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    Nintedo: T3h Truth!
    Topic Started: Jun 3 2005, 04:41 PM (189 Views)
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    Nintendo Inc is bias in it's news broadcast! They don't tell you the whole truth about what gos on, here is the horrbile scary truth. Lives are lost, family is torn apart, and the true villains are not who they appear to be at first glance..
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    Eh?
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    Let's have sex Clovie.
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    Go away KidRock..
    Okay..*Teleports away*
    Elsewhere..
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    Die fetus die! You be not human but a lump of cells!
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    I saw that you! You better stop!
    Ron Regan: Oh?! And just what do YOU plan to do about it The Tired Hiker?!
    The Tired Hiker: Well if you countinue to persist I'll get angery, and write you a nasty letter to express my anger at your actions!
    Ron Regan:...
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    Die! It's not like you're human anyway!
    My magnefficent brain!
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    Hey! Leave those liberals alone!
    Ron Regan: Oh yay, a moblin. As if my day wasn't going bad enough people bitching about the dead babies. (The media is useless..) but now I have to deal with a smelly, low educated, goblinoid! Go wrap your lips around a crack-pipe orc!

    SapphireBeauty: ...That had to be the most RASCIST *censored* I've ever heard!
    Ron Regan: No it's not.. No it's not.. it's "affirmative action".
    SapphireBeauty: What?!
    Ron Regan: See, the Hyrian race (Like myself..) is the most abused race of species out there. I'm merely leveling the playing field by every now and again muttering slurs to the other intelligent species..
    SapphireBeauty: Okay fine "elf". *MSNBC guy has a camera in hand and skampers away*
    Ron Regan: See, now "that" was rascist. You republicans never learn..
    SapphireBeauty: I.. you.. SILENCE! *Throws a spear and Ron whacks his sword breaking it*
    Ron Regan: Are the orc race too stupid to wield a more techonologicaly advanced weapon? Are your kind THAT far behind?
    SapphireBeauty: We all can't be a ritch *censored* like you Ron and afford enchanted swords and magick-enchanced items..
    Ron Regan: You have that monkey of a president to blame for your disadvantages, therby it IS idiocy because YOU put him in office unless you admit it was all rigged!

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    F is fore fillebuster!
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    It's also for your grades in school you blithering fool!
    MOOOM! JEB'S PICKING ON ME!

    SapphireBeauty: I'm not even going to go there..
    Ron Regan: As I expected.. *The Tired Hiker uses this oppurtunity to slice a gouge in Ron Regan's shoulder as he lies bloody on the floor*
    The Tired Hiker: OH MY WHAT HAVE I DONE?! >_<
    SapphireBeauty: You defended yourself *censored*-burger..
    The Tired Hiker: No war man! No war! >_< V
    SapphireBeauty: These securalists are getting out of control.. come with me The Tired Hiker, we have to go see someone. And no killing is involved.
    The Tired Hiker: Well if it was like a useless icky person on life support I could understand but--
    SapphireBeauty: UHH! No "capital punishment" involved! ><
    The Tired Hiker: Well then what the hell are we waiting around here for?!
    SapphireBeauty: -_ -
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    Republicans never learn..
    And now you know the horrible truth..
    To be countinued..
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    Wow.... Thats messed up. But funny! :P
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    ROFL! That was strangely hilarious :P O_o
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    Chelsea FC Champions 55-05-06-10

    'Elsewhere..
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    Die fetus die! You be not human but a lump of cells!'

    >>>XD Thtas strage, very strange.....but hilarious too :P

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