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    The joke game; No racism or crude humor plz.
    Topic Started: Nov 6 2005, 09:16 AM (250 Views)
    Mars McToad
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    Ok Now make a good joke and make us laugh. I got a few on the top of my mind.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    George
    George who?
    George bush is a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!111!

    Why is honey so scarce in boston?

    Cause there is only one B in Boston.

    I have another one but it's sorta racist

    Any start the game and remeber NO RASICM OR CRUDE JOKES.
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    Q: What do you call an Australian pen?
    A: PAPERMATE!
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    Mars McToad
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    lol very funny

    What kind of bus do Flies take?
    A: A grey hound lol
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    Q: What do you call a female cigar?
    A: A cigarette!
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    Mars McToad
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    yeah i no that one too

    How do you get a Pokemon on the bus?

    You poke-em-on
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    Water Who?
    What-are you?
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    Mars McToad
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    lol funny i'll be back some more jokes later
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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side!

    *Joke drum beat*
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    Mars McToad
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    lol a bit that's a little classic no offense

    What's a tree favorite drink?

    Root beer!

    lol
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    Q: What do sodas call their dads?
    A: Pop!
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    Mars McToad
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    lol funny

    Why was the musicisian arreseted?
    Cause he was in Treble

    lol
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    Q: Why did the old man have wheels on his rocking chair?
    A: Because he wanted to rock and roll!

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