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    Topic Started: May 3 2006, 12:58 PM (441 Views)
    felix49
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    A custom member title, whats that? =O
    I found an extension in firefox that allows me to type in |337 wh3n3v3r 1 w4n7 700. Yah like that......Click Here to Download the Leet Convertor

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    CrackJäck
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    When in Rome...
    y4! 1'v3 h4d 7h15 f0r 4635. >.>
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    felix49
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    A custom member title, whats that? =O
    Y4h 17'5 r34||y fun 70 u53 50m371m35, 345y 70 (0nfu53 p30p|3 4nd 4|| 7h47.

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    NO1!!! OMG LOL 3NGLISH-2-12-YEAR-OLD-AOL3R TRANSLA2R FOR DA WIN11!1 OMG WTF
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    felix49
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    KatzMotel
    May 3 2006, 02:00 PM

    R07f| L0L :bow:

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    Chopstix
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    HALO MAH NME IS CHOPSTIX!11!!1!! WTF LOL

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    Dreamcat
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    KatzMotel
    May 3 2006, 03:00 PM

    IVE SEN TAHT ONA BFORE
    IVE!1!!11! LOL NEVER SEN DA MOZILA FIERFOX EXTENTION THOUGH!11!! WTF LOL TAHT SOUNDS COL1!1!1!!1 WTF LOL
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    THIS THNG ROX1!!! WTH LOL IMA DAFINIETLY BOKMARK IT1!!! WTH
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    Dreamcat
    May 3 2006, 11:37 PM
    KatzMotel
    May 3 2006, 03:00 PM

    IVE SEN TAHT ONA BFORE
    IVE!1!!11! LOL NEVER SEN DA MOZILA FIERFOX EXTENTION THOUGH!11!! WTF LOL TAHT SOUNDS COL1!1!1!!1 WTF LOL

    I WISH I KAPT MORE UP-2-DAET WIT THESA THNGS11!!1! WTF AH W3L
    SO!!11!111 OMG UH DA FIRST PARSON 2 RUN CLASICAL PHILOSOPHY AND/OR PO3TRY THROUGH THIS PUPY G3TS A COKEI1111!1!!
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    MP1
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    ROSES R R3AD VIOL3TS R BLU31!!11!1 WTF LOL NOW WH3R3S MAH COKE THIS BT3R NOT B A JOK3

    HAY!!111!1 OMG WTF IMM MARIOPARTY1.1!1111!!!1!1!!1!!11!! OMG WTF U CAN CAL ME MP1 THOUGH11!! TAHTS JUST WHO I M11!1!1 OMG LOL
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    A classic Shakespeare line, L33Tified.

    2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW
    CREPS IN THIS P3TY PAEC FROM DAY 2 DAY
    2 DA LAST SYLABLE OF RECORDAD TIEM
    AND AL OUR Y3STERDAYS HAEV LIGHTED TEH WAY 2 DUSTY DEATH11!!1 OMG WTF OUT OUT BREIF CANDL3
    LIEFS!!!11 OMG LOL BUT A WOKNG SHADOW A POR PLAEYR
    TAHT STRUTS AND FR3TS HIS HOUR UPON TEH STAEG
    AND THEN IS HEARD NO MORA IT IS A TAEL
    2LD BY AN IDIOT FUL OF SOUND AND FURY
    SIGNIFYNG NOTHNG1!1!!1!1 OMG

    -FROM MACBTH (V V 19)
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    MP1
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    I PLAY RUNESCAEP AND IMM LEVEL 81 Y3AH I KNOW I SUK1!!1 O WEL WHO GIEVS A CRAP ANYWAYS11111 OMG WTF SO THIS THNG RILLY WORKS??!!!??!? LOL ANYWAYS IMM TRYNG 2 G3T MATROID PRIEM HUNT3RS1!!1 OMG WTF I WANT 2 BAT AL UR BUTS IN WI-FI1111! OMG LOL U KNOW U WANT 2 B BAETN BY MP1!!1!!!!1 WTF LOL JUST B/C IMM TAHT AEWSOME AND U HOP3 ITL RUB OF ON U1!!1111 OMG WTF
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    COL 2PIC11!1!1 WTF ALMOST 2TALY POINTL3S
    1111! WTF LOL
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    [size=-4]FAR OUT IN DA UNCHARTAD BAKW8RS OF DA UNFASHIONABL3 AND OF DA WASTARN SPIRAL ARM OF DA GALAXY LEIS A SMAL UNRAGARDED YELOW SUN!!1! OMG WTF
    ORBITNG THIS AT A DISTANC3 OF ROUGHLY NIENTY-TWO MILION MIELS IS AN UTERLY INSIGNIFICANT LITLE BLU3 GREN PLAENT WHOSE AEP- DASCAND3D LIEF FORMS R SO MAZNGLY PRIMITIEV TAHT TH3Y STIL THINK DIGITAL WATCH3S R A PRETY NAAT IEDA!!!111! WTF

    THIS PLAENT HAS - OR RATHER HAD - A PROBLEM WHICH WAS THIS MOST OF DA P3OPLE ON IT W3RE UNHAPY FOR PRATY MUCH OF TEH TIEM1!1111 WTF MANY SOLUTIONS W3RE SUGESTED FOR THIS PROBL3M BUT MOST OF TH3S3 WARE LARGELY CONC3RNED WIT TEH MOV3MENTS OF SMAL GREN PEICES OF PAEPR WHICH IS OD B/C ON DA WHOLE IT WASNT DA SMAL GREN PEICES OF PAEPR TAHT WER3 UNHAPY111111!

    AND SO TEH PROBL3M R3MANEED LOTS OF TEH P3OPLA WER3 MEAN AND MOST OF THAM WERA MIESRABLE EVEN TEH ONES WIT DIGITAL WATCHES1!11 OMG WTF LOL

    MANY WARA INCREASNGLY OF DA OPINION TAHT THAYD AL MAED A BIG MISTAEK IN COMNG DOWN FROM DA TRES IN DA FIRST PLAEC11!!!! AND SOMA SADE TAHT AV3N DA TRES HAD BEN A BAD MOVE AND TAHT NO ON3 SHUD 3V3R HAEV L3FT TEH OCAANS1!!1 OMG

    AND THAN ONE THURSDAY N3ARLY TWO THOUSAND Y3ARS AFTER ON3 MAN HAD B3N NALEED 2 A TRE FOR SAYNG HOW GR3AT IT WUD B 2 B NIEC 2 PEOPLE FOR A CHANGE ON3 GIRL SITNG ON H3R OWN IN A SMAL CAEF IN RIKMANSWORTH SUD3NLY R3ALIEZD WUT IT WAS TAHT HAD BEN GONG WRONG AL THIS TIEM AND SH3 FINALY NU HOW DA WORLD CUD B MAED A GOD AND HAPY PLAEC!!1!! WTF THIS TIEM IT WAS RIGHT IT WUD WORK AND NO ONA WUD HAEV 2 G3T NALE3D 2 ANYTHNG!11!! OMG

