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    Mario Science Theater 3000!
    Topic Started: Jul 4 2005, 12:04 PM (100 Views)
    Samthewise7
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    Hello everyone and welcome to a special editon of Mario Science Theater 3000! Now what is Mario Science Theater 3000 you ask? Well it's like the old show titled Mystery Science Theater 3000 where old movies were made fun of by three characters and two mad scientists who were using these three characters to find out how much a person could take before they would go insaine. Now the premise is the same thing except we are making fun of old bad games instead of movies and well the mad scientists and characters are inspired by some users here on the forums that are in this to begin with. Now I've placed a few of these in my fan fic but I wanted to go outside of my fan fic for once and see what you guys thought of it by itself. Which is why I am about to show you what I believe is the best Mario Science Theater 3000 episode yet, why you ask? Because in this one I made fun of Superman 64 which people argue over possibly being the worst game of all-time. I would love to hear any suggestions you may have over what game I should do next. Please pm me your suggestion or post down below and please post your thoughts on this down below as well, thanks for reading enjoy.

    Characters Guide:

    Sam = Myself.
    Mario = Well you know who he is.
    Dave = Fictonal Character
    Kezay G = Kezay
    Henshin = Viewtifulhenshinjoe56

    Mario Science Theater 3000: Superman 64 the Horror the Pure Horror!

    Sam: Oh hey readers welcome to the newly named Video Game Room of Doom. I’m Sam and with me my two best friends Mario and Dave of course. Now today Dave and Mario have been arguing over what was truly the best bad game of all-time. Now Dave thinks Tokyo Bus Guide is as bad it gets while Mario believes Catwoman is sheer horror. It’s funny to stand back and listen to these two argue which is exactly what we are going to do now! Please click on the links down below in order to fully get the jokes.

    Mario: Catwoman is by far the worst game, I mean what’s the point you play as a dumb super hero with terrible graphics and the AI smart enough to tell you that a rock is smarter then well Catwoman which might be true.

    Dave: Catwoman had a storyline at least while Tokyo Bus Guide left us gamers hanging as we try to figure just what the heck we’re supposed to do in the game other then drive lifeless 3D characters that have no meaning from one place to the next.

    Sam: Hey guys whatcha talking about now?

    Dave: Oh nothing just the usual gamer talk about how Tokyo Bus Guide is the best bad game of all-time.

    Mario: Sam talk some sense into guy by saying that Catwoman is clearly the worst game of all-time.

    Sam: Well actually guys I thought the worst game of all-time was the Elevator Game for Xbox.

    Mario: Well that was a pretty bad game I have to agree with you on that Sam.

    Dave: Yeah nothing can top the Elevator Game in that area.

    Kezay G: Hello gaming crew that is being tortured today by playing my all-time favorite game.

    Sam: Hello sirs we are just waiting to bash another game because we live for that sort of thing.

    Henshin: That’s good because today’s game is a stinker err I mean a great one Superman 64!

    Kezay G: That’s right Henshin Superman 64 is my all-time favorite game and I had to give these guys a break at some point right?

    Sam: Oh I’ve heard about this game, game reviewers say Superman 64 is painful to look at and play. The graphics are terrible and the game is nearly impossible to play.

    Kezay G: But that’s what makes the game so challenging like Rygar it won my heart over with the difficulty that made you scream. Well go ahead and enjoy the 5 minutes you get to play this amazing game!

    Sam: Oh we will either scream or cry and if you consider that joyful then good for you. We have game sign come on guys let’s go!

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    Dave: So what friends do I have and why do they exist in a virtual world and does it look better then this piece of junk?

    Mario: Oh no my friends are in a virtual world where the graphics are better and the gameplay is decent? Wow lucky them and unlucky me.

    Sam: Well Superman has looked better at least some would say that Superman is looking well old and pixilated.

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    Sam: Hey look it’s the stick swoosh it says! And the walls that are in front of him look so realistic in fact it looks like cardboard, moldy cardboard that’s been painted on.

