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    Sam Bad's PM #3; Come inside to read some funny stuff!
    Topic Started: Apr 7 2005, 09:29 PM (168 Views)
    Samthewise7
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    Episode #1: The Pilot Episode Titled Pilot! The first Nsider Forums PM answered is a PM from ZeldaFreak104! Congrats ZeldaFreak you some how earned it.

    *plays theme from old hit shows such as, Cheers, The Cosby Show, Step By-Step, Family Matters and…… you guessed it The Brady Bunch!

    You can’t beat the classics or so says The Stick who always leaves the TV on TV Land!
    TV Land is the hit channel that plays all your classic hit TV Shows such as The Brady Bunch and Silent Films that some people consider TV Shows in some way which I do not understand. I love the classics myself, I happen to be a big huge fan of that one character from The Brandy Bunch that got hit with the football in one episode. *cough* Err I mean let’s get to another great Pm before I say anything more that my arch villain can use against me.

    What do you do on the weekends?

    From:
    just look at the sender name!

    Wow, I don’t know about you but the name of this user slays me…. I mean really who is this mysterious user anyway? This user makes me want to turn this entire PM into a Black and White Silent PM, like some old mystery film with an old actor which tried to act like Sherlock Holmes but failed horribly.

    Anyway I do a lot of things on the weekend in fact I think I will show you just how many awesome things I do that Pwn everything you do on weekends, but I will only show you because I Pwn you and I Pwn you even before I Pwned you.

    *looks at date* Well since today is Friday I will answer this Pm and then go over to my local Laundry Mat to well watch the cool spinning washers and dryers. I mean you wouldn’t think your local Laundry Mat was a cool hang-out until you saw my local Laundry Mat, I mean we got all kinds of people here, we have old seniors come in to get their clothes clean and to watch the cool neon Florence lights reflect off of the washers and dryers. On Friday nights we have break dancers come in and we also have Hawaii Shirt nights as well! That’s right everyone that comes in on Friday nights get to wear Hawaii Shirts while drinking Cool-Aid and my favorite dinner of course Flash Frozen Hot Dogs and Flash Frozen Fish sticks!

    On Saturday nights I usually hold my special Sam Bad Chat-Lingo meetings with The Stick and Dave of course. Here is a conversation from one of the first meetings we did.

    Sam Bad: Ok guys thanks for coming to my awesome special Chat-Lingo meetings! Tonight we will disscuss the meaning of the Chat-Lingo words Rofl, Lol and of course XD.

    The Stick: I am excited to find out what some of these Chat-Lingo words finally mean!

    Dave: Err em I am only here because you asked me to be here Sam, why if it were up to me I would be at the local free bread on a stick convention that’s in town this weekend.

    Sam Bad: Ok now that everyone has talked it’s time for me to tell you what all of these great Chat-Lingo words mean. Let’s start off with the word LOL. Now most chat people will tell you LOL means Laugh Out Loud, but I think that’s an inaccurate statement. Now my take on the word LOL is this, I think the word means Luck Out Least or Lacky Out Last.

    The Stick: I don’t know Sam Bad, I mean Laugh Out Loud would make more sense don’t you think…..

    Sam Bad: No I don’t, for one thing who ever thought of Laugh Out Loud obviously has no clear sense of what is a good word and what’s not a good word.

    The Stick: But…

    Sam Bad: But nothing no more talk for you! It’s time we moved on to the word ROFL. So most people consider this word to be Roll on the floor laughing but I think they are wrong yet again. I mean come on that word is so cheesy really it is. I think the word ROFL means Ralph Out Falls Left or Ralph Out Fails Lacky. One of the two make a ton of sense to me and that’s what I think about those words.

    The Stick: Once again Sam Bad I think you got it all wrong. I mean Roll on the floor laughing makes sense to me and I think it’s brilliantly done.

    Sam Bad: What did I say do you The Stick no talking for you! Now the word XD means Xtream Dislike or Xtream Dogs. I think both of those words work better then whatever the original version of it is.

    The Stick: You mean you don’t know what XD means Sam Bad?

    Sam Bad: Err no not really. Oh and would you look at the time this meeting is officially over and you all have learned so much from me today!

    The Stick: No we didn’t.

    Sam Bad: I told you the meeting is over so stop the talking now or else!

    On Sundays it’s retro TV night! That’s right on Sunday Nights instead of watching the really cool shows like…. The Simpson’s and Arrested Development we watch classic shows like The Brady Bunch and Full House of course! The Stick loves Full House while I strongly dislike watching The Brady Bunch. No I mean it I can’t stand that show. *is hiding the truth*

    And that’s about it unknown user mysterious user. I mean I know my weekend is entertaining and I know you are all jealous of my ability to like Pwn you every day of the week.

    This episode Pwns Strong Bad and we all know it!
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    WhiteShadow
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    huh? :huh:
    Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.
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    Apr 7 2005, 09:34 PM
    huh? :huh:


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    Guys, its a story and its pretty funny. Sam Bad is the main character, try reading it next time and you might understand.

    Great job Sam, I like it. Another great story type thing just like the other one you had :D
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    I wonder if MattB will ever reply to this thread.
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    Well sorry to bring an old thread back up but I wanted to let you all know that I want to continue doing this! And in order for that to be possible I need some PM's so please people PM me some questions so I can answer them! :D
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    Sam it's not exceptional so he won't reply! :P

    Just kidding I bet he will! Good Story too!
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    Sorry sam.....but i'm to lazy to read all that =(

    I'll read it later =)
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    Jun 10 2005, 05:19 PM
    Sorry sam.....but i'm to lazy to read all that =(

    I'll read it later =)

    (I didn't read it either)
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