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    Donkey Kong molests children
    Topic Started: May 19 2006, 11:53 PM (490 Views)
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    Donkey Kong. Because in the game Donkey Kong(Most of them from the beginning and the small versions) had Donkey Kong 'kidnap' a girl(forgot name she was later replaced by Princess Peach' and Mario had to try and catch Donkey Kong and save the girl.
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    Marioparty1
    May 20 2006, 04:46 PM
    Donkey Kong. Because in the game Donkey Kong(Most of them from the beginning and the small versions) had Donkey Kong 'kidnap' a girl(forgot name she was later replaced by Princess Peach' and Mario had to try and catch Donkey Kong and save the girl.

    Her name was Paula I believe.

    So that makes police officers Mario's.
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    Nintendo_Golfer
    May 20 2006, 03:03 PM
    KatzMotel
    May 20 2006, 02:44 PM
    David
    May 20 2006, 02:11 PM
    ....Some of it..got bored really quick..

    Word count of article according to Appleworks word processor: 431.

    May I suggest a nice healthy dosage of Ritalin?
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    lol

    don't forget to take some ritalout afterwards...otherwise you'll start seeing kelly rippa bugs...(southpark)

    They were Christina agulara Bugs.

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    Wow......other wise no comment.
    You don't impress me.
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    Um total WTFage....
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    Does the fact that I laughed multiple times while reading that make me a bad person?
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    You don't want to piss off P=D. Trust me.

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    ...if you think for an instant that I am going to back down and let you monopolise the forum, then you are wrong.
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    i always thought donkey kong was a bit queer, i hate him , i did not read the article
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    elysiamichael
    May 23 2006, 08:17 PM
    i always thought donkey kong was a bit queer, i hate him , i did not read the article

    Well, it has nothing to do with the character Donkey Kong beyond the name of the "game" they were playing. But your hatred of gay queer faggot monkeys who have sex with other homosexual monkeys because they're fags is duly noted. Thx4ur input.
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