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| The One Year Anniversary of the Century | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 23 2006, 06:56 PM (773 Views) | |
| P=D | May 23 2006, 06:56 PM Post #1 |
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A year ago today, I joined this forum. My motives for doing such an insane thing are shrouded in mystery, but that doesn't matter at this point. What's important is that I am awesome and I have saved this forum with my constant positive contributions. I am the savior of this site and I think we all can agree with that. If you don't, then you're most likely going to hell. Oh, it has nothing to do with agreeing or not, it's just that everyone in the world is probably hellbound, except me. By the way, if you go to this site and you're not me, then not only are your chances of going to heaven worse than than that of the general population, but they're also worse than Charles Manson's. Okay, enough with the theology for a second. You guys have all probably been condemned plenty of times before so hearing that was nothing new to you. Now is the time to compare my milestone anniversary to other events in history which also occur on this date (courtesy of wikipedia.com). May 23, 1945 - End of World War II in Europe The final battles of the European Theatre of World War II and the German surrender took place in late April and early May 1945... Karl Dönitz continued to act as head of state, but his Flensburg government (so-called because it was based at Flensburg and controlled only a small area around the town) was not recognised by the Allied powers and was dissolved when its members were captured and arrested by British forces on May 23, 1945 at Flensburg. This particular event simply does not compare to my one year anniversary. World War II may have been somewhat important at the time, but it's irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. The bottom line is that the dates when people join Internet forums, especially Nintendo ones, take precedence over insignificant wars where millions of people die. May 23, 1934 - Bonnie and Clyde Die American bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde were ambushed by police and killed in Black Lake, Louisiana. They were killed on a desolate road near their Bienville Parish, Louisiana, hideout. They were shot by a posse of four Texas and two Louisiana officers (the Louisiana pair added solely for jurisdictional reasons — an aspect of pre-FBI America that Clyde had exploited to its fullest when selecting robbery and hideout locations). The posse was led by former Texas Ranger Senior Captain Frank A. Hamer, who had never before seen Bonnie or Clyde. The anniversaries of people's deaths aren't something that anyone in the universe is concerned about. I don't care how many banks you rob or how famous you are, you're still not as important as me. While I must admit that this event is more significant than the World War II one, it doesn't even come within a few hundred (million) figurative miles of my one year anniversary. May 23, 1430 - Joan of Arc Captured The Siege of Compičgne was Joan of Arc's final military action. Her career as a leader ended with her capture during a skirmish outside the town on 23 May 1430. Although this was otherwise a minor siege, both politically and militarily, the loss of France's most charismatic and successful commander was an important event in the war. Christ, this happened over ten million years ago. Jesus was probably curing leprosy on cavemen somewhere during the Ice Age while this was happening. Hell, I doubt Jesus, or even Abraham Lincoln himself, were alive when this happened. That just shows you how laughable this event is. In fact, I'm not even sure why I'm wasting my time talking about it. Even the article says this was a minor event that no cares gives a crap about. As you can see, there is a theme developing here; my one year anniversary is way more important then each of those supposed historical events. Based on this observation, I think it's safe to assume that my anniversary is more important than every historical event ever. Other than the fact that I deserve a national holiday, I'm not sure exactly what this means. Probably something about me being greater than Alexander (the great) and having an intelligence quotient higher than Einstein's IQ times the speed of light squared, but I think we've already established that a long time ago (on my first birthday to be exact). Now is the part where I thank people, because everyone includes one of those in their anniversary threads. But fortunately, I'm the only person worthy of being thanked by myself, so there won't be one of those. Actually, I think I'll just thank myself a bunch of times to make up for the lack of other people being mentioned to make it look like I care about you guys (just pretend the "Patriots=Dynasty" says your name instead). So, without delay, here's the list of cool people on this site: Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty Patriots=Dynasty I'd just like to thank all you guys for always being there for me and improving my overall experience on this site. Keep it up, guys. Well, there you have it. My one year anniversary is finally here. You have two options to do in this thread. You may either post "lol congrats postcount +1" or you may comment on how awesome I am and how much you appreciate me gracing your presence. The second one is suggested. |
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| SMRPG1 | May 23 2006, 07:15 PM Post #2 |
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P=D for president. We need to mark this day in history as P=D day. |
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| Mitch | May 23 2006, 07:16 PM Post #3 |
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You are totally awesome and I appreciate your presence more than any words can describe. |
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| Pyroll7 | May 23 2006, 08:06 PM Post #4 |
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p=d day, thats such an excellent idea :CTT: |
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| MP1 | May 23 2006, 08:08 PM Post #5 |
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Happy P=D Day NF! |
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| Pyroll7 | May 23 2006, 08:13 PM Post #6 |
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everyone , remember this day, we will celebrate it every year, seriously :CTT: |
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| *_* | May 24 2006, 08:23 AM Post #7 |
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I come, I go.
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Of course we'll celebrate it. Seeing as how P=D has changed our lives for the better in at least 2 ways. |
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| Shadow Boo | May 24 2006, 02:22 PM Post #8 |
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That is absolutely right, P=D. This day should be made a
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| loz | May 24 2006, 02:45 PM Post #9 |
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When will everyone realise this? tsk
Me too!
Thanks for the non-existent thanks, P=D I really deserve it. Well done P=D you have managed to post for a year on NF without actually posting about Nintendo I also appreciate the way you use a wide range of vocabulary to procrastinate your point
And I was sure you joined 06.06.05 and were going to kill us all on your one year anniversary. And its also one year anniversary of the millenium, not just century. (Must write down date in diary). Oh crap I don't have a diary. |
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| Scott | May 24 2006, 02:45 PM Post #10 |
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P=D I don't know how you make funny in every posts I could never do it. So yes I say Cheer's to Patriots=Dynasty to his One Year Anniversary.
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| JC | May 24 2006, 02:55 PM Post #11 |
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P=D you are what I would call a flat out legend....god like even keep the laughs coming god knows we need them Your "friend" JC |
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| CFalcon1219 | May 24 2006, 03:32 PM Post #12 |
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Thanks for mentioning me.
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| EnforcingNintendoRules | May 24 2006, 03:36 PM Post #13 |
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P=D conratulations! Even though I suggest that P=D should be an national holiday. Good luck. |
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| Mitch | May 24 2006, 03:46 PM Post #14 |
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*says through clenched teeth* I know. You are so cool. You are the best person ever. |
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| MattDotZeb | May 24 2006, 03:53 PM Post #15 |
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lol congrats postcount +1 |
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http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=61123 <3 | |
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I also appreciate the way you use a wide range of vocabulary to procrastinate your point