I don't think I'd like to choke anybody to death.

    I have never heard of it.

    Ah, then their intelligence must have been at an all time low to not surrender earlier and know that they did not stand a chance.

    I was referring to the war comment, and this is the Spam Zone. "Don't take yourself seriously. Your mom is fat. And we'll all be fine," right? :yes:
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    Jan 7 2007, 11:17 PM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense. Actually, I hate George W. Bush, but I figure I might as well I pretend I care about my country. Wouldn't it be awesome if a country bombed you, and you came out with a ripped shirt, a shotgun around your neck, a grenade in your hand, and then you run right towards a guy, shove your shotgun right into his neck, push him against a tree, choke him to death, take out a field of Nazi Britains, and then rule the freaking world? Yeah, that would be sweet. I am just kidding again... I like England, but why the hell did you guys have to be such jerks to us in the American Revolution? But of course, we came back and owned you with less men. :yes:

    Imposter_Morek, no, it is not healthy to like porn. Most people I know hate the very sight of porn, and some refuse to go to the beach or pool in fear of seeing girls in bikinis. :CTT:

    Actually, I would prefer to bean someone over the head with a baguette. But you don't see me tooting my horn as a proud Austrian citizen...*censored*, I'm not even from Austria, I've never been there before.

    Why is it not healthy to like porn, if you keep things in perspective and don't spend all day yanking your sausage?
    Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
    With one Norwegian following after,
    The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
    And the Norwegian died of laughter.
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    Jan 7 2007, 11:34 PM
    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 7 2007, 11:17 PM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense. Actually, I hate George W. Bush, but I figure I might as well I pretend I care about my country. Wouldn't it be awesome if a country bombed you, and you came out with a ripped shirt, a shotgun around your neck, a grenade in your hand, and then you run right towards a guy, shove your shotgun right into his neck, push him against a tree, choke him to death, take out a field of Nazi Britains, and then rule the freaking world? Yeah, that would be sweet. I am just kidding again... I like England, but why the hell did you guys have to be such jerks to us in the American Revolution? But of course, we came back and owned you with less men.  :yes:

    Imposter_Morek, no, it is not healthy to like porn. Most people I know hate the very sight of porn, and some refuse to go to the beach or pool in fear of seeing girls in bikinis.  :CTT:

    Actually, I would prefer to bean someone over the head with a baguette. But you don't see me tooting my horn as a proud Austrian citizen...*censored*, I'm not even from Austria, I've never been there before.

    Why is it not healthy to like porn, if you keep things in perspective and don't spend all day yanking your sausage?

    Actually, it would be most pleasent to burn someone to death with that thing that that guy uses in Hostel. You know, when he bunred that Asian girl's face, and made her eye-ball hang low... "Do it wobble to the floor, do it shine in the light, is it..." I forgot the rest.

    Yeah, I could sure yank someone else's sausage, if you know what I mean. :wub:
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    Jan 7 2007, 11:37 PM
    Actually, it would be most pleasent to burn someone to death with that thing that that guy uses in Hostel. You know, when he bunred that Asian girl's face, and made her eye-ball hang low... "Do it wobble to the floor, do it shine in the light, is it..." I forgot the rest.

    Yeah, I could sure yank someone else's sausage, if you know what I mean. :wub:

    What the hell are you smoking? Hitting people with baguettes is awesome.

    I'm going to subtly ignore the last part of your post to spare you from a terrible and painful death. ^_~
    Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
    With one Norwegian following after,
    The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
    And the Norwegian died of laughter.
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    What the hell are you smoking? Hitting people with baguettes is awesome.

    Using any sort of food as a weapon is awesome. Custard? Ohhhh man...
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    Jan 8 2007, 12:17 AM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense...

    All English people have a snobby attitude with weird accents and bad teeth. Oh, and they always say "Cheerio mate," and "Top of the morning to ya."

    It's true.
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    Jan 8 2007, 12:28 AM
    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 8 2007, 12:17 AM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense...

    All English people have a snobby attitude with weird accents and bad teeth. Oh, and they always say "Cheerio mate," and "Top of the morning to ya."

    It's true.

    Truer words have never been spoken. Man, if I ever met an English person in real life. :mad: Yeah. :yes:
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    Jan 8 2007, 12:31 AM
    Patriots=Dynasty
    Jan 8 2007, 12:28 AM
    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 8 2007, 12:17 AM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense...

    All English people have a snobby attitude with weird accents and bad teeth. Oh, and they always say "Cheerio mate," and "Top of the morning to ya."

    It's true.

    Truer words have never been spoken. Man, if I ever met an English person in real life. :mad: Yeah. :yes:

    I once met an English girl my age.

    I hugged her, and she was pleased.
    Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
    With one Norwegian following after,
    The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
    And the Norwegian died of laughter.
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    Jan 8 2007, 12:43 AM
    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 8 2007, 12:31 AM
    Patriots=Dynasty
    Jan 8 2007, 12:28 AM
    Digital Phoenix
    Jan 8 2007, 12:17 AM
    Every English person I have ever met passes themself off as witty, and they act like their country is better than the real "best country," no offense...

    All English people have a snobby attitude with weird accents and bad teeth. Oh, and they always say "Cheerio mate," and "Top of the morning to ya."

    It's true.

    Truer words have never been spoken. Man, if I ever met an English person in real life. :mad: Yeah. :yes:

    I once met an English girl my age.

    I hugged her, and she was pleased.

    That is because all English people are homosexuals.

    How dare you hug her and not me! That is going to cost you extra. :wub:
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    Jan 8 2007, 12:31 AM
    Man, if I ever met an English person in real life. :mad:

    O RERO TEMMEH!!
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