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    CYOA PaperMario2!; Choose Your Own Adventure!
    Topic Started: Mar 29 2005, 11:44 AM (883 Views)
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    Best......fanfic.....ever! Seriously! :)
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    Yep! keep it up C!

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    Call me "CMNL".......
    *Both of them appear at Bowsers Castle!*
    Bowser: RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
    Goomba: Sir you are aware that Mario and LUigi are outside the castle?
    Bowser: OF COURSE! I HAVE PLANNED OUT THIS ENTIRE SCHEME! RAR!
    Goomba: Caps lock off please
    Bowser: OH *click* Sorry bout that, now what was I saying? OH yes! I am going to dress up as LINK! And lead them directly into a trap! That I've thought of for MONTHS! See that red X over there, I'm gonna lead them onto it, and then Magikoopa is gonna pull this rope that makes them fall into the lava! AHAHAHAHAA
    Goomba: Sarcasm, how very smart of you, end sarcasm
    Bowser: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
    Goomba: I MEAN *sarcasm* how very smart of you *end sarcasm*...
    Bowser: And dont you EVER forget the asterix again!
    *meanwhile outside of the castle*
    Mario: Okay, we're at.....
    Luigi: Termina
    Mario: Wha? This looks like Bowsers Castle
    Luigi: Looks can be decieving bro! Just look at the sign! It says Termina! See look at it
    *Sign says "Welcome to ||||||||Termina!"
    Mario: Well signs dont lie......ever.
    Luigi: But look over there bro! Someones waving to us!

    Who is waving at Mario and Luigi?
    A: Samus
    B: Princess Peach
    C: Bowser dressed as Link
    D: All of the above
    E: CHOOSE YOUR OWN (this is the only time I'll do this)

    ~Yee~
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    *Bowser dressed as Link (and is fooling everyone) Peach and Samus are waving to Mario and Luigi from Inside the castle*
    Mario: OH look! Lets go over there!
    Luigi: And you thought it was a trap!
    Mario: Your right luigi! How could this possibly be a trap! With all Nintendo Heros here!
    Bowser/Link: RAWR I mean WELCOME! TO BOWSerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrulian CASTLE!
    Mario: But I thought this was Termina........
    Samus: *nods*
    Peach: Yes...and link you've grown...alot....
    Bowser/LInk: Well errr I uhhhhh I drink MOOMOOMILK! LOTS OF IT! I EVEN HAVE MY OWN COW!
    *Samus scans Bowser*
    *Scanning.........100%......Bowser/Link.....error...error..error...extreme stupidity in the target. Interfering with signal*
    Luigi: Well he does have his own cow, Malon gave him one.
    Mario: Who's Malon.
    Luigi: NO ONE, She didnt tell me anything!
    Mario: Oh......really...that would explain that loud noise in your bedro-
    Peach: ANYWAY, are you going to escort us inside?
    Bowser: YESSSSSS! I mean yes! Right that way! Directly over that Red X! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
    Mario: You know....link didnt have a shelll......
    Luigi: Or a really loud voice
    Peach: Or horns....
    All (except Samus: THIS MUST MEAN!

    A: Bowser is posing to be Link
    B: Link is dressed up
    C: Its a costume Party
    D: Its Halloween
    E: Samus's scanner works
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    Everyone (except Samus): OH MY GOD ITS BOWSER!
    Luigi: So what you doing at Hyrulian Castle?
    Bowser: Errrrr what?
    Luigi: Link must of invited you to! See, even after us constantly whooping you, he still has a heart to invite you to his party!
    Mario: That Link is a nice Fellow
    Peach: He's so Dream---
    Mario *Glare*
    Peach: I mean...he's alright....nothin special
    Mario: So wheres the party? And when did Link have this lava installed?
    Bowser: Its was ZELDA's IDEA! And she wants you to go THAT WAY! DIRECTLY OVER THE RED X!
    Mario: Sounds good
    *They all (besides bowser) walk over and our standing directly on the X when....

    A: Magikoopa Pulls the Lever and they fall
    B: They realize its a trap
    C: The Evil Moon from Majora's Mask thought that Bowsers Castle was Termina and is on a collision course with the Castle
    D: All of the above.
    ~Yee~
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    Mario,Peach,Luigi: Wait a second.....Link doesnt have the words "Bowsers Castle" written on his doormat
    Bowser: PULL MAGIKOOPA PULL!
    *MagiKoopa PUlls the lever and they go falling down into the liquid hot Magma, but Mario grabs hold of a ledge and manages to hang on, along with Luigi hanging on to him, Samus Hanging off of Luigi, and Peach hanging off of Samus*
    Bowser: AHAHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHA I've finally beaten Mario!
    Magikoopa: Hey that Mooon is gettin pretty big...
    Bowser: Now me, Ganondorf, and Ridely can FINALLY TAKE OVER NINTENDO!
    Magikoopa: The moon doesnt have eyes does it?
    Bowser: How does it feel Mario? Huh? TO get beaten, by ME! I tricked all 4 of you! AHAHAHAHAHA!
    Magikoopa: Sir.....is today a full moon?
    Bowser: WHAT WHAT WHAT! I'm gloating! Let me be!
    Magikoopa:LOOK LOOK LOOK!
    *Moon is about 30 seconds away from the castle*
    Bowser: WTF! How are we gonna stop the moon? It doesnt matter, call everyone out the castle and to a safe distance.
    Mario: WAIT WAIT, I can stop the moon.....really....
    Bowser: Oh...you can.....well then how
    *10 seconds left*
    Mario: Uhhh...hmmm...uhhh

    What happens next?