    SADLY HOW3VER BFORE SH3 CUD GET 2 A PHON3 2 TAL ANYONE ABOUT IT A TARIBLY STUPID CATASTROPH3 OCURED AND TEH IEDA WAS LOST FOR3VER!1!!!!! WTF LOL

    THIS IS NOT H3R S2RY11111! OMG WTF LOL

    BUT IT IS TEH S2RY OF TAHT TARIBL3 STUPID CATASTROPHE AND SOM3 OF ITS CONSEQU3NCES111!!11 WTF

    IT IS ALSO DA S2RY OF A BOK A BOK CAL3D TEH HITCH HIEKRS GUIED 2 DA GALAXY - NOT AN 3ARTH BOK NAVER PUBLISHAD ON AARTH AND UNTIL TEH T3RIBLA CATASTROPH3 OCURED N3V3R SEN OR HEARD OF BY ANY EARTHMAN!11! OMG LOL

    N3VERTHELES A WHOLY REMARKABLA BOK!1!1 WTF LOL

    IN FACT IT WAS PROBABLY DA MOST REMARKABL3 BOK 3V3R 2 COM3 OUT OF TEH GREAT PUBLISHNG HOUSES OF URSA MINOR - OF WHICH NO EARTHMAN HAD EVER HAARD EITH3R1!!11!1 WTF

    NOT ONLY IS IT A WHOLY RAMARKABL3 BOK IT IS ALSO A HIGHLY SUC3SFUL ONE - MORE POPULAR THAN DA C3LASTIAL HOME R OMNIBUS BT3R S3LNG THAN FIFTY MORA THNGS 2 DO IN ZARO GRAVITY AND MORE CONTROVERSIAL THAN OLON COLUPHIDS TRILOGY OF PHILOSOPHICAL BLOKBUSTERS WHERA GOD WENT WRONG SOME MORE OF GODS GREAETST MISTAEKS AND WHO IS THIS GOD PERSON ANYWAY?!!!?!!??

    IN MANY OF TEH MORE RALAEXD CIVILIZATIONS ON DA OUTAR AASTERN RIM OF TEH GALAXY DA HITCH HIEKRS GUIED HAS ALR3ADY SUPLANTAD TEH GRAAT 3NCYCLOP3DIA GALACTICA AS DA STANDARD R3POSI2RY OF AL KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM FOR THOUGH IT HAS MANY OMISIONS AND CONTANES MUCH TAHT IS APOCRYPHAL OR AT LAAST WILDLY INACURAET IT SCOR3S OV3R DA OLDER MORE PEDESTRIAN WORK IN TWO IMPORTANT RASPACTS1!1111! OMG WTF LOL

    FIRST IT IS SLIGHTLY CH3AEPR AND SECONDLY IT HAS DA WORDS DONT PANIC INSCRIEBD IN LARG3 FREINDLY LATARS ON ITS COV3R!11111!1

    BUT TEH S2RY OF THIS T3RIBLA STUPID THURSDAY TEH S2RY OF ITS AXTRAORDINARY CONS3QUENC3S AND TEH S2RY OF HOW TH3SA CONSEQUENCES R IENXTRICABLY INTARTWIEND WIT THIS REMARKABLE BOK BGINS VARY SIMPLY1!!!!! LOL

    IT BGINS WIT A HOUSA111!!1 WTF TEH HOUSE S2D ON A SLIGHT RIES JUST ON TEH ADGE OF TEH VILAEG!!!111 OMG WTF IT S2D ON ITS OWN AND LOK3D OVER A BROAD SPREAD OF W3ST COUNTRY FARMLAND1!!1!1!1 WTF NOT A RAMARKABLA HOUSE BY ANY MAANS - IT WAS ABOUT THIRTY YAARS OLD SQUATISH SQUARISH MAED OF BRIK AND HAD FOUR WINDOWS SET IN DA FRONT OF A SIEZ AND PROPORTION WHICH MORE OR LES 3XACTLY FALEAD 2 PLZ TEH AYE!!1!!1 OMG LOL TEH ONLY P3RSON FOR WHOM TEH HOUSA WAS IN ANY WAY SP3CIAL WAS ARTHUR DENT AND TAHT WAS ONLY B/C IT HAP3N3D 2 B DA ONE HE LIEVD IN11!!1 H3 HAD LIEVD IN IT FOR ABOUT THRE YEARS EV3R SINCE HE HAD MOVED OUT OF LONDON B/C IT MAED HIM N3RVOUS AND IRITABL3!!111 WTF H3 WAS ABOUT THIRTY AS W3L DARK HARE3D AND N3VER QUIET AT 3AES WIT HIMS3LF!111!!1 OMG LOL DA THNG TAHT USAD 2 WORY HIM MOST WAS DA FACT TAHT PEOPLE ALWAYS USAD 2 ASK HIM WUT H3 WAS LOKNG SO WOREID ABOUT1!11!1 HE WORKED IN LOCAL RADIO WHICH H3 ALWAYS USED 2 TAL HIS FREINDS WAS A LOT MORA INTAR3STNG THAN TH3Y PROBABLY THOUGHT111! LOL IT WAS 2 - MOST OF HIS FREINDS WORKED IN ADVARTISNG!1!!1!! OMG LOL

    IT HADNT PROPARLY RAGIST3RED WIT ARTHUR TAHT TEH COUNCIL WANT3D 2 KNOK DOWN HIS HOUSE AND BUILD AN BYPAS INSTEAD!!!!!1! WTF LOL

    AT EIGHT OCLOK ON THURSDAY MORNNG ARTHUR DIDNT FEL VARY GOD!1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL HA WOKE UP BL3ARILY GOT UP WANDER3D BL3ARILY ROUND HIS ROM OP3NED A WINDOW SAW A BULDOZER FOUND HIS SLIPARS AND S2MP3D OF 2 DA BATHROM 2 WASH!!!!!1!! OMG LOL

    2THPAST3 ON TEH BRUSH - SO1!!1 SCRUB11111

    SHAVNG MIROR - POINTNG AT TEH CEILNG1!11 OMG LOL HE ADJUSTED IT1!1! LOL FOR A MOM3NT IT R3FLECT3D A S3COND BULDOZ3R THROUGH DA BATHROM WINDOW1!1!111! OMG WTF LOL PROPARLY ADJUST3D IT REFLECTAD ARTHUR DENTS BRISTLES1!1!1!!1 OMG WTF H3 SHAEVD THAM OF WASHAD DREID AND S2MPAD OF 2 TEH KITCHEN 2 FIND SOMETHNG PLAASANT 2 PUT IN HIS MOUTH!!!1 OMG LOL

