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    An open letter to anyone who is hated by everyone
    Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 12:32 PM (784 Views)
    Chopstix
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    Dear user,

    Do you want to gain popularity? Do you want people to stop bugging you? Well the answer to this miracle is GRAMMAR. Grammar is a wonderful thing. It makes you look smarter. It makes you look like you know what you are doing.

    The first step to grammar is the shift key. On my Keyboard it is located below Caps Lock and above Ctrl key. While typing simply use your pinky or anyother finger to heol the Shift key and type a letter of your choice. Lets try the letter a. Do it with me, hold your Shift key and push the a key. A. Good!

    The next thing is using the period key. for me the period key is located between < and ? You dont need the shift key to use the period key. Simply just slightly poke it to make one. Now you try.

    The last step to grammar is spelling. I use a helpful site Called Dictionary.com to spell thing I do not know how to spell.

    First lets spell a word that is often misspelt. The word you. Many peop;le just use the U key on their keyboard but it makes them look lazy and unintelligent. You are not in a chatroom. You is always going to be y-o-u.

    Now take thses lessons and use them.

    Love,
    Chopstix

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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 11:32 AM
    Dear user,

    Do you want to gain popularity? Do you want people to stop bugging you? Well the answer to this miracle is GRAMMAR. Grammar is a wonderful thing. It makes you look smarter. It makes you look like you know what you are doing.

    The first step to grammar is the shift key. On my Keyboard it is located below Caps Lock and above Ctrl key. While typing simply use your pinky or anyother finger to heol the Shift key and type a letter of your choice. Lets try the letter a. Do it with me, hold your Shift key and push the a key. A. Good!

    The next thing is using the period key. for me the period key is located between < and ? You dont need the shift key to use the period key. Simply just slightly poke it to make one. Now you try.

    The last step to grammar is spelling. I use a helpful site Called Dictionary.com to spell things I do not know how to spell.

    First lets spell a word that is often misspelt. The word you. Many peop;le just use the U key on their keyboard but it makes them look lazy and unintelligent. You are not in a chatroom. You is always going to be y-o-u.

    Now take these lessons and use them.

    Love,
    Chopstix

    I used your lessons, but I sadly didn't learn anything. :P Perhaps, I already 'pass(with atleast a D)' in grammar skills.
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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 12:32 PM
    Dear user,

    Do you want to gain popularity? Do you want people to stop bugging you? Well the answer to this miracle is GRAMMAR. Grammar is a wonderful thing. It makes you look smarter. It makes you look like you know what you are doing.

    The first step to grammar is the shift key. On my Keyboard it is located below Caps Lock and above Ctrl key. While typing simply use your pinky or anyother finger to heol the Shift key and type a letter of your choice. Lets try the letter a. Do it with me, hold your Shift key and push the a key. A. Good!

    The next thing is using the period key. for me the period key is located between < and ? You dont need the shift key to use the period key. Simply just slightly poke it to make one. Now you try.

    The last step to grammar is spelling. I use a helpful site Called Dictionary.com to spell thing I do not know how to spell.

    First lets spell a word that is often misspelt. The word you. Many peop;le just use the U key on their keyboard but it makes them look lazy and unintelligent. You are not in a chatroom. You is always going to be y-o-u.

    Now take thses lessons and use them.

    Love,
    Chopstix

    Hmm.
    Another tip is to get Firefox 2.0...it has automatic spell checker. XD
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    Catscratch
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    Anyone can learn grammar, but nobody can learn how to not be a douche.
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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 12:32 PM
    peop;le

    You sicken me.
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    Jan 2 2007, 02:46 PM
    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 12:32 PM
    peop;le

    You sicken me.

    ooh? Another mistake. I already marked 2-3 in my quote. :P :lol:
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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 06:32 PM
    While typing simply use your pinky or anyother finger to heol the Shift key and type a letter of your choice. Lets try the letter a. Do it with me, hold your Shift key and push the a key. A. Good!

    The next thing is using the period key. for me the period key is located between < and ? You dont need the shift key to use the period key. Simply just slightly poke it to make one. Now you try.

    The last step to grammar is spelling. I use a helpful site Called Dictionary.com to spell thing I do not know how to spell.

    First lets spell a word that is often misspelt. [[[COLON! Will somebody PLEASE think of the COLONS?]]] The word you. Many peop;le just use the U [[[SPEECH MARKS! ARGH!]]] key on their keyboard but it makes them look lazy and unintelligent. You are not in a chatroom. You is always going to be y-o-u.

    Now take thses lessons and use them.

    Love,
    Chopstix

    ...My inner Grammar Nazi is currently undergoing convulsions.
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    Jan 2 2007, 03:22 PM
    Anyone can learn grammar, but nobody can learn how to not be a douche.

    I've been taking classes on that recently and I have to admit that it is a pretty hard skill to pick up.

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    You don't want to piss off P=D. Trust me.

    Shieldbou
     
    ...if you think for an instant that I am going to back down and let you monopolise the forum, then you are wrong.
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    Ten thousand Swedes crept through the weeds,
    With one Norwegian following after,
    The dust from the weeds killed the Swedes,
    And the Norwegian died of laughter.
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    wat r u seris?
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    IllusionOfSafety
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    I always love it when someone tries to be an ass, only to have his assness reversed.
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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 12:32 PM
    The next thing is using the period key. for me the


    "for me the" Isn't that paragragh all about using the "SHIFT" key to make your sentence proper?...
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    Jan 3 2007, 05:11 PM
    I always love it when someone tries to be an ass, only to have his assness reversed.

    I feel so loved.
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    Chopstix
    Jan 2 2007, 01:32 PM
    Dear user,

    Do you want to gain popularity? Do you want people to stop bugging you? Well the answer to this miracle is GRAMMAR. Grammar is a wonderful thing. It makes you look smarter. It makes you look like you know what you are doing.

    The first step to grammar is the shift key. On my Keyboard it is located below Caps Lock and above Ctrl key. While typing simply use your pinky or anyother finger to heol the Shift key and type a letter of your choice. Lets try the letter a. Do it with me, hold your Shift key and push the a key. A. Good!

    The next thing is using the period key. for me the period key is located between < and ? You dont need the shift key to use the period key. Simply just slightly poke it to make one. Now you try.

    The last step to grammar is spelling. I use a helpful site Called Dictionary.com to spell thing I do not know how to spell.

    First lets spell a word that is often misspelt. The word you. Many peop;le just use the U key on their keyboard but it makes them look lazy and unintelligent. You are not in a chatroom. You is always going to be y-o-u.

    Now take thses lessons and use them.

    Love,
    Chopstix

    nerd alert
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    BHM,May 24 2008
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    I used to have my own day, back when I was coolman

    What happened to it?
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    Jan 4 2007, 12:35 AM
    nerd alert

    And yet, and yet, we have someone here. A "Cool" man, if you will. His very title suggests nothing else exists in his naming abilities then his desperate lust to be cool. Would a "cool" man force his trendy, trendy status on others? Or would he just let it go? He wouldn't need to tell people he's cool. If he was truely cool, they'd pick it up.

    I put it to you, good sir, that you are the nerd here!

    'sides, a'int nothing wrong with being a bit of a grammar nazi once in a while.
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