    A: The 4 Giants appear....
    B: The Moon stops for no apparent reason
    C: Skull kid Appears
    D: The most Random Thing C can think of

    This one wasnt meant to be funny, I'm just building it up now
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    Bowser: Hmmmmmm
    Mario: Hmmmmm
    Luigi: Hmmmmmmm
    Daisy: Hmmmmmm
    Mario: When did you get here?
    Daisy: Oh wait, mistyping, meant to say peach, let me say my line again.
    Peach: Hmmmmmmmm
    Samus:......
    Magikoopa: Hmmmmmmmm
    Goomba: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
    Moon: Hmmmmmmmmmm
    Moon: Forget it your all just gonna die! I was gonna miss purposely but sense you wanna hum like that.....
    *The moon is about to hit the castle....when.......a goomba randomly throws a banana at the moon, and due to my stupidity and complete lack of understanding gravity, the moon "slips" back into Space.*

    Mario:.....welll...we're still hanging over this lava....
    *Samus Screw attacks everyone back on the ledge and out of the castle*
    Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO forget this me and you Mario! NOW!
    Mario: FINE!
    *RPG Battle starts*
    Bowser uses Fire!
    Mario: Wait wait wait this aint pokemon, PAPER MARIO 2, get it right!
    Bowser: OH my bad
    Mario jumps on Bowser.....50 damage
    *Bowser Faints*
    Mario: C I thought I said
    C-00-101-Shad0: Whatever...
    *Bowser is defeated*
    *Mario gets the Rainbow badge!*
    Mario: Yeah....real mature
    Luigi: So bro....how we gonna get home...and.....wha are we gonna do when we tell Link we were trapped by bowser?
    Mario: Well....we just dont tell him Luigi
    Luigi: Okay bro, gotcha, so how do we get home?

    How do they get home
    A: The storys over
    B: The Storys over
    C: The Storys Over
    D: The Storys Over
    E: PLEASE C JUST DO ALITTLE MORE!

    I'm out of Ideas at this point
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    E! E! PLEASE!

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    *samus calls down ship*
    Luigi: I cant ride in that, I'm scared of heights
    Peach: We'll ride low
    Luigi: I'm scared of crashing as well!
    Mario: GET IN! LU-E-G!
    Luigi: MAR-E-O okay.......
    *5 minutes later*
    Luigi: Its not that bad bro, after the first 50 minutes of puking and another hour of being scared out of your mind, its kinda fun!
    Mario: OH really...well..next time bring a barfbag, my clothes look just like you!
    Luigi: Sorry bro...
    Peach: Okay buh Bye Mario, see you at the Castle!
    *1 day later, there enjoying a afternoon mushroom when......*
    *knock on the door*
    Mario: Ello?
    MailGoomba: Hello you have 3-
    Luigi: OH MY GOD BOWSER IS ATTACKING!
    MailGoomba: AH HAH! *puts Spikey Hat on*
    *Jumps on Mail Goomba*
    Luigi: OHHHHHHHH my leg! It stings!
    Mario: The mail please....
    MailGoomba: You have 3 seperate letters today
    Mario: Thank you!
    Luigi: Oh god...my leg...
    Mario: Hmmmm Bills, Mushroom Inc, Wait...theres a letter from Mr.Game and Watch
    Luigi: Who?
    Mario: Just a really old friend of mine
    *letter*
    Dear Mario
    Boop Boop bep bopp bop bop be-be-beeeeeeeeeeeee. Boop Bop bopbobopbopb be be be be be be be be bebobobobobobebo eboebbeoboeboeboebobo boop boopb oopb oopb boopb boopb boop beep bep bep bepbe bpe bep bep bepbpebepebpbep!
    Signed
    Mr.Game And Watch
    *End Letter*
    Luigi: Hey bro, translate that into English please?
    Mario: He said he invites us to the Game and Watch Stadium for matches....he says we're the contestants...and that if we dont come....uhhhh dont know I never learned the "bepbepbepbepbep" part of his language.
    Luigi: Well... then lets just sit back relax, and not worry about anything.
    Mario: Yep....and wherever theres trouble...we'll be there!
    *meanwhile at Game And Watch Stadium*
    Moon: OH YOUR GONNA GET IT! I COULDNT CRUSH THE CASTLE BUT THIS STADIUM IS GOING DOWN!
    *Huge explosion*
    Toad: Eebityeebityeebity THATS ALL FOLKS!
    ~Yee~
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    ROFL! Well done C, that was absolutely great, have $10 dollars on me. Matt can you do the transfer please?

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    Thanks...next time I'll try and stay with Paper Mario 2 and not go way off track....lol
    ~Yee~
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