    KETL3 PLUG FRIDG3 MILK COFE11!!1 OMG WTF YAWN!1!!!!! LOL DA WORD BULDOZER WAND3R3D THROUGH HIS MIND FOR A MOMENT IN SEARCH OF SOMETHNG 2 CONECT WITH!!1!1! LOL TEH BULDOZER OUTSIED DA KITCHAN WINDOW WAS QUIET A BIG ON31!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

    HA STAERD AT IT!!1!1 OMG

    Y3LOW HE THOUGHT AND S2MP3D OF BAK 2 HIS BDROM 2 GET DR3SED!1111!11 OMG LOL

    PASNG TEH BATHROM HE S2P3D 2 DRINK A LARGA GLAS OF W8R AND ANOTHAR!!!! OMG LOL HE BGAN 2 SUSP3CT TAHT HE WAS HUNG OV3R1!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL Y WAS HE HUNG OV3R??!!!!!? HAD HE BAN DRINKNG TEH NIGHT BFORE????!?!?? OMG WTF HE SUPOSED TAHT HE MUST HAEV BEN1!!!1! HE CAUGHT A GLINT IN DA SHAVNG MIROR11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL YALOW HE THOUGHT AND S2MPED ON 2 DA BDROM1!1!! OMG

    HE S2D AND THOUGHT1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH PUB HA THOUGHT1!!1!!!1 OMG O DEAR DA PUB1111! WTF LOL HE VAGUELY R3M3MBRED BNG ANGRY ANGRY ABOUT SOM3THNG TAHT SEM3D IMPORTANT1!!!! WTF LOL HED B3N T3LNG P3OPL3 ABOUT IT TALNG PAOPLE ABOUT IT AT GR3AT LANGTH H3 RATH3R SUSPECTED HIS CLEAERST VISUAL RECOLECTION WAS OF GLAEZD LOKS ON OTH3R PEOPLES FAECS111!! OMG WTF SOM3THNG ABOUT A NU BYPAS HE HAD JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT11!!111 OMG IT HAD BEN IN DA PIEPLIEN FOR MONTHS ONLY NO ONE SEMAD 2 HAEV KNOWN ABOUT IT!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL RIDICULOUS1!11 OMG HE 2K A SWIG OF W8R111111 WTF IT WUD SORT ITS3LF OUT H3D DECIEDD NO ONA WANT3D A BYPAS DA COUNCIL DIDNT HAEV A LEG 2 STAND ON!!1!! WTF LOL IT WUD SORT ITSELF OUT!!111

    GOD WUT A TERIBLE HANGOV3R IT HAD 3ARNED HIM THOUGH!!!111! OMG WTF H3 LOK3D AT HIMSELF IN DA WARDROB MIROR!1!111 LOL HE STUK OUT HIS 2NGU31!1111!1 OMG YELOW HA THOUGHT!11!1111 TEH WORD Y3LOW WANDARED THROUGH HIS MIND IN SAARCH OF SOM3THNG 2 CON3CT WITH!111!1!1 WTF LOL

    FIFTEN S3CONDS L8R H3 WAS OUT OF DA HOUS3 AND LYNG IN FRONT OF A BIG Y3LOW BULDOZ3R TAHT WAS ADVANCNG UP HIS GARD3N PATH1111 WTF

    MR L PROS3R WAS AS THAY SAY ONLY HUMAN1!11!1 OMG LOL IN OTH3R WORDS HE WAS A CARBON-BAESD LIEF FORM D3SC3ND3D FROM AN AEP1!1111 MORE SPACIFICALY H3 WAS FORTY FAT AND SHABY AND WORKAD FOR TEH LOCAL COUNCIL1!!1 LOL CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THOUGH HE DIDNT KNOW IT HA WAS ALSO A DIERCT MAEL-LIEN D3SCENDANT OF GENGHIS KHAN THOUGH INTERV3NNG GANARATIONS AND RACIAL MIXNG HAD SO JUGLED HIS GAN3S TAHT HE HAD NO DISCERNIBLE MONGOLOID CHARACT3RISTIS AND TEH ONLY VESTIEGS LEFT IN MR L PROSER OF HIS MIGHTY ANCASTRY WAR3 A PRONOUNC3D S2UTNES ABOUT DA TUM AND A PREDIELCTION FOR LITLE FUR HATS!!!11 WTF

    HE WAS BY NO MAANS A GREAT WARIOR IN FACT HA WAS A NARVOUS WOREID MAN111! 2DAY H3 WAS PARTICULARLY NERVOUS AND WOREID B/C SOMETHNG HAD GONE S3RIOUSLY WRONG WIT HIS JOB - WHICH WAS 2 SE TAHT ARTHUR DENTS HOUS3 GOT CLEAERD OUT OF TEH WAY BFORE TEH DAY WAS OUT1!!! OMG

    COME OF IT MR D3NT HE SADE U CANT WIN U KNOW1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL U CANT LEI IN FRONT OF TEH BULDOZER INDEFINIETLY!1111!11 HE TREID 2 MAEK HIS EYAS BLAEZ FEIRC3LY BUT THEY JUST WUDNT DO IT11!11 WTF LOL

    ARTHUR LAY IN DA MUD AND SQUELCHED AT HIM11!!1 LOL

    IMM GM3 H3 SADE WEL SE WHO RUSTS FIRST1!!111!! WTF LOL

    IMM AFRADE UR GONG 2 HAEV 2 AC3PT IT SADE MR PROS3R GRIPNG HIS FUR HAT AND ROLNG IT ROUND TEH 2P OF HIS HEAD THIS BYPAS HAS GOT 2 B BUILT AND ITS GONG 2 B BUILT!1!111 OMG

    FIRST IVE HEARD OF IT SADE ARTHUR Y IT GONG 2 B BUILT????!?!?? OMG

    MR PROSAR SHOK HIS FNGER AT HIM FOR A BIT THAN S2PED AND PUT IT AWAY AGANE1!11!!1 LOL WUT DO U MAAN Y IT GOT 2 B BUILT?????! OMG H3 SADE1!1!1 OMG WTF ITS A BYPAS!!1111 LOL U GOT 2 BUILD BYPASES!11!!1!