    Mario: The stick had better be careful it looks like his heath or in this case the interest in this game is going down fast…. Soon it will be game over and out of business!

    Dave: Did we mention the only good looking thing in this picture is the V in the corner? Meanwhile back at the hall of virtual pixilated justice! Stickman fights Sickluthor in a place where nothing looks good and the gamers are screaming and gasping for a good game.

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    Sam: Ha ha ha I suck said Stickluthor! Is it me or does that picture of a SNES like game look better then Stickman and Superman 64’s graphics?

    Mario: Has anyone paid attention to the interest level of this game? It’s going down fast and Stickluthor is laughing at how bad this game sucks Ha Ha Ha this game sucks.

    Dave: Stickluthor sure has a good sense of humor in this picture where he looks 10x worse and a picture that terrifies Stickman. Ha Ha Ha I look ugly!

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    Dave: It looks like Stickman is flying in a town full of cardboard boxes where he only has 1:45 left before the city crumbles because of the cardboard not standing still long enough.

    Mario: Note that the interest of the game goes up only because someone turned it to torture level where the gamer can be seen crying screaming and banging his head against the wall, kinda like us right now only we are doing it with an Xbox and shotgun.

    Sam: Stickman where did you go? We thought you’d be back to save the fake cardboard box cutouts of little children and citizens alike! But no sir you left us for some stupid worse looking virtual world where your fake cardboard cutout friends are at.

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    Sam: Here I stand look at this rather large piece of cardboard wondering what the heck I’m doing in this game and the failure it caused my legendary series of games. And then it occurred to me that Lex’s real evil plan was to make a game with terrible ratings so he would be more popular then me.

    Mario: Why does Stickman’s foot look like two pieces of plywood he glued himself to? And why does the music in this game sound like music from the NES only worse? And why are we wasting time play the junk and why are you reading this and why oh never mind the game does this sort of thing to you.

    Dave: Stickman had better hurry before the game sucks even worse and we all pull out shotguns and blow up our TVs.

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    Sam: Hey anyone up for a pixilated more entertaining game of Stickpool? If you compare this stick to me it’s about the same width wise isn’t that hilarious? Afterwards we can walk into that cardboard room where the game makers await to be booed and tortured? Do you like the hanging light up above which doesn’t really look like a light instead it looks like a camera that barely focused in on anything other then the width of Stickman yet again.

    Mario: I have nothing really this game is just so bad that I can’t stand to see another picture of it….

    Henshin: Hey guys sorry you had to play this game, I know we are supposed to make you bad games but this one is just terrible and well we really went to far this time.

    Dave: Oh sure now you say that. Well I’m up for a game of Stickpool if we can use them to poke and get rid of all the evil cardboard in this game!

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    Sam: In today’s news we find out that Superman 64 is lame and we have nothing more to report, more pointless news at 11! Superman you must now go to face your arch-foe Lex the Stick!

    Mario: In other news the music, gameplay, storyline and everything else lacked even a normal bad game like Teenage Ninja Turtles.

    Dave: Tokyo Bus Guide please come back, I miss playing you this game has made me realize how lucky I am to have TBG over this.

    Sam: Come on guys let’s head out before we cry and scream and be thankful.

    Kezay G: Well I really thought you guys would get a kick out of that game and it looks like you did well that’s great news I’m glad you enjoyed it.

    Henshin: *sighs* wow how low can you go game wise?

    Sam: Let’s take a look at what reviewers had to say about this classic game:
    Gamespot: 1.3 Abysmal IGN: 3.4

    Well that’s today’s game please look for another edition of Mario Science Theater 3000 on the next chapter and well on other parts of the forum as well!
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    Samthewise7
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    *awaiting feedback* Come on guys please give me some kind of feedback. :D
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    ROFL! There was an Elevator Game for Xbox? I have to check that out. :P

    I'm also thinking about buying Superman 64 just to laugh at its crappiness. :P XD
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    sonic_fan_55
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    lol that was good and funnie
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    It was pretty good, good job.
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