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    Late night British television...
    Topic Started: Jan 7 2007, 08:48 PM (809 Views)
    KatzMotel
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    ... is great.

    I mean, come on. Right now, there's a 70s kung-fu film featuring young oriental folk, undead Chinese warriors (or something), that guy who played Grand Moff Tarkin and also Dracula.

    Wait. They're undead vampire Chinese warriors.

    Man, you can't beat quality programming like this. It almost levels out Batfink. Man, I hate Batfink.

    What are the wee televisual sprites showing you tonight?
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    Porn on HBO.

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    KatzMotel
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    I bet what I'm watching is easier to masturbate over.
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    Chinese vampire warriors? And people question why Americans think the United States Of America is better than Britain... Ha!

    Masturbate over? Aren't you a female!?
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    Funnily enough, girls can masturbate too. :o Shocking, huh?

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    Chinese vampire warriors? And people question why Americans think the United States Of America is better than Britain... Ha!

    I'm going to guess that a 70s movie made in Hong Kong broadcast at 2am isn't going to be the pinnacle of British cultural achievements.
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    KatzMotel
    Jan 7 2007, 10:43 PM
    Funnily enough, girls can masturbate too. :o Shocking, huh?

    I have a funny picture of this from 7chan on my somewhere on my hard dirve.
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    i bet that crap is nowhere near better than what adult swim has to offer
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    Wolf
    Jan 7 2007, 10:47 PM
    i bet that crap is nowhere near better than what adult swim has to offer

    Adult Swim is nothing but *censored* reruns and crappy new shows on Sundays.
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    KatzMotel
    Jan 7 2007, 10:43 PM
    Funnily enough, girls can masturbate too. :o Shocking, huh?

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    Chinese vampire warriors? And people question why Americans think the United States Of America is better than Britain... Ha!

    I'm going to guess that a 70s movie made in Hong Kong broadcast at 2am isn't going to be the pinnacle of British cultural achievements.

    I knew that, but I thought that they just did not do it for some odd reason, because no girls at my school do it.

    America has porn at 2 A.M. Therefore, they have entertainment twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war! Just kidding, of course...
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    Jan 7 2007, 10:49 PM
    KatzMotel
    Jan 7 2007, 10:43 PM
    Funnily enough, girls can masturbate too. :o Shocking, huh?

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    Chinese vampire warriors? And people question why Americans think the United States Of America is better than Britain... Ha!

    I'm going to guess that a 70s movie made in Hong Kong broadcast at 2am isn't going to be the pinnacle of British cultural achievements.

    I knew that, but I thought that they just did not do it for some odd reason, because no girls at my school do it.

    America has porn at 2 A.M. Therefore, they have entertainment twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war! Just kidding, of course...

    It's not as common in women as it is in men. It's mostly due to the fact that most females do not have as strong a sexual drive as men. It's evolution! Men can procreate often and with multiple partners in one year, while females can usually only get pregnant once a year, so therefore males are hornier.
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    no girls at my school do it

    You don't go to a public school do you?

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    Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war!

    Beat 'em in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. :D

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    Just kidding, of course...

    Even though what I said was facts, don't be upset, we fell into a Civil War only 40 or so years after we beat you in 1812. :)
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    Next stop, the Twilight Zone
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    Jan 7 2007, 10:49 PM
    Wolf
    Jan 7 2007, 10:47 PM
    i bet that crap is nowhere near better than what adult swim has to offer

    Adult Swim is nothing but *censored* reruns and crappy new shows on Sundays.

    that explains that you've watched absolutely nothing on there
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    America has porn at 2 A.M. Therefore, they have entertainment twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war! Just kidding, of course...

    I'm pretty sure the UK has porn at 2am on, y'know, porn channels. Unfortunately, this was a nationalised TV station.

    But yes, the US does have the nuclear capability to kill every inhabitant of where I live.
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    Jan 7 2007, 10:56 PM
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    Jan 7 2007, 10:49 PM
    Wolf
    Jan 7 2007, 10:47 PM
    i bet that crap is nowhere near better than what adult swim has to offer

    Adult Swim is nothing but *censored* reruns and crappy new shows on Sundays.

    that explains that you've watched absolutely nothing on there

    If you think Squidbillies or Morel Orel or even AssyMcgee is quality entertainment you must have grown up under a rock.
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    no girls at my school do it

    You don't go to a public school do you?

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    Britian falls flat, no offense, and I bet American could kick their arse in a war!

    Beat 'em in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. :D

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    Just kidding, of course...

    Even though what I said was facts, don't be upset, we fell into a Civil War only 40 or so years after we beat you in 1812. :)

    I go to a Private School. I think that might explain why every girl is a bitch at my school, and every single person has no viewpoints on religion; just believe what is said to them.

    Dear God... You are... English, MarioParty1? Why? Why didn't you tell me?

    KatzMotel, I looked at that link, and my father is going to kick my ass for looking that *censored* up. Next time, please tell me to look at it on my Wii. ;)
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