    BYPASAS R D3VIECS WHICH ALOW SOM3 PEOPLE 2 DRIEV FROM POINT A 2 POINT B V3RY FAST WHILST OTH3R PAOPLA DASH FROM POINT B 2 POINT A V3RY FAST!!!1 OMG WTF LOL PEOPL3 LIVNG AT POINT C BNG A POINT DIERCTLY IN BTWEN R OFTEN GIEVN 2 WONDER WUT SO GRAAT ABOUT POINT A TAHT SO MANY PAOPL3 OF POINT B R SO KEN 2 GET THEYRE AND WUT SO GRAAT ABOUT POINT B TAHT SO MANY PEOPLE OF POINT A R SO KEN 2 G3T THEYRE!111 OMG WTF LOL TH3Y OFTEN WISH TAHT PEOPLE WUD JUST ONCA AND FOR AL WORK OUT WH3R3 TEH H3L THEY WANTED 2 B11!!! OMG WTF LOL

    MR PROS3R WANT3D 2 B AT POINT D111!!1!! POINT D WASNT ANYWH3RE IN PARTICULAR IT WAS JUST ANY CONVENEINT POINT A V3RY LONG WAY FROM POINTS A B AND C!1!! OMG LOL H3 WUD HAEV A NIEC LITLE COTAEG AT POINT D WIT AEXS OVER DA DOR AND SPAND A PLEASANT MOUNT OF TIEM AT POINT E WHICH WUD B DA NEAERST PUB 2 POINT D11!!!1 OMG WTF HIS WIEF OF COURS3 WANTAD CLIMBNG ROS3S BUT H3 WANTED AEXS1!1!!111 HE DIDNT KNOW Y - HE JUST LIEKD AEXS1!!!1 WTF H3 FLUSHED HOTLY UND3R TEH DERISIEV GRINS OF DA BULDOZAR DRIEVRS!11!1!! LOL

    HE SHIFTED HIS WEIGHT FROM FOT 2 FOT BUT IT WAS AQUALY UNCOMFORTABL3 ON 3ACH1!!!!1!1 LOL OBVIOUSLY SOM3BODY HAD B3N APALNGLY INCOMP3T3NT AND H3 HOPED 2 GOD IT WASNT HIM!!11 OMG

    MR PROS3R SADE U WARE QUIET ENTITL3D 2 MAEK ANY SUGESTIONS OR PROTASTS AT TEH APROPRIAET TIEM U KNOW11!1 OMG

    APROPRIAET TIEM?!??!? OMG LOL HOTED ARTHUR!11!!1! OMG LOL APROPRIAET TIEM???!!! OMG LOL DA FIRST I NU ABOUT IT WAS WH3N A WORKMAN ARIEVD AT MAH HOM3 YASTARDAY111!!1 LOL I ASK3D HIM IF HED COME 2 CLAAN TEH WINDOWS AND HE SADE NO HED COM3 2 D3MOLISH DA HOUSA111!!!1! OMG WTF HA DIDNT TEL M3 STRAGEHT AWAY OF COURS3!!11!11 OMG WTF LOL O NO!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL FIRST HE WIEPD A COUPL3 OF WINDOWS AND CHARGED ME A FIEVR11!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL THEN HE 2LD ME1!1111!!

    BUT MR DENT DA PLANS HAEV B3N AVALEABL3 IN TEH LOCAL PLANNG OFIEC FOR TEH LAST NIEN MONTH1!!1 OMG O YES WEL AS SON AS I HEARD I W3NT STRAGEHT ROUND 2 SE TH3M Y3ST3RDAY AFT3RNON1!!!11! OMG U HADNT EXACTLY GON3 OUT OF UR WAY 2 CAL AT3NTION 2 TH3M HAD U?!????!! I MEAN LIEK ACTUALY TELNG ANYBODY OR ANYTHNG111!11! OMG

    BUT DA PLANS W3RE ON DISPLAY .111!!!!!!!!!111!!! OMG WTF

    ON DISPLAY?!??!!! OMG LOL I 3VENTUALY HAD 2 GO DOWN 2 TEH CELAR 2 FIND THEM!1!1!!! LOL

    TAHTS DA DISPLAY DAPARTMENT1!1!1! WIT A 2RCH!!!! OMG WTF

    AH WAL DA LIGHTS HAD PROBABLY GONE!!1!! OMG

    SO HAD DA STARES111!!1!! LOL

    BUT LOK U FOUND TEH NOTIEC DIDNT U?!??? OMG LOL

    YES SADE ARTHUR YES I DID!!!! LOL IT WAS ON DISPLAY IN DA BOTOM OF A LOKED FILNG CABIENT STUK IN A DISUSED LAVA2RY WIT A SIGN ON DA DOR SAYNG R OF DA L3OPARD1!1!!11!

    A CLOUD PASED OV3RHAAD!11!!1! WTF LOL IT CAST A SHADOW OVER ARTHUR DENT AS HA LAY PROPED UP ON HIS ALBOW IN DA COLD MUD1!!1!11 LOL IT CAST A SHADOW OVER ARTHUR D3NTS HOUS3111!!! OMG WTF LOL MR PROS3R FROWNAD AT IT1!1!!!! OMG WTF LOL

    ITS NOT AS IF ITS A PARTICULARLY NIEC HOUS3 H3 SADE!1!!! LOL

    IMM SORY BUT I HAPEN 2 LIEK IT11!!!111 OMG U LIEK TEH BYPAS1!!1 LOL O SHUT UP SADE ARTHUR D3NT!!1!1 SHUT UP AND GO AWAY AND TAEK UR BLODY BYPAS WIT U1111!!1! OMG WTF U HAEVNT GOT A L3G 2 STAND ON AND U KNOW IT1!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL

    MR PROSERS MOUTH OPEN3D AND CLOSED A COUPL3 OF TIEMS WHIEL HIS MIND WAS FOR A MOMENT FILED WIT IENXPLICABLE BUT TERIBLY ATRACTIEV VISIONS OF ARTHUR DENTS HOUSA BNG CONSUM3D WIT FIER AND ARTHUR HIMSALF RUNNG SCRAMNG FROM DA BLAZNG RUIN WIT AT L3AST THRE HEFTY SPEARS PROTRUDNG FROM HIS BAK!!!1 OMG WTF MR PROS3R WAS OFTEN THEIR WIT VISIONS LIEK THAS3 AND TH3Y MAED HIM FEL V3RY N3RVOUS1!!11111 WTF LOL HE STUTERED FOR A MOM3NT AND THEN PULED HIMSELF 2GATHER!111! LOL

    MR D3NT HA SADE1111!1! LOL

    HELO?!??? OMG WTF Y3S?!!!!? LOL SADE ARTHUR!!111 WTF LOL

    SOMA FACTUAL INFORMATION FOR U!1!!!11! LOL HAEV U ANY IEDA HOW MUCH DMAEG TAHT BULDOZAR WUD SUF3R IF I JUST LAT IT ROL STRAGEHT OVER U???!??!?? OMG WTF

    HOW MUCH?!!!! OMG WTF LOL SADE ARTHUR1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

    NON3 AT AL SADE MR PROSER AND S2RMED N3RVOUSLY OF WONDERNG Y HIS BRANE WAS FILED WIT A THOUSAND HAREY HORSEMAN AL SHOUTNG AT HIM!!1!1 WTF LOL

    BY A CURIOUS COINCIEDNCA NON3 AT AL IS EXACTLY HOW MUCH SUSPICION DA AEP-DESCANDANT ARTHUR DENT HAD TAHT ONA OF HIS CLOS3ST FREINDS WAS NOT DASC3ND3D FROM AN AEP BUT WAS IN FACT FROM A SMAL PLAENT IN TEH VICINITY OF BTELG3USE AND NOT FROM GUILDFORD AS HE USUALY CLAMEED!!!!!

