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    random joke of the day
    Topic Started: Mar 31 2005, 06:07 PM (226 Views)
    CMJ23
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    Matt and CTT are n00bs!!!!
    What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    -A drunk drives through the stop sign;
    A stoner waits for it to turn green.
    :zzz: :no: :| <_< :) :yes: :o :lol: :D :woot:
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    ROTFL!
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    ROFL!!! :lol: You make that up?
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    CMJ23
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    Matt and CTT are n00bs!!!!
    *Yoshi*
    Mar 31 2005, 06:17 PM
    ROFL!!!  :lol: You make that up?

    Well, not really, I got the joke from someone else, and changed it a little.
    I got TONS of jokes, and a lot of Michael Jackson ones. :P
    Most, I don't make up, I just get them from people, web sites, and emails.
    That might have been one of my best jokes that I could post in this forum without CTT21 editing it. :P ;)
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    lol rofl THAT IS FUNNY! :D XD
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    Snake_Skull
    Proudly humping your leg since 2005!

    Here's a good long one: Excuse the length, it's really good though:

    So there's this red man. He lives in a red house, on a red street, with a red back yard and red furnature. He has a red kitchen with a red table, a red library with red books, a red bathroom, a red dining room, a red living room, and red hallway.

    One day, a blue man was driving his blue '68 mustang down the red street and listening to his blue radio play some blues. Regretably, he is too distracted to notice the blue rock jutting mysteriously out of the red street. His car crashes, and there is a big blue explosion.

    Jarred but not injured, the blue man crawls from the smoldering blue wreckage and pulls himself to the nearest house, the red man's. He rings the red door bell on the red door.

    The red man, who is eating his red breakfast, hears the bell and gets up from his red table. He walks into the red library, up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shelf from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red hallway and up to thde red door. He opens it and sees the blue man lying on the ground.

    "Help!" cries the blue man, "my car hit a blue rock in the road and exploded. I'm from out of town, so can I stay at your house until the tow truck comes to pick up my car?"

    The red man says yes and leads the blue man into the red hallway, past the red living room, past the red dining room, past the red bathroom, into the red library, up the red staircase leading to the red guest rooms. The red man opens one red door and points to a luxurious red suite.

    "You can stay here for the night," he says, then closes the door and walks down the red staircase and into the red library. He goes up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shell from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red kitchen where he proceeds to eat his red breakfast.

    Meanwhile, a purple man is driving in his purple Thunderbird down the red road and listening to the purple radio playing Purple Haze. But he sees the blue rock and swerves around it. Right into the purple tree. There's a huge purple explosion and the purple man is thrown from the purple wreckage. He manages to strugle up the red man's home and rings the red doorbell by the red door.

    The red man, who is still eating his red breakfast, hears the bell and gets up from his red table. He walks into the red library, up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shelf from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red hallway and up to thde red door. He opens it and sees the purple man lying on the ground.

    "Help! cries the purple man," my car hit that purple tree over there and exploded! I'm from out of town, so can I stay at your house until the two truck comes to pick it up?"

    The red man says yes and leads the purple man into the red hallway, past the red living room, past the red dining room, past the red bathroom, into the red library, up the red staircase leading to the red guest rooms. The red man opens a second red door and points to a luxurious red suite.

    "You can stay here for the night," says the red man, who then closes the door and walks down the red staircase and into the red library. He goes up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shelf from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red kitchen where he proceeds to eat his red breakfast.

    Enter the green man. He is driving down the red road in his green Mercedes Benz and listening to the green radio playing Green Day. He sees the blue rock, swerves to dodge it and sees the purple tree and dodges that. He fails to see the green lake and thus proceeds to go hurtling into the water. There's a tremendous green splash, but the green man leaps from his car at the last moment. He crawls up to the red man's house and rings the red doorbell next to the red door.

    The red man, who is still eating his red breakfast, hears the bell and gets up from his red table. He walks into the red library, up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shelf from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red hallway and up to thde red door. He opens it and sees the green man lying on the ground.

    "Help! " cries the green man," I sank my car in that green lake! I'm from out of town, so can I stay here until the tow truck(?) can come and get my car out of the lake?"

    The red man says yes and leads the green man into the red hallway, past the red living room, past the red dining room, past the red bathroom, into the red library, up the red staircase leading to the red guest rooms. The red man opens a third red door and points to a luxurious red suite.

    "You can stay here for the night," says the red man, who then closes the door and walks down the red staircase and into the red library. He goes up to the red book shelf, goes up to the third shelf from the bottom and pulls the third red book from the left and the bookshelf swings open to reveal the red secret passage. the red man walks through the red secret passage, past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red living room and into the red kitchen where he proceeds to eat his red breakfast.


    A night passes.

    In the morning, the blue man wakes up and leaves his luxurious red suite and goes down the red staircase and into the red library. Only he doesn't know hot to open the secret passage. So he whips out his collapsable blue sledge hammer and crashes through the book case. He walks past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red livining rome and into the red hallway and into the red kitchen, after which he sits down at the table and pours himself a bowl of Cheerios and begins to eat.

    Next the purple man wakes up. He leaves his luxurious red suite and goes down the red stair case, into the red living room, through the red rubble and into the red secret passage. He walks past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red livining rome and into the red hallway and into the red kitchen, after which he sits down at the table and pours himself a bowl of Cheerios and begins to
    eat.

    Finally the green man wakes up. He leaves his luxurious red suite and goes down the red stair case, into the red living room, through the red rubble and into the red secret passage. He walks past the red bathroom, past the red dining room, past the red livining rome and into the red hallway and into the red kitchen, after which he sits down at the table and pours himself a bowl of Kellog's Corn Flakes and begins to eat.














    The punchline?

    Two out of three people prefer Cheerios over Corn Flakes.

    :D :D :D
    :huh:
    Don't kill me. :whistle:
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    I know what you mean. Sometimes I just feel like I'm giving birth to a flaming porcupine on the floor of an igloo during a hemmorage attack while simultaneously being given a root canal by a blind dentist while he plays Taylor Hicks songs to old folks with overflowing bladder bags.
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    Prydinho
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    lol hahaha i like it ROFL
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    Prydinho
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    VERY FUNNY
    gay
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    Canttouchthis04


    CMJ23
    Mar 31 2005, 08:15 PM
    *Yoshi*
    Mar 31 2005, 06:17 PM
    ROFL!!!   :lol: You make that up?

    Well, not really, I got the joke from someone else, and changed it a little.
    I got TONS of jokes, and a lot of Michael Jackson ones. :P
    Most, I don't make up, I just get them from people, web sites, and emails.
    That might have been one of my best jokes that I could post in this forum without CTT21 editing it. :P ;)

    >_> I don't edit that many posts.... :P
    "I arrested a man-lady once... who was legally named Phuck."
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