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    Quotes from shows
    Topic Started: Aug 5 2005, 10:36 PM (542 Views)
    Wolf
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    Next stop, the Twilight Zone
    This is where you can post quotes you like from shows you like. i guess i'll start. these are some quotes i took out of family guy

    Chris:(on TV)1 time my dad pooped in the neighbors yard and then lied about it.
    Joe: I knew it. Well i'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up.

    This I took out from a Quagmire song

    Girl: He's Quagmire, Quagmire
    Quagmire: Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy lets have sex

    Lois:(to Peter) I feel like there's a special hole inside of me
    Quagmire: Wooooah
    Lois: And I feel like there's special objects to fill that hole
    Quagmire: Woooooah
    Lois: And those special things should fill that hole and fix my life
    Quagmire: That 1 was also very sexual

    Peter: Oh I preyed for you Max Weinstein, and here you are
    Max:(confused)Ok. Anyway thanks for letting me use the phone
    Peter: Thanks for Spaceballs

    Stewie: Mother I've come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster

    Peter: Wow Cleavland, Quagmire, Joe, Who are you?
    Guy: I'm the guy who's car you just slammed into
    Peter: Lois you invited everyone

    Chumba Wumbas:(Singing)Chumba Wumba gobbldy Gloo, Life isnt fair it's sad but it's true, Chumba Wumba gobbledy glee, If you are wise you'll listen to me
    Chumba Wumba 1: What do you do when your stuck in a chair
    Chumba Wumba 2: Finding it hard to go up an down stairs
    Chumba Wumba 3: What do you think of the 1 you call god
    All Chumba Wumbas:isn't his absence Slightly odd
    Chumba Wumba 4: Maybe he's forgotten you
    All Chumba Wumbas: Chumba Wumba gobbldye zhorse, give a good matter your not a horse, they will turn you into dog food, like the Chumba Wumba gobbldye do.
    Joe: I'm glad I'm takin your stupid tour. I'm a chorus man anyway
    CW 1: Gobbldye Gloo

    WOW THAT TOOK A WHILE
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    SMRPG1
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    Ganon
    From That 70's Show:

    Erick: What have you done you boney *censored*!
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    Wolf
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    Next stop, the Twilight Zone
    From Spongebob:

    Mrs. Puff: My name is Mrs. Puff and I only say that because I see we have a new student. Why don't you come up and introduce yourself to the rest of the class.
    Patrick:(to spongebob) Who's the fat kid talking to?

    Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
    Magic Clam: No
    Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
    Magic Clam: No
    Squidward: Can't you say anything other than no?
    Magic Clam: Try asking again
    Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
    Magic Clam: Noo

    Plankton: Nows your chance spongebob. Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot if you don't get your metal detector back
    Spongebob:(to guy)Hey, I'm gonna tie your shoe if I don't get that back.
    Guy: But I'm wearing Sandals
    Spongebob:(to Plankton) It's Ok Plankton he's wearing sandals

    Plankton:(to spongebob) There's that guy that took your ice cream cone. Do you have what it takes to get it back
    Spongebob:(to guy)Hey that's my ice cream
    Plankton:(to spongebob) great now let him have it
    Spongebob:(to guy) you can have it
    Guy: Thanks
    Plankton: Now look what you did. Let me do it(hops in Spongebobs mouth)
    Plankton:(to guy) Hey Pencil neck, Slither over here. Surrender that ice cream cone or i'll fill every moment of your life with torture.
    Guy: WAHHHHH(runs off)
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    Genesis
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    Does it have to be TV shows?...

    Tales OF Symphonia Skit
     
    Lloyd: Orochi and Kuchinawa are brothers right? Those are some interesting names.
    Sheena: They are both old Mizuho words for "snake". But those aren't their real names.
    Presea: Are they aliases?
    Sheena: Not exactly...In Mizuho, we have a tradition of giving people an additional name, while hiding out real names.
    Lloyd: Really? What about their real names?
    Sheena: Beat me. Only they, their parents, and the Chief know. And whomever they marry.
    Presea: Is your name a second name as well?
    Sheena: Yeah, that's right.
    Zelos: Presea, I know Sheena's real name.
    Sheena: What?! How could you know?!
    Zelos: Sheena's real name is Violent Demonic Banshee.
    Sheena: ...Zelos! *smacks Zelos*
    Zelos: See? See? I told you she's a violent banshee!


    LOL
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    Wolf
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    no it doesnt have to

    Brian: That's what I like about highschool girls. I keep gettin older and they stay the same age. yes they do hehe yes they do
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    Hayate
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    Now I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
    Master Shake: Geewillikers, it must be obvious day, on camp stupid.
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    Ganondorf
    Napolean Dynamite:

    "Tina you fat lard come and get some dinner!" ~Napolean
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    Hayate
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    Now I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
    Master Shake: Dancing is Forbidden!
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    Pianta
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    Ganondorf
    "Great, now I'm the King of people who talk to posters" That's Bowser from PMTTYD
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    Hayate
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    Now I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
    Mothmonsterman: Its a city.
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    Wolf
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    Next stop, the Twilight Zone
    frylock: whoa thats pretty boss carl. whered you get those graphics done?
    Carl: yeah they're ni... i didnt freakin do em. somebody stole my car and raced it and freakin destroyed it
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    Hayate
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    Now I am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
    Meatwad: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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    Ganondorf
    Lois: Peter, did you get a new butt?
    Peter: Yeah, my old one had a crack in it.

    :lol:
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    Stankervisin:

    Wacco the clown: "Whats that on your chin? O its your OTHER chin"
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    Revolution
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    The Revolution is coming!
    Quate: Rawk Hawk: Don't forget the RAWWK!

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