    ARTHUR DANT HAD NAV3R EVER SUSPECTAD THIS!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

    THIS FREIND OF HIS HAD FIRST ARIEVD ON DA PLAENT SOMA FIFTEN EARTH YEARS PR3VIOUSLY AND HE HAD WORKED HARD 2 BLEND HIMS3LF IN2 3ARTH SOCEITY - WITH IT MUST B SADE SOMA SUCES1111!!! OMG FOR INSTANC3 HE HAD SPENT THOSA FIFTEN YEARS PRETENDNG 2 B AN OUT OF WORK AC2R WHICH WAS PLAUSIBL3 ANOUGH1!!1 WTF

    HE HAD MAED ONE CAERLES BLUNDER THOUGH B/C HE HAD SKIMPAD A BIT ON HIS PREPARA2RY RES3ARCH!!!!1!! OMG DA INFORMATION HE HAD THEIR HAD LED HIM 2 CHOSA TEH NM3 FORD PRAF3CT AS BNG NIECLY INCONSPICUOUS!11!1 OMG WTF

    HA WAS NOT CONSPICUOUSLY TAL HIS FEATURAS WERA STRIKNG BUT NOT CONSPICUOUSLY HANDSOME1!!1 LOL HIS HARE WAS WIRY AND GNGERISH AND BRUSHAD BAKWARDS FROM DA TAMPLES!11!1! WTF LOL HIS SKIN SEMAD 2 B PUL3D BAKWARDS FROM TEH NOSE!!1! OMG LOL THEYRE WAS SOM3THNG V3RY SLIGHTLY OD ABOUT HIM BUT IT WAS DIFICULT 2 SAY WUT IT WAS1!1!1! OMG LOL P3RHAPS IT WAS TAHT HIS AYAS DIDNT BLINK OFT3N ENOUGH AND WH3N U TOKED 2 HIM FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIEM UR EY3S BGAN INVOLUNTARILY 2 W8R ON HIS BHALF111! OMG WTF LOL PERHAPS IT WAS TAHT HE SMIELD SLIGHTLY 2 BROADLY AND GAEV PEOPLA DA UN3RVNG IMPRESION TAHT HE WAS ABOUT 2 GO FOR THEYRE N3K1!!11!!1 OMG WTF

    H3 STRUK MOST OF TEH FREINDS HA HAD MAED ON 3ARTH AS AN ECANTRIC BUT A HARMLES ONE - AN UNRULY BOZER WIT SOME ODISH HABITS!1!1!!! FOR INSTANCE HA WUD OFT3N GAETCRASH UNIEVRSITY PARTEIS GET BADLY DRUNK AND START MAKNG FUN OF ANY ASTROPHYSICIST HA CUD FIND TIL HA GOT THROWN OUT1!!!! WTF LOL

    SOMATIEMS HE WUD GET S3IEZD WIT ODLY DISTRACT3D MODS AND R IN2 DA SKY AS IF HYPNOTIEZD UNTIL SOMEONE ASKED HIM WUT HE WAS DONG1!!!!!!! OMG LOL TH3N HE WUD START GUILTILY FOR A MOM3NT RELAX AND GRIN!1!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL O JUST LOKNG FOR FLYNG SAUCERS H3 WUD JOK3 AND 3V3RYONE WUD LAUGH AND ASK HIM WUT SORT OF FLYNG SAUCERS HA WAS LOKNG FOR111!!!1 LOL

    GREN ONES!111! WTF H3 WUD REPLY WIT A WIK3D GRIN LAUGH WILDLY FOR A MOMENT AND THAN SUD3NLY LUNGE FOR TEH N3AERST BAR AND BUY AN ANORMOUS ROUND OF DRINKS!!11!11! WTF LOL

    AVENNGS LIEK THIS USUALY ENDED BADLY1!1!!!1 LOL FORD WUD GAT OUT OF HIS SKUL ON WHISKY HUDLE IN2 A CORN3R WIT SOM3 GIRL AND EXPLANE 2 H3R IN SLURED PHRAESS TAHT HON3STLY DA COLOUR OF TEH FLYNG SAUCERS DIDNT MATER TAHT MUCH RILLY!1!1!11 THEIR STAGERNG SAMI-PARALYTIC DOWN DA NIGHT STRETS H3 WUD OFTEN ASK PASNG POLIECMEN IF THAY NU TEH WAY 2 BTELG3US3!1111 OMG WTF LOL TEH POLIECM3N WUD USUALY SAY SOMETHNG LIEK DONT U THINK ITS ABOUT TIEM U WENT OF HOMA SIR?!!??!!!? OMG

    IMM TRYNG 2 BABY IMM TRYNG 2 IS WUT FORD INVARIABLY RAPLEID ON TH3S3 OCASIONS1111!! OMG WTF LOL

    IN FACT WUT HE WAS RILLY LOKNG OUT FOR WHEN HE STAERD DISTRACTEDLY IN2 DA NIGHT SKY WAS ANY KIND OF FLYNG SAUCAR AT AL11!!1!!! OMG WTF TEH REASON H3 SADE GREN WAS TAHT GREN WAS TEH TRADITIONAL SPAEC LIEVRY OF TEH BTALGEUS3 TRADNG SCOUTS!!11 WTF

    FORD PREFECT WAS D3SP3RAET TAHT ANY FLYNG SAUCER AT AL WUD ARIEV SON B/C FIFTEN YAARS WAS A LONG TIEM 2 G3T STRANDAD ANYWH3R3 PARTICULARLY SOM3WHARE AS MINDBOGNGLY DUL AS DA EARTH!!!!!!! LOL

    FORD WISH3D TAHT A FLYNG SAUC3R WUD ARIEV SON B/C H3 NU HOW 2 FLAG FLYNG SAUCERS DOWN AND GET LIFTS FROM TH3M!!!1!1 WTF HE NU HOW 2 SE DA MARVALS OF TEH UNIEVRSE FOR LES THAN THIRTY ALTAREAN DOLARS A DAY!1!!

    IN FACT FORD PRAF3CT WAS A ROVNG RESEARCH3R FOR TAHT WHOLY REMARKABLE BOK TEH HITCH HIEKRS GUIED 2 TEH GALAXY!1!11! WTF LOL

    HUMAN BNGS R GREAT ADAP2RS AND BY LUNCHTIEM LIEF IN DA ENVIRONS OF ARTHURS HOUSE HAD S3TLED IN2 A STEADY ROUTIEN1111111 LOL IT WAS ARTHURS ACAPTED ROLA 2 LEI SQUELCHNG IN DA MUD MAKNG OCASIONAL DAMANDS 2 SE HIS LAWYER HIS MOTHAR OR A GOD BOK IT WAS MR PROS3RS ACEPTED ROLA 2 TAKLE ARTHUR WIT DA OCASIONAL NU PLOY SUCH AS DA FOR DA PUBLIC GOD TOK DA MARCH OF PROGR3S TOK DA THEY KNOK3D MAH HOUSE DOWN ONCE U KNOW NEVER LOKAD BAK TOK AND VARIOUS OTH3R CAJOLEREIS AND THREATS AND IT WAS TEH BULDOZAR DRIEVRS ACEPTAD ROL3 2 SIT AROUND DRINKNG COFE AND EXPERIEMNTNG WIT UNION RAGULATIONS 2 SE HOW TH3Y CUD TURN TEH SITUATION 2 THEYRE FINANCIAL ADVANTAEG1111 DA 3ARTH MOVED SLOWLY IN ITS DIURNAL COURSA111!11!1 LOL DA SUN WAS BGINNG 2 DRY OUT DA MUD ARTHUR LAY IN!1!!1 LOL

    A SHADOW MOVAD ACROS HIM AGANE!!!1 WTF

    HALO ARTHUR SADE TEH SHADOW1!1!!11!

    ARTHUR LOKED UP AND SQUINTNG IN2 DA SUN WAS STARTL3D 2 SE FORD PREFECT STANDNG ABOV3 HIM!!1!1 OMG WTF

    FORD!!!11!11 OMG LOL H3LO HOW R U??!??! WTF LOL

    FIEN SADE FORD LOK R U BUSY?!!?!?? WTF

    M I BUSY?!!!?! WTF LOL 3XCLAME3D ARTHUR11!!1!1! WEL IV3 JUST GOT AL THESA BULDOZERS AND THNGS 2 LEI IN FRONT OF B/C THEYL KNOK MAH HOUS3 DOWN IF I DONT BUT OTHER THAN TAHT .!!!!1!!1!111!11!! OMG W3L NO NOT ESPECIALY Y?!!!! OMG LOL

    TH3Y DONT HAEV SARCASM ON BT3LGEUSA AND FORD PR3FACT OFTEN FALEAD 2 NOTIEC IT UNL3S HA WAS CONCANTRATNG1!1! OMG WTF HA SADE GOD IS THEYRE ANYWHARE W3 CAN TOK??????!?! OMG LOL WUT?!?!? OMG WTF SADE ARTHUR D3NT!11111!1 OMG

    FOR A FEW SECONDS FORD SEM3D 2 IGNOR3 HIM AND STAERD FIEXDLY IN2 TEH SKY LIEK A RABIT TRYNG 2 GAT RUN OVER BY A CAR!!1! OMG LOL TH3N SUD3NLY HE SQUATED DOWN BSIED ARTHUR!1!! WTF LOL

    WAVE GOT 2 TOK HE SADE URG3NTLY1!1111 OMG

    FIEN SADE ARTHUR TOK!111 OMG WTF

    AND DRINK SADE FORD!!!111 OMG ITS VITALY IMPORTANT TAHT WA TOK AND DRINK!11!! WTF LOL NOW!!!!! OMG WTF W3L GO 2 TEH PUB IN TEH VILAEG!!1111 WTF LOL

    H3 LOKED IN2 TEH SKY AGANE NARVOUS 3XPACTANT11!! OMG WTF

    LOK DONT U UND3RSTAND??!!!!!? OMG WTF SHOUTED ARTHUR1!!1!!!1 WTF LOL H3 POINTAD AT PROS3R!!1!!1! WTF TAHT MAN WANTS 2 KNOK MAH HOUS3 DOWN!111!!1 WTF LOL

    FORD GLANCAD AT HIM PUZLAD1!!1!!1

    WEL HA CAN DO IT WHIEL UR AWAY CANT HA????!!?! OMG WTF LOL HE ASKED!!1!1 LOL

    BUT I DONT WANT HIM 2!!11! OMG WTF LOL

    AH1!1!!!1 OMG WTF

    LOK WUT TEH MAT3R WIT U FORD??!??!?! WTF SADE ARTHUR11111! WTF LOL

    NOTHNG1111!! OMG WTF LOL NOTHNGS TEH MATER!1111111 OMG WTF LIST3N 2 M3 - IVE GOT 2 TEL U TEH MOST IMPORTANT THNG U EVER H3ARD111!1! WTF IV3 GOT 2 TEL U NOW AND IV3 GOT 2 TEL U IN TEH SALON BAR OF DA HORS3 AND GROM1!!1 WTF

    BUT Y?!?!!!! OMG B/C U R GONG 2 NED A VERY STIF DRINK!!111!! LOL

    FORD STAERD AT ARTHUR AND ARTHUR WAS AS2NISHAD 2 FIND TAHT HIS WIL WAS BGINNG 2 W3AEKN11!111 LOL HE DIDNT REALIEZ TAHT THIS WAS B/C OF AN OLD DRINKNG GM3 TAHT FORD L3ARNED 2 PLAY IN DA HYPARSPAEC PORTS TAHT S3RVED DA MADRANIET MINNG BLTS IN DA STAR SYSTEM OF ORION BTA1!!!! OMG DA GM3 WAS NOT UNLIEK DA EARTH GM3 CALED INDIAN WRESTLNG AND WAS PLAEYD LIEK THIS

    TWO CONT3STANTS WUD SIT AITH3R SIED OF A TABLA WIT A GLAS IN FRONT OF EACH OF TH3M!!!1!11

    BTWEN THEM WUD B PLAECD A BOTLE OF JANX SPIRIT (AS IMORTALIEZD IN TAHT ANCEINT ORION MINNG SONG O DONT GIEV MA NON3 MORA OF TAHT OLD JANX SPIRIT/ NO DONT U GIEV ME NONE MORE OF TAHT OLD JANX SPIRIT/ FOR MAH HEAD WIL FLY MAH 2NGU3 WIL LEI MAH EYAS WIL FRY AND I MAY DEI/ WONT U POUR MA ON3 MORE OF TAHT SINFUL OLD JANX SPIRIT)!1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL

    EACH OF TEH TWO CONTASTANTS WUD TH3N CONCANTRAET THERE WIL ON TEH BOTLE AND AT3MPT 2 TIP IT AND POUR SPIRIT IN2 DA GLAS OF HIS OPONENT - WHO WUD THAN HAEV 2 DRINK IT!!1!! WTF LOL TEH BOTL3 WUD THEN B R3FILAD11!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL TEH GMA WUD B PLAEYD AGANE!!!!!!! OMG WTF AND AGANE1!111 OMG WTF LOL

    ONCA U STARTED 2 LOSE U WUD PROBABLY KEP LOSNG B/C ONA OF TEH EF3CTS OF JANX SPIRIT IS 2 D3PRES TAL3PSYCHIC POW3R!1!!!!! OMG LOL

    AS SON AS A PR3D3TERMIEND QUANTITY HAD BAN CONSUMED DA FINAL LOS3R WUD HAEV 2 P3RFORM A FORFEIT WHICH WAS USUALY OBSC3N3LY BIOLOGICAL1!!! OMG

    FORD PRAF3CT USUALY PLAEYD 2 LOS311!!1! OMG WTF LOL

    FORD STAERD AT ARTHUR WHO BGAN 2 THINK TAHT PERHAPS H3 DID WANT 2 GO 2 TEH HORS3 AND GROM AFTAR AL1!11!11! OMG WTF LOL

    BUT WUT ABOUT MAH HOUSA .?11!1!1!11!1!1111!!?!!!!?? LOL H3 ASKED PLANETIEVLY!1!!!! OMG LOL

    FORD LOKED ACROS 2 MR PROSER AND SUD3NLY A WIKED THOUGHT STRUK HIM11!111

    HA WANTS 2 KNOK UR HOUSA DOWN???!?? OMG LOL

    Y3S HE WANTS 2 BUILD .1111111!!11!111111 OMG WTF

    AND HE CANT B/C UR LYNG IN FRONT OF TEH BULDOZ3RS??!?! LOL

    Y3S AND .!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!11 LOL

    IMM SURE WE CAN COME 2 SOME ARANGEMENT SADE FORD!11!11 OMG EXCUSE ME!111111! OMG HE SHOUT3D!1111 OMG

    MR PROSER (WHO WAS ARGUNG WIT A SPOKESMAN FOR DA BULDOZ3R DRIEVRS ABOUT WHETHAR OR NOT ARTHUR DANT CONSTITUTAD A MENTAL H3ALTH HAZARD AND HOW MUCH THEY SHUD GET PADE IF HE DID) LOKED AROUND111!! LOL H3 WAS SURPRIESD AND SLIGHTLY ALARMED 2 FIND TAHT ARTHUR HAD COMPANY!!11!11! WTF

    YES?????!!?? LOL HELO???!! OMG H3 CALAD11!!!1 LOL HAS MR DANT COME 2 HIS SANSES Y3T??!?!?!?? WTF LOL

    CAN WA FOR DA MOM3NT CAL3D FORD ASUMA TAHT H3 HASNT???!!?? OMG LOL

    WAL?!?!??? OMG WTF SIGHED MR PROSER11!!1! LOL

    AND CAN W3 ALSO ASUME SADE FORD TAHT HES GONG 2 B STAYNG HER3 AL DAY??!?!

    SO?!?!?!? OMG

    SO AL UR MEN R GONG 2 B STANDNG AROUND AL DAY DONG NOTHNG????! OMG WTF LOL

    CUD B CUD B .!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!11! WTF LOL

    WAL IF UR R3SIGN3D 2 DONG TAHT ANYWAY U DONT ACTUALY NED HIM 2 LEI H3R3 AL TEH TIEM DO U?!!!?! WUT??!?!! U DONT SADE FORD PATEINTLY ACTUALY NED HIM H3RA!111

    MR PROSER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS1!11 OMG WTF

    WEL NO NOT AS SUCH.!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL HE SADE NOT 3XACTLY NED .!1!!!!!!!11!1 PROS3R WAS WOREID1!1111!! LOL HA THOUGHT TAHT ON3 OF THAM WASNT MAKNG A LOT OF SENSE111!!!!1 WTF

    FORD SADE SO IF U WUD JUST LIEK 2 TAEK IT AS R3AD TAHT HAS ACTUALY H3R3 THAN HE AND I CUD SLIP OF DOWN 2 DA PUB FOR HALF AN HOUR1!11 HOW DO3S TAHT SOUND?!!?? OMG LOL

    MR PROS3R THOUGHT IT SOUND3D P3RF3CTLY POTY!!!!! OMG WTF

    TAHT SOUNDS P3RF3CTLY R3ASONABLA HE SADE IN A REASURNG 2N3 OF VOIEC WONDERNG WHO HE WAS TRYNG 2 R3ASUR3!!11!!!1 LOL

    AND IF U WANT 2 POP OF FOR A QUIK ONE UR L8R ON SADE FORD W3 CAN ALWAYS COVER UP FOR U IN R3TURN!!11 OMG

    THANK U VERY MUCH SADE MR PROSAR WHO NO LONG3R NU HOW 2 PLAY THIS AT AL THANK U VERY MUCH YES TAHTS VARY KIND .!!1!!!!1!1!!!!111!!!1!1 H3 FROWN3D THEN SMIELD THAN TREID 2 DO BOTH AT ONCA FALE3D GRASPED HOLD OF HIS FUR HAT AND ROL3D IT FITFULY ROUND TEH 2P OF HIS HAAD!11!1! OMG HA CUD ONLY ASUME TAHT HE HAD JUST WON1!111! WTF LOL

    SO CONTINU3D FORD PR3FACT IF U WUD JUST LIEK 2 COME OV3R HAR3 AND LEI DOWN .!11!!11!!11!!!1!1!1!! LOL WUT??!??? LOL SADE MR PROSER!!1!!! WTF

    AH IMM SORY SADE FORD P3RHAPS I HADNT MAED MYSELF FULY CLEAR11!111 WTF SOM3BODYS GOT 2 LEI IN FRONT OF TEH BULDOZERS HAEVNT THEY???!??? OR THEYRE WONT B ANYTHNG 2 S2P THEM DRIVNG IN2 MR DENTS HOUSE WIL THEYRE?!!?? LOL WUT?!!!!! WTF LOL SADE MR PROS3R AGANE!11!!1 OMG LOL

    ITS VERY SIMPLE SADE FORD MAH CLEINT MR D3NT SAYS TAHT HE WIL S2P LYNG HARE IN TEH MUD ON TEH SOL3 CONDITION TAHT U COMA AND TAEK OVAR FROM HIM1111 OMG WTF WUT R U TOKNG ABOUT??!??! OMG WTF LOL SADE ARTHUR BUT FORD NUDG3D HIM WIT HIS SHO3 2 B QUEIT1!11! OMG U WANT ME SADE MR PROSER SPELNG OUT THIS NU THOUGHT 2 HIMSELF 2 COMA AND LEI THEYRE .1!!1!1!111!!1!!!!1! LOL

    YAS!1!!1! WTF LOL

    IN FRONT OF DA BULDOZAR?!!?!???! WTF LOL

    YAS1111 WTF LOL

    INSTEAD OF MR D3NT!!1!! OMG LOL

    YES!1!!! OMG

    IN TEH MUD!!111 OMG WTF LOL

    IN AS U SAY IT TEH MUD!!!11111 OMG

    AS SON AS MR PROS3R R3ALIEZD TAHT H3 WAS SUBSTANTIALY DA LOSAR AFTER AL IT WAS AS IF A WAIGHT LIFTED ITSALF OF HIS SHUDARS THIS WAS MORE LIEK DA WORLD AS H3 NU IT!!11 OMG HA SIGHAD!!!!! OMG LOL

    IN RETURN FOR WHICH U WIL TAEK MR D3NT WIT U DOWN 2 DA PUB?!!!!!!!

    TAHTS IT SADE FORD!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL TAHTS IT EXACTLY11!! OMG WTF

    MR PROSER 2K A FAW N3RVOUS STAPS FORWARD AND S2PED!1!!1111 WTF

    PROMIES??!???

    PROMIES SADE FORD111!1!!1 WTF LOL HA TURNED 2 ARTHUR!1!!!1 OMG LOL

    COMA ON HE SADE 2 HIM GAT UP AND LET DA MAN LEI DOWN!1!!!!!! WTF LOL

    ARTHUR S2D UP FELNG AS IF HE WAS IN A DREM!!1!11 OMG LOL

    FORD BKONED 2 PROSER WHO SADLY AWKWARDLY SAT DOWN IN DA MUD!11!1!! HE F3LT TAHT HIS WHOLA LIEF WAS SOME KIND OF DR3M AND HE SOMATIEMS WOND3RAD WHOS3 IT WAS AND WHETHER THEY WERE 3NJOYNG IT!!1! OMG WTF TEH MUD FOLDED ITSELF ROUND HIS BOTOM AND HIS ARMS AND OZED IN2 HIS SHOES11!111 OMG

    FORD LOKAD AT HIM SAVER3LY!!1111 WTF LOL

    AND NO SNEAKY KNOKNG DOWN MR DENTS HOUSE WHILST HES AWAY ALRIGHT????! OMG HA SADE!!!11 OMG DA MERA THOUGHT GROWLED MR PROSAR HADNT 3VEN BGUN 2 SPECULAET HE CONTINU3D SATLNG HIMS3LF BAK ABOUT DA MERAST POSIBILITY OF CROSNG MAH MIND111!!1 OMG WTF

    HE SAW DA BULDOZ3R DRIEVRS UNION REPRAS3NTATIEV APROACHNG AND LAT HIS HEAD SINK BAK AND CLOSAD HIS 3YES1!1!!! HA WAS TRYNG 2 MARSHAL HIS ARGUMANTS FOR PROVNG TAHT HE DID NOT NOW CONSTITUT3 A M3NTAL H3ALTH HAZARD HIMSELF!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL H3 WAS FAR FROM C3RTANE ABOUT THIS - HIS MIND SEMAD 2 B FUL OF NOIES HORS3S SMOKE AND TEH ST3NCH OF BLOD111111 THIS ALWAYS HAPANED WHEN HE FELT MIESRABLE AND PUT UPON AND HE HAD N3V3R B3N ABLE 2 EXPLANE IT 2 HIMSELF!!!11!11 OMG WTF IN A HIGH DIEMNSION OF WHICH WE KNOW NOTHNG TEH MIGHTY KHAN BLOWED WIT RAEG BUT MR PROS3R ONLY TRAMBLED SLIGHTLY AND WHIMPERAD!1!111!1 OMG WTF H3 BGAN 2 FAL LITLE PRIX OF W8R BHIND TEH AYELIDS!!!!111! BUREAUCRATIC *C3NSOR3D*-UPS ANGRY MEN LYNG IN TEH MUD IND3CIPH3RABLE STRANG3RS HANDNG OUT IENXPLICABLE HUMILIATIONS AND AN UNIEDNTIFEID MAH OF HORSEMAN LAUGHNG AT HIM IN HIS HAAD - WUT A DAY1!!1 OMG WTF WUT A DAY11!11 OMG WTF LOL FORD PREF3CT NU TAHT IT DIDNT MATAR A PARE OF DNGOS KIDN3YS WH3THER ARTHURS HOUSE GOT KNOK3D DOWN OR NOT NOW!!!!!!

    ARTHUR RAMANE3D V3RY WOREID!!!! OMG

    BUT CAN WA TRUST HIM?!!!!??!! OMG HA SADE!!!11!! OMG LOL

    MYS3LF ID TRUST HIM 2 DA 3ND OF TEH 3ARTH SADE FORD1111!!1 OMG LOL O YES SADE ARTHUR AND HOW FARS TAHT??!?? OMG LOL

    ABOUT TWELVE MINUT3S AWAY SADE FORD COMA ON I NED A DA1!1!11 [/size]

    OMG WTF ENTIER INTRO 2 DA HITCHIEKRS GUIED 2 DA GALAXY!1!!!!1 OMG IN SMAL TEXT OF COURSA!!!!1! OMG LOL
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    May 4 2006, 01:05 AM
    A classic Shakespeare line, L33Tified.

    2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW
    CREPS IN THIS P3TY PAEC FROM DAY 2 DAY
    2 DA LAST SYLABLE OF RECORDAD TIEM
    AND AL OUR Y3STERDAYS HAEV LIGHTED TEH WAY 2 DUSTY DEATH11!!1 OMG WTF OUT OUT BREIF CANDL3
    LIEFS!!!11 OMG LOL BUT A WOKNG SHADOW A POR PLAEYR
    TAHT STRUTS AND FR3TS HIS HOUR UPON TEH STAEG
    AND THEN IS HEARD NO MORA IT IS A TAEL
    2LD BY AN IDIOT FUL OF SOUND AND FURY
    SIGNIFYNG NOTHNG1!1!!1!1 OMG

    -FROM MACBTH (V V 19)

    God, I love Macbeth. Anyway, I'm feeling tempted to post my Honecker speech...
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